Me watching this whole debacle:

“Gee, Billy, TWO wieners?”

I scan the area around the exit as I’m leaving for employees or security. If I see someone I make eye contact and say thank you. I’ve never had anyone give me suspicious or dirty looks, and I normally carry a backpack.

“You merely adopted the lamp. I was born on it, molded by it. I didn’t see a natural light source until I was a man.”

Because it’s been almost a week since someone almost died in one.

“Incoming message from the big giant head!”

Points for making the effort.

Glad I canceled Spotify and went back to trackers and CDs.

Every story I hear about them just makes it sound worse.

The only man to ever get a runner’s high walking back and forth on a stage.

Each time having turned off one more mod to see if that’s the problem.

“Tell Cersei it was me.”

Council for the defense

• taunting victim

This is as cute as it is sad.

“Bro, that was three weeks ago.”

“Oh…”

“A dab’ll do ya.”

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I must subconsciously go to the supermarket when there are fewer people there. Because the few times I have to go during peak hours I ask myself why there are suddenly so many people.

So do Siamese cats.

Damn, bro. You okay?