Instead of the jacket it’ll be a white gown with matching 4 post cuffs and sheets.

Gotta get a girl who likes 568A and 568B. Maybe a little 568C if she’s feeling phreaky.

Reportedly by Jack Handey from SNL

More like blindly follow orders

There is another…

Antistralia fauna bites heal you

That doesn’t work for products

I embraced giving the answers I want to give. People around me say I trauma dump a lot. The real me is trauma I guess.

Slavery is literally “any job that can be done can be forced to be done”

Quality doesn’t matter, only ends justifying means

Get that abomination of a waffle fry out of here. It’s kind isn’t welcome here

Tankies are conservative. The title is different but the political positions are the same.

Well fuck. Now I’m cursed to live out the mathematical perfection of infinite iterative repetition. Stupid pineal gland.

You’re right but OP was saying that thinking this was thinking she’s better than the town. It’s one of those situations where a woman can’t win because men are describing her actions. “Woman dreams of a life well lived” is the same as “Woman thinks town is beneath her” except hunting lodge chuds are describing her.

By the rules of the day, he would be renamed to Slim

Now twerking can be both a critical hit and a fumble

Also: cleaner at a bus crash

Chatgpt told me this wasn’t possible!

Mother told me it was a butter churn thumping!

Imperial March is out of sorts here. The alert the message and then a John Williams march? Get some audio to set the mood, like No Love by Death Grips or Caledonia by Cro-Magnon.

These chemicals have been assigned moral and intrinsic value based on how they affect us. In a universe of unfeeling, indifferent chemicals we derive meaning. Like divining order in a storm of chaos. The miracle is that we can find meaning in the meaningless.