AI put Generals out of work

Tell AI to download more RAM

The publicity McDonalds got was “even the people behind the food don’t want to eat what they serve”

Lower your standards and be happy for a moment.

Nah, JD Vance is a bad person to take over.

Questions like these always reveal the core audience of millennials and older Gen Z.

And increasing beeping volume would be good. First beep should be nearly muted. 4th beep should be judging.

That beautiful purple peacoat touching the ground makes me nervous. But otherwise this is an amazing picture.

That’s what the world looked like before America, eh?

The problem with Microsoft is that they don’t know why people use Windows anymore and think they are popular enough to make big changes while keeping people excited. But they aren’t popular. They are simply used out of convenience and their ideas are so antithetical to their users it is driving them to find alternatives.

Rember

If anyone ever doubts something will work remind them that someone bought a curse against Charlie Kirk online and then his neck just did that.

Or they disagree that it’s Megan Fox. Personally the top picture looks more like Odette Annabelle.

The mega flag is the 9 flag arrangement in the top left. The rest feels forced

It’s these nuggets of absurdism that get me through the week. Thank you

Those are all naturals

Buying real estate in the Metaverse used to be compared to buying land on the moon. But Zuck can’t turn off the moon, so it’s arguably a better investment.

Ground private jets

Crispin Glover’s face looks extra textured and the lighting doesn’t seem right. Is this AI?

So what, does Trump blow up the factory and get some humiliation on himself?