Yeah, I’m a foot taller than my wife, so I’m lucky that I’m flexible because I have to double over to suck them during missionary. It’s much easier if she’s on top, though.

Toxic masculinity is probably the reason.

Nobody knows this

That’s because you made it up. Duration has no bearing on whether or not group sex is an orgy

They did by using the ambiguous word “it”.

It’s irrelevant, though, because an orgy isn’t defined by duration.

What do your doctors lie to you about?

American Liberals, the party who actually tries to keep separation of church and state a thing, are enabling Christians instead of the conservative party that’s trying to publicly fund Christian schools and trying to force the bible into the public school curriculum?

I think you might be confused.

I’m loving my OG Garmin instinct. Basic functionality without all the BS bells and whistles. I just wish they had a version that didn’t look like a Casio g-shock.

They would care in this instance. Letting some rando hook a sketchy looking mess of computer hardware to your payment processor is the type of shit that will get you instantly fired.

Yeah, the point was to make it look as sketchy as possible.

It’s really nice to not have to pull my phone out every time I get a notification to see if it’s something worth my attention.

It also lets me keep my phone on silent 24/7. But my ADHD means that my brain rarely responds to alert tones, so it’s a fairly important method of me seeing work messages and such.

At a company like Apple, the department heads don’t really make those types of decisions. Their job is to make sure the whims of the C-suite are fulfilled.

Usually good things happen when you have an actual subject matter expert running the show instead of a random MBA.

I had my bike stolen once because someone borrowed it to go to class and didn’t lock it up.

I got it back eventually because the state required bikes to be registered, but I hate how it was found.

Some cops saw a black dude riding a nice bike and figured it must be stolen. They were right, but their justification is shit. And it wasn’t even an expensive bike, just a $150 Walmart one.

That’s so punk

He was definitely brown

That sounds like my experience in a 90s wrangler soft top

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This isn’t exactly what I have, but it’s super close to it.

I have a pretty neat french press thing that’s a straight walled tumbler with an inner sleeve that has a mesh filter at the bottom. Fill with hot water and coffee, wait a sec, put the sleeve in, and you’re good to go.

As a bonus, the coffee stays in the whole time so it gets stronger as you drink.

But it is a bitch to clean, which is why I bring a pour-over set camping.

Considering her mom’s job, probably.

That’s almost correct, actually. One of the best things to do is to prompt it to ask you clarifying questions.

I already thought this due to that missing context. I’m glad to be wrong.