Oh, didn’t you get the memo that the secret Hamas tunnels moved under the new ballroom at the Whitehouse. Those tunnels can fit so many Hamas…

The smaller (now regular) 360 controller killed those black and white buttons.

Damn, Microsoft really heard people had a new screen that didn’t have a spreadsheet and ported Excel to phones. How much actual business oriented data entry is done on a phone, Microsoft? Really. Was there a rush for a productivity suite for the worst form factor possible? Absolute waste of those developers’ time and energy.

Gotta work the shaft though

Only giving money to the funny signs gives “dance for your meal” cruelty vibes. They all need money.

Wash your hands before posting

He likes gingerbread cake

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Turns out Trump really was saying “Buttery Males”

That’s all the right wing media needs as a source anyway, so it’s clearly true.

He lives in an RV because Trump took all his money, his home, his children, and deported his wife.

Hopefully the lesson learned from cramming a product based on a bubble of hype into everything on the market is not to do that again.

Don’t forget German ramen and sturgeon/fish

Mickey, you love to stir the pot but this one is extra stupid. You’re talking shit about teachers and that’s too far. Teachers are already a fiscal punching bag and now here you are making them feel bad. Fuck off you troglodyte.

The best part about the entirety of this comic is that Nazis are the exception to Batman’s “No Killing” rule. He straight up murders a dozen Nazis before a priest stops him.

It’s about time Nazis see that the world feels the same about them that they feel about others.

What is this, some kind of poll to get the average age of Lemmy?

I remember reading that, globally, there are closer to 4700 billionaires. Europe has lots of old families with inherited wealth that get split between handfuls of families. Africa and India have huge markets that the West ignores and have made at least a dozen billionaires.

Billionaires are pervasive, like mold that grows in the fridge if left unchecked.

Love how the post and comic are about listening to others and don’t try to troubleshoot/solve their problem and 15% of people are like “absolutely not”.

At least it’s not some piss sponge like the Moscow metro.