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Is this from a Tim Robinson skit? I swear I’ve heard of this stew before…
Alright but where’s the recipe?
Calling All Dads…
Posting about Windows on Lemmy only to get “switch to Linux” in the comments:
That sounds like good advice, you should take it.
posting on lemmy that im switching from linux to windows
They wouldn’t be suggesting it if you used Linux
I’m certain that you could fix this issue by switching to Linux.
Can confirm, i used to have that same exact issue but it went away when i switched to linux
I use arch btw
I’ve been probably saying that for longer than you have been alive
I’m going to go out on a limb and say none of those clearly printed suggestions were written on that extremely course wooden telephone pole
Next thing you’re gonna tell me that one day blinding stew doesn’t exist either…
Of coarse not
Knot a chance
I wood wager otherwise
I don’t think I should go against the grain here.
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Maybe some kind of stew that inhibits sight for 24 hours?
Or perhaps some kind of stew that that nullifies ocular senses for 1/7 of a week?
Or maybe a stew that induces visual deprivation for a time period of 1 full rotation of the earth relative to the sun?
What did they do to deserve a whole year?
Rotation, not revolution. Rotation takes 1 day.
Also relative to (not around) the sun. The full rotation the earth does in a day is relative to the position of the sun. The absolute amount of rotation is different.
Seriously though, whose stupid idea is this? Is this a thing that moms everywhere say to there hair-biting daughters? “You need to stop with that nasty habit sweety, our some day soon you’ll find yourself unable to see after lunch, and I’m not gonna tell you for how long!” And in the schools, stories go around like “Sally Newman was blind for a whole day last week, and she says her mom served her a stew that made her blind to make her stop biting hair!”???
I’m thinking some sort of hot meal, that then blocks her vision
I had this idea of serving her a stew that severely impeded her vision for a day or so
An edible that sets the sight stat to 0 might be an interesting idea
This seems excessive and cruel.
Instead I think we should let her see, but in a way that she just absolutely cannot decipher what she’s seeing. 1/14th of a fortnight should do as far as length goes.
just take any stew … and add a tablespoon of real Japanese wasabi
Tell me you live in the Midwest or UK without telling me you live in the Midwest or UK.
How much stew are you making? We want to blind them, not turn them inside out!
I’m a single father so I don’t have the “maternal” instinct but I do have a voluminous mane of blonde hair as pictured.
Did I just find Bret Michaels Lemmy account?
I don’t see what one-day blinding stew has to do with hair biting. But, I’ll look into it tomorrow
Common punishment since it doesn’t cause any permanent damage and makes the child realize how fortunate they are.
I’m sure you’ll see the light by then.
This poor man probably thought he was really onto something by making that flyer. Now he is gonna feed his daughter blinding soup.
I once ate a nice chili which robbed me of my vision for an entire day.
1 Day Blinding Stew is a great album name
Blinding Stew must be a 90s grunge band, surely?
Bowling for Blinding Soup
1 Day Blind
Blind 182
3rd eye soup
I read this in lemongrab’s voice unfortunately
No no that’s much better.
