

I assume these were found in a flea market because Jessica, Caroline, and Alex’s meemaw died before Christmas.


I assume these were found in a flea market because Jessica, Caroline, and Alex’s meemaw died before Christmas.
Weird Aunt it is, then.
Poop where you need to poop,
And let the turds fall out.
Honestly, I wanna see you be brave
With where you have to stay,
And let the poo fall out.
Honestly, I wanna see you be brave!

I had that thought too, but what a weird choice to use generative AI.
What kind of plug is that? Type I should have slanted blades on the bottom, right?


The last grandchild (i.e. no “greats”) of John Tyler, the tenth president of the United States, died in 2025. For comparison, Abraham Lincoln was the sixteenth president in the 1860s.
You’ll get no argument here, but I have a Subaru Outback, not that Ford-looking rectangle.
I just watched a slightly boomerbait youtube video where a bunch of English high school kids try American barbecue and sides, and apart from the sweet tea, the only thing most of them disliked was the cornbread, though to be fair half of them decided that because it looked like cake it was supposed to taste like cake.
Silly Brits. The stuff that tastes like cake is the stuff that looks like bread.
That reminds me: Lanterns is really good.


Star Trek Replicator Chicken fingers. It looks perfect and is always the same, but it’s the type of place where somebody probably got thrown out of a window for suggesting that a pinch of black pepper be put into the recipe. The sauce is pretty decent, but I hope you like it because it’s utterly necessary. Good lemonade too. Founder leans right, but not “Cathy-family” right.
If you live somewhere with a Layne’s Chicken, that’s way better. Popeye’s is generally better too, though it’s traditional fast food grimy versus “pretend we’re fast-casual” veneer that a lot of the chicken places like to do.
She needs to up her game: do it indoors on mats that her fellow competitors will need to use for pushups.
Wow, Gen X and the early Millennials are really aging!
Probably not, but it’s admittedly odd to verify that a home furnishing is obviously also a lump of seasoning.
That ain’t no wagon.
signed,
Subaru crew.
How do they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders on the beach.
Dark shit for an elementary school, but we were brutal.


They walked the dying part of it back in the final script, but see also the sucking chest wound they gave Duke in the original GI Joe movie.


Oof, I actually guessed around 72, which is of course the huge problem with getting work done that tries to actively fight an aging appearance instead of doing subtler stuff and only trying to stay 10-12 years ahead of it. Eventually you look so odd that people just assume some number that may well be older than actually are.
Of course, there’s a 30 Rock for this…
Last night, I was oversharing about some of my plans to make our game room work better as a temporary media room with the Chinese Android projector (not on the internet except for 15 minutes to update its firmware… at least Roku and FAANG don’t run actual botnets, best I can tell).
My AuDHD daughter, who is currently obsessed with Youtube “Object Shows,” though with a lingering long tail of Vocaloid J-Pop, told me, “I don’t know how you ended up talking about this, but it’s probably the same reason I talk about my things.”
Love that kid.
Hey, this might be good!