I honestly hate French like you wouldn’t believe but what y’all are doing to the language is simply inhumane.

They could easily fix that by having them speak Quebecois. Sounds more sinister than German IMO.

What’s the point of speaking French unless it’s to sound pompous? There already IS language for the common people, it’s called English, everyone knows that.

Everything you see on the Internet is true

— Abraham Lincoln

It’s not that the display will fail, it’s that the tablet that powers it will be hopelessly outdated in 5 years and likely not even receive security updates anymore, so your “smart” fridge will probably end up getting a virus while browsing the Internet or something like that.

Relatable. I was forced to learn French in school so I’ve always hated it out of principle, but at least our teacher was a legitimate Frenchwoman and could bring out the sound and the melody of it. Quebecois, OTH, is a legitimate abortion of the language. Take the most abominable dialect of the English language you’ve ever heard and Quebecois still sounds 10x worse than that. Not even I could butcher the language with that much hatred and disrespect.

Understandable. Quebecois is to French what vomit is to food.

I’m sorry, I didn’t spell the name of your favorite genocide right, that means it didn’t happen!

Democracy was supposed to do that. What would prevent a communist state from being usurped by capitalist interests (since capitalists are the ones who pay their bills)?

The Holodemor alone killed almost as many people as the Holocaust, and that’s just one item in a very long list of communist “whoopsies”.

“Varying degrees of success” is a great euphemism for “more people killed than several holocausts”

True communism is very democratic

Literately Marx himself called for a “dictatorship of the proletariat”. Which would then somehow magically give way to a true democratic government, as if any dictator on earth had ever just resigned out of their own accord.

Inflation be like

OINKTELPRO

It’s a pig

That must be why they are so full of it.

Also pictured: your life after dating her

In German, gift means only poison.

Don’t come to Germany bearing gifts (presents are okay though).

Every chihuahua I’ve ever met seems to think that

Galileo Pimento

Sheesh, talk about kicking a man when he’s down, for the purpose of scoring political points.