New rock paper scissors just dropped. Rock Water Hair.

Hair blocks water. Rock breaks hair. Water cuts rock.

It’s football all the way down…

Race Bannon in retirement.

And as old as that is, sharks are older than the mountains.

20 months and 88 episodes after this folly began, they are finally done with the six-turn practice scenario, and are ready for the entire 111-turn war.

They will die before the game is done. It will fall to their children to continue the tradition of the fathers. Their children will watch on and dream of an end to the war.

Zuck uses Superintelligence and AI interchangeably like he doesn’t understand the difference between them. Everything he says is a neat idea in a vacuum but disconnected from reality and with no path to this idea except dreaming.

He also imagines a world with AGI while trying to sell the worst chatbot on the market. Absolute clown show.

Professional Wrestling is stupid but the wrestlers are Oscar level performers. When the stunt category at the Academy Awards matures, watch pro wrestlers repeatedly win.

Any information was available but its veracity was always questioned. And this was before Wikipedia too so the only reliable sources were Encarta and Britannica unless you had a very cutting edge library.

Nothing quite like high percentage jumping through the Weenie Hut when a Falcon down+A sends you through Fuck to the Hyrule Fight Club where you bounce around until Nobody Wants to Be Here saves you. Then you have to fight your way out. Such a fun map.

It’s hyphenated, Gary Spider-Man. The Spider is from his dad’s side and the Man is from his mom.

It’s business time

Vote orange for your syringe.

They are amazing and will become a milestone that other instant noodles are compared to. It will not be the best noodles you have ever had but it is good enough that you will use them to judge others.

Sounds silly but some packets in the refrigerator. Push down on the side you want to cut to create a gap/bubble. The kecap manis is already super thick and the oil will be thick enough to be slower than the scissor blade. No mess with a little prep.

¿Que es Fernando?

That’s a lot like John Wick. Aww, doggie. Kill Russians. Aww, doggie.

The real age here is the “turn” part of the comment.

There’s no one thing to change that would fix things. The timeline of misfortune that leads us to this point is so erratic and constant that there is nothing that can be done to prevent it if even there was an opportunity. This is our timeline. If you have ideas on how to fix the past, start applying them now to save what future we have left.

John Wick opened my eyes. Leguizamo has really shown off his ability to subtly add to scenes. He is consistently one of the most impressive actors in movies he has a role and stands out despite the screen time he has.

What an amazing middle finger. Very little knuckle, full fingered, fist in anger, lips curling for an expletive. Fucking beautiful form.