The only thing hip about guys like us, are the hip replacements

Bro. You’ve ve been here for 12 days and you’re already calling me out? What. The. Fuck.

I know this, and you know this, but the fuck if facts and logic are going to change my mind when the alternative belief is fucking cute as hell

Master’s of Business Administration, I think. It’s a graduate degree

What a spectacular way to nearly contract rabies and a host of other viruses

I had an old slider phone when I was working in the bush one winter. It was stuck in the chest pocket of my coat, and SOMEHOW it dialed 911. I only noticed because I could hear the weird clicking of the operator recording the call. Funny how that stands out in a forest, and not your own breathing, or the chatter of your crew mate.

I’m not, I’m just saying people immediately think AI on anything suspicious, when people have been doctoring photos since the advent of photography. Before shop, there were double exposures.

It’s photoshopped.

Back, long before you were even a twinkle in your dad’s eye, people used to edit photos manually…

So I went looking after, and this is the earliest image of it I can find which predates AI image Gen.

You all forget that before AI us geezers used to Photoshop things.

Now get the fuck off my lawn

Man, The Cure are still putting out albums?

Who is Dean? I mean I get the path we’ve gone down but I don’t know this guy or what show he’s from

I turn my seat heaters on for back pain

I’m sorry, what?

Hopefully I can still do it

Honestly, I used to do a lot of cart wheels as a boy, because fun. Now my shoulders and back say ‘uh, sir, you’re like 200 lbs, gtfo’

when the girls start to strut, and you look at her butt, you shouldn’t do thaaat