Ignotum

“we’ll brute force it, but to save some time we’ll start at 5 since noone would ever be stupid enough to use a number smaller than that”

And on the internet no less, so it has to be true

How does that help? I guess we could take away their fancy tools they use for stalking their ex girlfriends, but that’ll just free up more of their day which they’ll then spend on beating their wives and shooting random bystanders

We could also probably expose a bunch of them as paedophiles, but that just gives them extra street cred among other ICE officers and the ruling party, so that’ll also backfire

I personally don’t have the time or patience for this, which is why i drink oat milk, oats basically milk themselves

Three whole money? In this economy?

Bleach-marinated chicken

First time I’ve seen “ersatz” used in the wild, unless you count the animated web series

The good old bait and switch

If i attempted a marathon i wouldn’t shit myself.

My body would fail me and i would fall over dead after 10 minutes of running

And then i would shit myself, but posthumous doesn’t count

Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours

Does that include lemmy?

in a civilized society

Not relevant here, this case is happening in the US

Me neither, only about game of thrones singles in my area, as previously stated

That’s not a bad thing though, that’s how i learned that there are got singles in my area

That would keep them out of OPs butt, and i do not think that is the goal

Carbon monoxide poisoning has claimed another victim from the sounds of it

Don’t listen to this, this is lies spread by sea monsters to make us put lights on our boats, making them easier to spot

If a cup 'o joe doesn’t fix it, try a second one

If you start shaking but you’re still tired, idunno try crack maybe?

Yeah I’ve heard that the premade stuff you sometimes find in the freezer section doesn’t have quite the same kick to it

I would, but there aren’t any stores nearby that sells it