I do like my water to be well-cooked. Would you recommend this water cooker?
I do like my water to be well-cooked. Would you recommend this water cooker?
I’m sitting here composing the HTML for that website in my head. Damn I wish it were still that easy. Needs more <blink>.
Edit: a/s/l?
Sed Porttitor isn’t even that good, I dunno why they need it on their menu a half a dozen times.
I read that as “water elephant” at first.
This is just a screenshot from the Seek app.
Hell, I’d permanently lose interest in working for a measly $55 billion.
Paul Blart, Mall Cop
The screenshots on steam jump from 2 to 4.
What happened to 3?!
It’s the same thing, but you go to the Wikipedia article for Æthelred I of Wessex and copy his Roman numeral.
Clearly that man’s tongs weren’t tongy enough. And now he’s got no one to blame but himself.
Me have lot money. Him have lot money. Me get more money if him can’t get money no more. Money.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
He said it was a family sized lasanyer. He didn’t say an entire family was going to eat it.
Rolls Royce judging by the suicide doors. Not sure which one.
You know, you probably shouldn’t keep radioactive dimes in your pocket.
No idea. Yamaha was doing pianos long before they were doing motorcycles, so it can’t be them. I can’t think of a company that started with motorcycles and then moved into pianos.