Now twerking can be both a critical hit and a fumble

Also: cleaner at a bus crash

Chatgpt told me this wasn’t possible!

Mother told me it was a butter churn thumping!

Imperial March is out of sorts here. The alert the message and then a John Williams march? Get some audio to set the mood, like No Love by Death Grips or Caledonia by Cro-Magnon.

These chemicals have been assigned moral and intrinsic value based on how they affect us. In a universe of unfeeling, indifferent chemicals we derive meaning. Like divining order in a storm of chaos. The miracle is that we can find meaning in the meaningless.

In a world where game designers decided “yellow” means “climb here”, it seems crazy that a stealth game can’t be made with better lighting and textures because it becomes readable. That’s the point of stealth.

Fingers crossed for a playable Eomer stamping out orc raids across Rohan. Maybe with a tragic goal of “can’t stop them all but can buy time for the people who banished me”

I’m waiting for the Onion article “Data center planned for sun expected to raise temps”

Someone fucked up and swapped Colorado and Wyoming

All of capitalism is keeping advertisers happy. Advertisers and shareholders.

Babylon Bee, the source of this, is a far right clone of the Onion but doesn’t quite understand how punchlines work.

Basically yeah

Out of Microsoft’s 450 million Microsoft 365 user base, the company has only managed to convert roughly 15 million paid Copilot seats. This means a staggering 96.7% of users are rejecting the premium AI features, yielding just a 3.3% paid adoption rate. When viewed against Microsoft’s estimated $37.5 billion quarterly AI spending, this is an alarmingly low adoption rate.

They’re spending billions to get millions.

Can it be done? Maybe. But the problem with making a metaphorical struggle a physical fight is that the audience for both is drastically different. Many people affected by rape hold a feeling of helplessness about the event. A Zach Snyder 300 style fight scene is literally about exerting control and overcoming. For a person to make such a drastic emotional pivot begs the question were they were ever feeling at all?

I don’t work in games. I’m just a player.

With that backstory you worked to play games.

That raspberry is why I skip the credits.

What about remaking foreign movies into domestic interpretations? La Pacte des loups could use an update.

Interesting. Who plays Divine/Babs?

There is no saving Sucker Punch. The fundamental premise of the movie is each rape is a fight scene showing a literal interpretation of a metaphorical struggle. It’s not recoverable.

Where is Mr Savage? Bonesaw is missing. Need more Macho Man.