Lick them before wearing to ensure you get the complete Wet Willy experience.

Don’t ya think?

Dramatic irony.

You mean a girl into horses.

I mean a girl who is half-horse.

We are not the same.

Do they only have a browser extension or can I straight up mod their data to show up in Steam itself? I rarely browse the store on a normal web browser. IDK if Steam can even be modded anymore… Used to be able to. But the last time I had any mods for Steam itself was like 2 UI updates ago (IE pre-2007).

Had to put up with ads this past week since the over decade old AIO I was using in my PC apparently had most of the liquid evaporate out (when I fully removed it I sloshed it around and it sounded like there was maybe a tablespoon of liquid in it 😳) so I had kept it off until I got a new cooler yesterday. The one that pissed me off the most was the political ad claiming 1776AB will hurt small businesses. I look up the bill, and one of the first fucking lines of it says that small businesses under a certain number of employees are EXEMPT FROM THE CHANGES. Always look who’s paying for the ads: A bunch of fucking big corporate bitches trying to swindle you.

But… You’re not being heard. 🤦‍♂️

“I can feel it, banging on my back tonight… Oh lord…”

But is it half empty or half full?

Woohoo!

Phantom Pain is like… The first or second mission IIRC. 🤔

Edit: It’s not even called “Phantom Pain,” it’s “Phantom Limbs.” 😔

I hope this train Tolbarones on time.

You paid $50,000 for a new family vehicle to get your kids around and get groceries and shit.

I paid $1.50 for a tiny Porche that I’m gonna make crash and do loop-de-loops on plastic strips with.

We are not the same.

Before new toy is delivered: Too many hours in the day.

After new toy arrives: Not enough hours in the day.

To be fair, everyone everywhere speaks a made up language.

The one Mr. Burns thing that stuck with me was when he fired an employee because he found an atom on him.

They certainly work in the Walmarts in my area. There’s usually a good chance you can absolutely not see someone with a huge cart of shit running out of one of the back or side doors and setting the alarm off any given day you happen to also be in the store.

Ladies, do you like guys with visible mustard stains on their shirt?

I can wait til tomorrow. 🤷‍♂️

Knowing the science behind all methods of cooking is what made me a better cook. Alton Brown is the shit for teaching the science behind why things are done. No other TV cook has taught me more about how to cook with my own ideas and not simply follow someone else’s recipes.