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1 day agoBut I can’t wear masks because it restricts my breathing!
But I can’t wear masks because it restricts my breathing!
Ever drink a 60 of rum, get fired and divorced the same day?
Maybe but she’ll need one after too.
Now I can afford delivery apps too!
Thirty seconds of oxygen left, please enter credit card information to refill tanks.
She’s probably going to need a good lay after that one.
I’d like her to penetrate one ball with her stilettos.