TrackinDaKraken

Does it have an owie?

OH! This is why it was busier than usual this morning. I wondered why. I usually shop Sunday morning because people are in church, and the grocery store is empty.

I came across something about it this morning, and thought, ‘Oh, is that today?’ Then I forgot about it again until this post.

I’ve never cared about sportsball, but I’ve learned enough about football to follow a game. I couldn’t avoid it. Same for other sports, like baseball, golf, tennis, and even bowling.

I’m old and mostly alone now, I feel no desire to pretend to be interested anymore. Y’all have fun.

Meme source: 2009 movie, Race to Witch Mountain.

To me, who saw the original Escape to Witch Mountain in the theater in 1975, this meme is fresh.

You’re trying to communicate. I can feel it.

Conservatives ordering at the drive through now getting scammed on drinks because theyre too scared to ask for no ice.

Every day I lose more ability to spot satire. I seriously can’t tell in this case. It could be true. It really could.

Whenever any one of these assholes opens their yap in public, the only response they should hear back is, “You need us. We don’t need you. Shut the fuck up.”

We “peasants” are the only reason the filthy rich have what they have, including food, and clean water to drink. They need us, we don’t need them.

Fuck these useless leeches. Billionaires should not exist.

My not-a-good joke that I’ll say anyway is, when someone asks my age, I’ll say something obviously too young, like 25. They’ll smirk or roll their eyes, and I’ll continue, “I am twenty-five years old, but I’m also sixty.”

No one has ever laughed. And, that’s why I keep saying it. Someday, someone will laugh, I just know it!

Onion on a grilled cheese? Yes, please. And, some green olives, too.

Monday: “It will rain on Saturday and Sunday.” (Makes no outdoor plans for the weekend)

Wednesday: “It might rain on Saturday, it will rain on Sunday.” (Still no outdoor plans)

Friday: “It will rain on Monday and Tuesday.” (Too late to make outdoor plans)

Doesn’t rain for the entire month.

I thought I’d miss Windows more than I do, but there was no way in hell I was going to install 11.

Glad I switched. Literally, the only feature I miss is the big, multi-format preview pane in File Explorer. That was very handy.

Warm in living room, bedroom, and hallway.

Cold everywhere else. So, bathroom, kitchen, garage, and closet.

Warm where you want cozy. Cold where you want honesty.

Nice car. All electric, I see. So, do you, uh, have a girlfriend?

*skeptical

Is this going to be another jealous/envious situation? Are we going to lose “skeptic” from our language because no one can be bothered to learn the difference between a skeptic and a cynic?

Once cracked, a glow stick only lasts a short time.

I’d suggest that you wouldn’t want that, but… who knows? It would be interesting if we glowed brightly in the visible light spectrum (to short circuit the “well, ackshully” comments), just before we passed on.

I have a story about this… no way I’m going to tell it, though.

“Fading”, more like jumped off a cliff.

There is no safe amount of alcohol to drink.

Everyone is broke.

They watched their parents make asses of themselves while drunk, and today everyone has a video camera in their hand.

After the divorce, those clothes occupy the vacated half of the bed.

The divorce cost Billy at least $8 billion. When it was announced after it was revealed that Bill was on THE plane, I thought it was probably that–the reason they got divorced. But, there was always some doubt, maybe it was coincidence, maybe it was just the straw on the camel’s back, and it’s more that Bill is generally a shitty person, just like every other billionaire. The more that comes out, the more it’s obvious this was more than a single straw. She didn’t know how far he went, she was blind-sided. I can only imagine what that argument and following negotiation was like, and what she knows, that she signed an NDA to never reveal in exchange for the money.

In the end, all billionaires are bad, even Melinda. She took the payout to shut up. She’s “using it for good”, but that’s as much bullshit as it was when she was with Bill.