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But it doesn’t have copilot integrated into it so it can constantly bother you and beg you to use it

Literally unusable

What happens if he kills you in the part where he kills you?

I’m not gay… but a lukewarm ikea hotdog is a lukewarm ikea hotdog

Oooh so that’s why I’m on the no-fly list

I wish I was a sex object

Phone and a cane?

I am confused yet intrigued

I have been thinking of the dishes in the sink for two weeks but their number only keep rising

Eat it, possibly while showering

Yes

My popular opinion is that French is pretty bad.

His body was penetrated by bacteria, that’s pretty gay ngl

Why not ghost the candidate which seems to be the most normal response these days for some reason

The day they force me to switch to windows is the day i quit, i’ll take being homeless over using windows anyday of the week

I’m not sure I would describe rape as just “inappropriate”, but yes I do think rape should be illegal, and people should be protected from ending up in situations where they get raped

If someone is forced to do things with a client they dont want to, then they’re not sex workers, they’re sex slaves

Decriminalise sex work and put in place regulations to protect workers

I thought pee was stored in the balls not the tip?

Getting a rabbi to bless all over my wang I can do no problem, but to stop calling it porking is gonna be tough

look at fancypants over here with a fancy pot with a handle and everything

It won’t have bluetooth for long without a working solar panel though