The fey only bargain, they do not take. Not even from the dead.

Drag would like Arkham Origins please and thank you. Drag already played Knight and is curious if the rest of the series is good. It’s one of the few games drag 100%ed

They use the wrong size for the mattress

Warframe players: (͡•_ ͡• )

Pop goes the bubble

They wouldn’t be suggesting it if you used Linux

Yeah there’s also meditation, prayer, fasting, and flagellation as religious practices that hack the brain. You should look into Chaos Magic, it’s a bunch of nerds who believe in science trying to use religion to do weird stuff to their brains.

Drag tried Bazzite last year and hated it for the same reason as you. Now drag’s on Cachy and loves it. Drag did accidentally break the swap file entry in fstab and dealt with months of slow booting and freezing, but drag accepts that as drag’s own fault and fixed it. If a user is good natured about fucking their computer up with sudo, cachy is a great OS, and most users won’t even do anything complicated enough to risk breaking their computer that bad. Bazzite is for users who can’t fix it or won’t accept it when they do something stupid with sudo.

Yeah, a lady got third degree vagina burns and a fused labia from McDonald’s coffee. She needed surgery and skin grafts. She sued them and asked for her surgery bills paid, but the judge noticed that McDonald’s had already got a lot of complaints about serving dangerously hot coffee, and he decided to award her one full day’s worth of profits to teach them a lesson.

Cachy is one of the easiest distros to use

Bazzite is good for people who break their computer constantly because it’s harder to break. Cachy is better for people who can be trusted with sudo

Some games with Kernel Level Anticheat do work on Linux, because the KLA doesn’t actually check if it has access. Drag can imagine that the next generation technology of Linux gaming will be add-ons to WINE that lie to KLAs and tell them they have access. Like how yt-dlp lies to youtube and says it’s a browser.

Corporations will claim using these programs violates terms of service and is grounds for a ban. Players will respond to the bans by submitting refund requests for games they got banned from. And if we’re lucky, Valve will respond to the refund requests by demanding corporations support Linux in some form, whether it be removing the KLA or making it work on Linux.

Probably invent new kinds of sex we can’t even imagine

Can the AI bubble please suck up all the housing investment?

Drag thinks solid state drives are drives and they’re hard.

Donald Trump pooped his pants on live TV and drag remembered

If your friends use WhatsApp they’re not friends

Asexuals do exist, but most of them aren’t weird religious prudes

It’s blue. There’s a white top behind it that looks way whiter

One of the games that was removed was a horror game about a stalker, which was made to raise awareness of sexual violence. Is that a rape game?