Oh man 😝 Like 3 months ago I dropped a tube of classy chapstick and realized it was mostly regular-sized chapstick with a classy cover.
I now know what I must do 😎☢️
Madame Curie’s exclusive balm
LPT: If it tells you to “drop and run”, it’s because the owner is trying you from stealing it.
But take a close look to be sure. Some less valuable sticks look very similar but lack the warning.
Love the radio noise surrounding it in the photograph
It would be all over the photo, though.
It’s all fun and games until science comes into play
It has a half-life.
Looks absolutely radiant.
You know it’s legit because it’s heavy.
Thats how you know it is expensive.
So put it back.
That reddit watermark always makes me cringe
it’ll positively make you glow!
If you strap this to your balls you’ll shoot loads like the Hulk.
Crack it open!
Your GF is glowing.
That was the prize in the cereal box, wasn’t it?







