Ignotum

He was a god, of course his pecker was small, as was the style at the time

Yeah i can see that, they travelled to earth with spaceship and other advanced technologies, then we beat them into submission using our pointy sticks and forced them to build shit for us

That’s a good haiku

That was an even worse haiku

This is the OG “haha yes” meme, predating the sickos one by… like… 1-2 years according to knowyourmeme (going not by time of creation but their widespread usage as memes)

Im glad I could share something with you
Sometimes dreams can come true
Im happy that I could have a laugh with you
On the internet

You’re right it is super funny
Thank you for stopping by.

On the community info page

You’re still rocking the best windows version?

I remember there was a classroom i couldn’t enter without getting nauseous because one of the guys there doused himself in some kind of incredibly potent perfume

The stank lingered too, after a weekend the smell would be just as strong

A bit early to talk about that, 9/11 is still two months and three days away

Otherwise it’s just sparkling food

You were also kinkshaming, some people like torturing themselves

Yeah they’ve done it like five times now, but i’m sure you’ll draw the line at the sixth

I’ve been feeling really pressed lately, so maybe i’ll try that

That’s a paddlin’

If we ignore the handle, the torus with a surface opening can be deformed continuously into an 8 shape, the lip of the mug is not a hole, but you can go down the lip of the mug, around the tube in the middle, and back out, a fully enclosed path

I think it’s three, the handle, the donut hole, then there’s the hole/tunnel formed inside of the cup