I am firmly of the mind it’s because the extra fiber added in the meat while also generally having beans and either they get too much and do have the shits, or are constipated so often, a normal soft poo feels like diarrhea to them.

I do share the same sentiment as women upon being told I should smile more. Maybe if the world wasn’t so fucked up I would. 🤷‍♂️

When you catcall Ness but your name is Pokey.

I honestly don’t care. I’m pansexual. Some 50yo dudes are hot af. 🤷‍♂️

Maybe the new Ecco game will be optimized well enough to not need or include DLSS and frame generation. 🤷‍♂️

If they use that stuff and it’s still a 2D platformer, holy fucking shit. 🤣

I was taught to treat others the way I want to be treated, but this causes friction when I want to be harassed and catcalled the way cartoon construction workers harass and catcall women, but women don’t like that at all. 😩

ARMA can be quick. I have a mission up on the workshop that makes it basically Battlefield CP style gameplay with tickets and what-not, but you get to use the gnarly weapon physics and such of the milsim. King of the Hill is basically that, but much more thought out than what I made and people actually play it online.

ARMA is first and foremost a sandbox toolset. It can be whatever you want it to be, if you mess with the editor.

But also: The TTK in ARMA has a really wide range depending on weapon, distance, where you hit, and the fact that the game is jank as fuck so you can literally survive a tank shell sometimes.

MAKE SURE THESE TRANS FOLKS GET DOUBLE!

Are you saying airplanes have bones in them? 🤔

…They’ll share them with me, right? 🥺

I constantly mix up sore and sono. 😮‍💨

For more context: They don’t just mean the same thing. One is a pronoun and the other is an adjective. Like the difference between the word THAT in the following sentences: “That which is given” vs “Hand me that.”

Metal legs; but is stuck in a hole filled with diseased zombie people.

Jimisota.

Do you really need a sex drive to enjoy titties? 🤔

fr. I bought a barrel lock key just to get in cabinets at my local store since they just use a generic POS one-size-fits-all lock on all of them.

They need to do way instain mother> who divorce thier hubbys, becuse these hubby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had divorce her three husbands, they are taking the three hubby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the bros who lost there friend ; i am truley sorry for your lots

mug destroys dish washer

I saw someone beat Dark Souls using bananas as the input peripherial once.

I want to play DDR and Beat Saber at the same time so I greatly increase my chances of having a heart attack and dying.

Be a good way to secure enough money to never have people questioning why you’re never seen in daylight and have been around for so long without looking like you’ve aged.

Except… Aren’t the vampires in those books/movies able to be in the sun? That’s when you see them sparkle, isn’t it?