Fortunately, woodland creatures don’t hire lawyers
Maybe I’m dense, but what does this post have to do with trans people, or (I presume) minimizing their issues?
Honestly, fill me in here
No kidding. that’s a lot of pressure on you, and a lot of changes. You’re totally justified in freaking out a bit. You’re a smart and capable person - you got this. Just keep your family on speed dial to help with the being away part - I feel like that may be the hardest for you.


Real wood anything is fucking expensive now
I love how conservatives immediately reach for the 'think of the children’s card, but then immediately treat women and children like shit.
There’s nothing wrong with wanting kids to be safe, but implying gay people wave their dangly bits in front of kids is a false accusation at best.
Swamp ass? Fine. It’s when it turns into full on monkey butt, where the salt crystals from your own ass sweat chafe your ass as you walk, that you need to fear
Sorry to hear your mom passed away. Thankfully mine is still with me.
That comeback is darker than a black lab in a cave.
I love a good mom roast. It’s almost a lost art these days, or at least it feels like that.
The only thing I’m annoyed about is the use of the semi colon
Is he mailboxing in that second one?


Aaaand reported
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS
Tell me about it. Why is cost of gas what we focus on
Hey! You’re right!
Fuck this has been rent free in my head for decades and it’s been wrong the whole time.
Let me tell you about my favourite song: slow talking Walter…
Garage? Garage?! Well la di da Mr Frenchman.
H: well what do you call it?
I call it my car hold.


How do they identify a particular person though? I get you could see people as present or not or moving around the room, but it’s insane that they would be able to tell facial features etc.
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Can… Can I see them?
One of my favorite insults is to call someone a merkin
Fair, but I don’t think that’s the intent of the meme I found.