If you assume an average ejaculation distance of 9 inches and a nominal speed of 15 mph (this is apparently surprisingly well studied) - you get a data transfer rate of 46,500 TB/s.

I once joked I could jizz faster than my shitty internet connection. Guess I was right

I changed the title so it doesn’t sound like I’m condoning him

While my guitar gently meeps

A bit more coppery coloured, I think.

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Absolutely obligatory

AI sloppy toppy

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Glad she’s okay. My youngest has some pretty gnarly allergies as well

HA.

I Think I did the math right

There’s a rule: the burden of proof lies on the person who is going against established knowledge

Oh my god I love it

Just me finding a cache of memes

I found a shitpile of memes, and I’m spamming them. The good ones, at least.

I thought that QQ was a dead giveaway

A man of culture, I see.

I believe it’s the sun and good genetics. I’ve got decent genetics (I think?) but I worked outside all of my 20s and 30s. I used sunscreen religiously but squinting (due to sun) and the like also plays a role. It’s hard to remember to reapply in the middle of a 12 hr day, when there’s work that needs to be done.

I’m exaggerating how wrinkled I am, but I definitely got crows feet and forehead wrinkles.

How do you not have crows feet - Christ your skin is smooth - I would take grey over looking like Ed Harris’s ball sack (like I do)

What accent do you fart in?

https://medium.com/@hrnews1/the-value-of-nvidia-now-exceeds-an-unprecedented-16-of-u-s-gdp-ede4b541b24c

No?