Nothing quite like high percentage jumping through the Weenie Hut when a Falcon down+A sends you through Fuck to the Hyrule Fight Club where you bounce around until Nobody Wants to Be Here saves you. Then you have to fight your way out. Such a fun map.

It’s hyphenated, Gary Spider-Man. The Spider is from his dad’s side and the Man is from his mom.

It’s business time

Vote orange for your syringe.

They are amazing and will become a milestone that other instant noodles are compared to. It will not be the best noodles you have ever had but it is good enough that you will use them to judge others.

Sounds silly but some packets in the refrigerator. Push down on the side you want to cut to create a gap/bubble. The kecap manis is already super thick and the oil will be thick enough to be slower than the scissor blade. No mess with a little prep.

¿Que es Fernando?

That’s a lot like John Wick. Aww, doggie. Kill Russians. Aww, doggie.

The real age here is the “turn” part of the comment.

There’s no one thing to change that would fix things. The timeline of misfortune that leads us to this point is so erratic and constant that there is nothing that can be done to prevent it if even there was an opportunity. This is our timeline. If you have ideas on how to fix the past, start applying them now to save what future we have left.

John Wick opened my eyes. Leguizamo has really shown off his ability to subtly add to scenes. He is consistently one of the most impressive actors in movies he has a role and stands out despite the screen time he has.

What an amazing middle finger. Very little knuckle, full fingered, fist in anger, lips curling for an expletive. Fucking beautiful form.

Glad he’s recognizing the problem and trying to get help. Instant gratification is a hell of a drug.

If she’s about to shun she’s possibly a Mennonite.

This is what happens when teachers tell kids they won’t have access to calculators for tests when they grow up and those kids just accept they don’t know math. Now they’re in advertising.

It’s from before streaming so each season has 23 episodes. Current TV has 10 episodes a season. It’s twice as valuable as regular TV!

At least he has a worm friend who lives him so he isn’t crying alone. Slimy probably gives him a hug and it helps Oscar feel loved.

They pray a lot too. Ever see the hidden Bible stuff?

Late last year Wikimedia disqualified two potential board members from eligibility days before the vote. They are notable for their push for transparency.

Wikimedia is moving towards opaque and draconian leadership methods. They are actively taking advantage of the trust we put in them to make disingenuous moves that will prevent Jimmy Wales from losing power over the knowledge. He’s basically one bad decision from partnering with AI and now fewer people can stop him.

It’s a lie to stall for time while the lawyers start gathering personal information from the employees.