Can anyone fill me in about the top three?

List of highest-grossing kids’ movies at the DPRK Box Office (and personal favorites of the Supreme Leader):

1. Trolleybuses 3
2. The Industrial Smelter that Could
3. The Brave Little Hydraulic Flood Retention Basin

But seriously, giving medals to inanimate objects is kinda cute.

They’re called histrionic, and you would know that if you had read the book.

Needs more high-fructose corn syrup.

You know shit’s fucked when the discount is larger than the original price.