idk it’s just something kinda fun to do i guess

Get out of the dog lane!

#fuckbikes

Congratulations!

You should eat some pizza later.

@[email protected] in one year, please call me with an update on this.

There’s no polite way to say this: have you guys stumbled upon any of the naked boobs, yet!? Like, holy what!? I can’t believe some of the things they’re allowing up on here!

Nice!

“I’m calling it: another global pandemic-free year! And the sweet song of Lady Liberty spreading from that shining city on a hill in Washington, D.C.!”

Wish I’d seen this an hour ago.

This guy maths.

And they’ll be worth six figures someday!

Hey, wait just a second…

Myth. What do you think creates more pressure: your little teeth or the entire ocean on top of them. And that doesn’t seem to bother them.

Oh, shit, I see it now. Why so glum, reflection sugar plum!?

Your mom is so fucking old.

That’s my secret, Cap…

I’m always nutting!

Brother, I’m relatively high, drunk, AND squinting and I have no idea wtf you’re talking about. I’d love to understand. Where on that sweet, sweet highway ass are you seeing a luchador?

He’s a job, just like you requested! Just don’t ask about the apostrophe.