Found the Ork boy

I love that you got your childhood home back.

I always dreamed of getting my childhood home back but it’s just not in the cards. It was a beautiful acreage - the house sucked, but the property was what made it great. We had about 15 40 ft spruce trees in our yard, a dogwood hedge that would grow from 5 ft to 8 ft if you turned your back on it for more than 3 days (lol), tons of Aspen for a young Shovel to stomp around in, and a slough in the back for said Shovel to catch woodfrogs.

We sold to move into town a few years after my parents split.

Some dickhead moved in, built a big barn thing on one side of the property and cut the bottom branches of a lot of the spruce trees which ruined a lot of the privacy the place had.

I always wanted to move back, rip the house down and build my own house on it. Instead, I moved my young family to a small town about 15 minutes from where I grew up. I still get the country feel and the connection with the landscape I longed for, even though it’s not exactly the same, and we have a new-build house.

I guess I did ok.

Somebody ban this guy

You get a pass. That’s a legit reason

A man of culture

I could get behind sandals. I had back issues for years and sometimes the only thing that helped when I was in the kitchen were slippers with a good rubber sole. Even then it kind of felt like kissing your sister - kinda good, but the good didn’t out weigh the moral shame

This is exactly it. I’m mostly in the sock camp, and only wear slippers at my computer in the basement.

Bare feet is somehow almost as bad as shoes, the only caveat is if you show up in sandals

You don’t lose socks - the dryer makes extras out for lint in an attempt to please its master

You get it. scratches arm It’s not an addiction, I can stop whenever I want!

I’m just imagining giantess pierced nipples

My day has markedly improved. I be in my bunk

This. My wife loves warm light, but I dislike it. I find my visual acuity better under daylight lights, and find myself cursing if I’m trying to work on something (screws in kids toys or whatever)

I want someone to sound isolate this because I miss it almost every time I watch the video

I’ve done this, but sometimes I get a break that can’t be selected or deleted. You can search for the breaks with “ctrl + F” and enter “^p” - case sensitive, and it’ll find them, but try as I might, I couldn’t select or delete the stubborn one

Correct

Do we dogpile the comments section with the same kind of comments AI posts get, since this came from Reddit?

What did you hurt? Iv been dealing with a nagging shoulder issue

My back and hips used to be so bad from working now they are much better

Just tip it over ‘accidentally’ with the door side down

Holy fuck, that’s the best thing I’ve read in a while

This. Found it out the hard way. Toasted my oven and screwed up my cabinet finish.

I’m a massive elder scrolls fan