Walking corpses, even if blue.

I hope America starts electing more officials who do not yet qualify for a senior discount.

You made me go check to make sure Dafoe isn’t MAGA. He’s not, he’s a pretty outspoken climate activist and pretty liberal despite being raised Christian.

I get the reference, but I don’t like the insinuation.

Like a regular-sized pizza topped with Bagel Bites

“Here at Aperture Science, we dare to ask the big questions. We noticed our employees eating Hot Pockets so we bought the company. Now we have Hot Pockets the size of Coney Island hoagies with regular-sized Hot Pockets inside. It’s our way of saying how much we care.

We also irradiated them in the lab to see what would happen. So if you eat one, there is a very slight chance you might start glowing in the dark.”

Save it for LiveJournal!

So many spawn campers.

This was mean and uncalled for.

My 11-year-old computer ain’t running WoW Forever. I’ll just keep playing private Wrath.

2010 WoW memes? In my Lemmy?

“It’s time for some Halloween cheeeese, Gromit!”

Oh, that’s why he did his hair like that.

Jack is in heaven with Aunt Jamima and Uncle Ben now.

eyelid twitches

Wow, I had that EXACT jack in the box growing up.

No, Death! Stop! You’re going the wrong direction!

That’s something I would definitely say.

Thus making two of those things a lie.

Two truths and a lie is psychological abuse.

He looks very youthful.

Toning down inclusivity offfends me.