Kudos to granny for being so positive about it and acknowledging that the cops have to follow up on the calls they receive, but if some anonymous tipster can bring down a SWAT team on some grandma’s house without any kind of check being triggered, that might indicate that there are some problems about how these issues are being handled. Other people may get out of this with much worse than a funny story to tell when two dozen cops decide to visit their house at night.

That’s real good value for a piano.

Me too. Without conditioner, my hair is a floofy mess and too coarse and tangled to even brush properly.

People should be more appreciative of all the things I’ve almost done for them and totally would’ve done if they hadn’t been so unappreciative.

I guess the calculus portion of this is to write the separation as a function of time, s = √26*t, and then realize that the rate of separation is the same regardless of time, because the first derivative is a constant.

I have one of those, and my solution was to permanently disable the Nvidia card in favor of integrated graphics. Yeah…

Some of the examples from the article:

There’s no need to bring logic and reason into this…

What’s the point of censoring her handle but not her (I assume) real first and last name?

Yeah, but is it really that much more expensive than other controllers? PS5 Dual Sense is 79€. Xbox Series X/S is 65€ with the Elite 2 at 200€. Considering the additional features of the Steam controller and current development of hardware prices, the pricing seems reasonable.

Edit: I should add, those are recommended retail prices (UVP), and the actual prices from individual stores can be lower.

IDK, I’m metric all the way, but this is pretty helpful for illustration, and I don’t think 0.2m³ and 500kg would necessarily tell me something that corgis and elephants don’t.

Plot twist. He already pissed himself.

What happens if one samurai (A) defeats another samurai (B) who carries the head of a recently-defeated third samurai ©. Does B relay C’s story to A? What if A also gets killed? Do they write this down?

Trap pockets.

The sentiment of this is well appreciated, but Jesus was absolutely the kind of guy who would tell Popes to go fuck themselves.

Lingonberry jam is a common addition to veal here in Germany. Probably would fit steak just fine.

“Training your replacement,” Futuristic Dystopia edition.

Seconding “Thank goodnees you’re here” and “Date everything”!

Lemmy would be the perfect place for it, too. Columbo is a working class hero.