Why would anybody use Threads?

Let’s say you were a Bitcoin spammer who wanted to appeal to a higher quality of bullshit techbro crowd.

Unfortunately, the Epstein Files are full of Liberals, too.

It’ll never top the folks who are convinced $25k in Facebook ads cost Hillary’s $2B campaign the election in 2016.

But it is dizzying to see how quickly we Doublespeak about Russia/Ukraine. It’s The Battle of the Somme every day in America.

I will commit unlimited holocaust on the developing world if I do not see women dressed like this.

Anyone who suggests Russia wasn’t involved in <insert bad thing here> is a Russian bot or a Chinese Wumao or a radical Islamist trying to trick me into not blaming the Russians for something.

I won’t fall for it.

~ NotHasbara

Feels more like a Dan Brown novel, tbh.

There are examples of non states working

:-/

Also, Marx may have fucked his wife.

Conservatives, Liberals, Communists

Conservatives: “I want a state that exists to brutalize the third world on my behalf and cycle me through anxiety/relief of foreigners/BIPOCs on TV”

Liberals: “I want a state that will subtly extract value from the proletariat so I can gamble on it in the market and kill anyone who resists in an overseas black site.”

Communists: “I want a state that will coordinate labor between sectors and preserve the civil rights of citizens under a well-organized and easily navigate-able proletarianized bureacracy.”

Lemmy: “I hate these fucking Tankies.”

I feel like I’m looking at a scene from The Reanimator.

Regular Wahhabism cuts too many fat checks to Larry Ellison.

Oh, I agree completely. Prayers are dumb. Posting is based.

Sheeple running around a black cube to worship some imaginary sky-friend.

Thanks, kid. I never thought about it this way before. Stupid idiots are gathering together in celebration of a shared philosophy that spans race, language, and over a millennium of social change? I can’t believe anyone would waste so much time and energy to visit an archeological touchstone and show even a modicum of awe.

The Kabba is going on my shit list right alongside the Great Pyramids of Egypt, the Hagia Sophia, and Tenochtitlan. Sheeple! SHEEPLE!

Linux Wahhabism is going to be so weird.

That is the plan.

The track pads on the steamdeck are excellent for emulating a mouse.

They were passable at best. Finicky and imprecise more often than not.