Albertans crawling out of the wood work in this thread

if you want to see the world’s largest kielbasa, just come over to my house, bb.

Albertans have a way with words. There’s a joke in there about the provincial government, somewhere, but I’m not clever enough to make it today.

Mundare, AB. There’s also the largest duck, easter egg, and mushrooms near by.

Fair, but I don’t think that’s the intent of the meme I found.

Maybe I’m dense, but what does this post have to do with trans people, or (I presume) minimizing their issues?

Honestly, fill me in here

No kidding. that’s a lot of pressure on you, and a lot of changes. You’re totally justified in freaking out a bit. You’re a smart and capable person - you got this. Just keep your family on speed dial to help with the being away part - I feel like that may be the hardest for you.

Real wood anything is fucking expensive now

I love how conservatives immediately reach for the 'think of the children’s card, but then immediately treat women and children like shit.

There’s nothing wrong with wanting kids to be safe, but implying gay people wave their dangly bits in front of kids is a false accusation at best.

Swamp ass? Fine. It’s when it turns into full on monkey butt, where the salt crystals from your own ass sweat chafe your ass as you walk, that you need to fear

Sorry to hear your mom passed away. Thankfully mine is still with me.

That comeback is darker than a black lab in a cave.

I love a good mom roast. It’s almost a lost art these days, or at least it feels like that.

The only thing I’m annoyed about is the use of the semi colon

Is he mailboxing in that second one?

Aaaand reported

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS

BONK

Tell me about it. Why is cost of gas what we focus on

Hey! You’re right!

Fuck this has been rent free in my head for decades and it’s been wrong the whole time.

Let me tell you about my favourite song: slow talking Walter…