As a man of business, I work in orifices.

You got any openings I can fill?

Way ahead of you, friend.

I guess I misunderstood how bidets work.

Rare capture of both smiling recently.

I think OP means the Promised Land.

Do they also offer darkening if I want to go the opposite direction?

Damn, that really is a nice anus!

By now I know I am looking for something that statistically does not exist.

I had this for a couple of years. It’s all it’s cracked up to be. Really wish she hadn’t gone crazy, shaved her head, and moved to Bali.

That’s just sex on the beach, baby. Sold!

Cyka blyat. Pichka. Zhopa. Popa. Siski.

Peech-ka ti materna.

How about neither?

You don’t need money. Shh. Have babies.

Goddamn, I love when you give me orders.

Would you wanna bone?

Look. I’ll do it for free. It’s been a rough spell.

Amen. Dogs should be illegal.

Hockey, eh?

(Sorry to bring that up.)

You already are, they’re using your social security for it. Thank God.