At least he died doing what he loved: being a giant douche.

You say vehicular manslaughter, I say vehicular man’s laughter.

It would be more efficient if they stood with their dicks end to end, and each jerker could maximize stroke time by stroking middle-out, two dick per hand, that’s four dicks each.

You have to yell “Sic semper tyrannis!” After you do it.

The prevailing theory is that McDonald’s brings the McRib back whenever pork futures are down, because it maximizes profit. That is usually seasonal- in the early autumn, when grilling season is over.

I read a tweet once that said that Burger King’s chicken nuggets tasted like “deer ankles.”
Another apt comparison.

I recently binged every season of “Silicon Valley,” and regret not watching it sooner.

I used to be a retail PC service tech back when these things were new. I remember scoffing at the “never obsolete” tag. They were obsolete while still new in the box.

• Haircut Dude is a hit man. He’s a remorseless psychopath. He’s hunting dude 2.
• Dude 2 stumbled across a bunch of money from a drug-deal-gone-wrong. He’s trying to hide from everyone who wants it back, including Haircut Dude.
• Dude 3 is a sheriff. He’s also looking for Dude 2, as part of his investigation into the drug-deal-gone-wrong. He realizes pretty quick that he’s in over his head and probably gonna die.
• Dude 4 is a bounty hunter. He finds Dude 2 and offers to protect him, in exchange for the money.
• Haircut Dude kills Dude 2 & 4 & the drug dealers & several others, but he also randomly spares some people, including Dude 2.

I disagree with the other fella who said there’s no moral or theme. This story is all about destiny, fate and the ever-persistent approach of our own deaths, and also we’re all responsible for our own actions but maybe not our own fates. The story is dripping with metaphor.

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Is this a US thing? I live in the US, I’ve stayed at many hotels in the US, and I have never, ever seen or heard of a hotel without bathroom doors.

But no, in general we are not ok over here and could use some help removing a fascist regime.

EDIT: I just poked around on that website and it lists hotels all over the world, not just the US

I don’t like that the caption says Cookie Monster but that’s clearly Grover, a far superior muppet.

But would you trust everyone who takes a book off the shelf to put it back exactly where they found it?

Could it simply be that your VPN puts you in a region which Wisconsin doesn’t want to provide access? So if your current VPN server is in Vancouver, maybe Wisconsin blocks traffic from outside of WI or the US, because why should/would any legit “Vancouver” person need access to Wisconsin data?

Going on a date with a girl means agreeing with a girl on where to go.
Agreeing with a girl? Miss me with that gay shit.

I vote for whichever candidate will do the least harm and support the most progressive policies. Bipartisanship isn’t a thing in the US when both sides are of the same right-wing coin.

Are you implying that, in the course of world history, no country has ever -while being attacked or invaded, asked another country (or specifically the US) for help with military defense? Ever? Even if there has never been a case of non-“manufactured” consent, then I would still support coming to the aid when/if it ever did happen.

Honestly, it seems to me that you just want to argue with me about it. Why? I’ve just stated that I’m an American pacifist and so I don’t like being accused of murder, and you want to turn it into a thing. Seems silly.

I once ate a nice chili which robbed me of my vision for an entire day.

I’m an American. I’m a pacifist.
I’ve never murdered anyone. I’ve never even picked up a loaded gun.
I stand against foreign interference, foreign regime changes, and military intervention unless specifically requested by a defending nation.
I’m against the death penalty. I support common sense gun regulation. I vote for the political parties who will cause the least harm &/or death, globally.

…and you still call me a murderer? For being born here? Fuck you, OP.

I still play that on my PS4 when the mood strikes. Fun game.

And his wife Natalie Dee!