Nah my hand just identifies as a women during it 🫡
Somehow, this image took like 45 seconds to load. I wasn’t particularly aggressive about seeing what it was, and it’s past 10:00pm so, I figured… “meh, let it just spin…”
Eventually it loaded, and I immediately agreed.
“OF COURSE THIS IS TRUE AS I AM A DUDE!”
I don’t really feel bad about anything. I mean, If I weren’t a dude, I’d also exclaim, “Of course this is true!”
I’ve come to realize that literacy is decreasing over time.
I no longer articulate. We’re all dying.
Good luck - let’s see where this shit goes.
If you wouldn’t let the homies jerk you off, are you even friends?
He knows what he’s doing and I love him.
And y’know what? He’s absolutely great at them, and I deeply appreciate him.
Wait, we must have the same dude!
He’s had a LOT of practice
I’ve been handling dick for 30+ years. Id give a great handjob.
Wait I think you have to renew your licence
Promise?
My favorite thing about the dude who jacks me off is that he’s me
Fine. I fucked up and married an asexual woman because she was the first person to ever show me genuine affection and I royally fucked up.
Sucks to be me! No kids, at least.
Any upsides?
Do asexual people not even want to try it, out of curiosity?
It depends on the person. Some asexual people can be quite sexually active because they don’t mind or enjoy helping with their partner’s sexual needs even though they’re not directly interested.
I also don’t have sex with this guy’s wife
I’m asexual and I deserve love too! I married another asexual lady and it’s great. Neither of us have to do things we don’t want to.
Not even taxes?
Don’t kink shame
What is wrong with genuine affection? The least of us are that lucky. Sex you can have with everyone and get it everywhere. You can even buy it, if you want. But love and affection is a rare commodity you can’t enforce or buy or…
Depends if she let’s him get it elsewhere? You are stuck in a dilemma of being involuntary celibate for life, in return for love.
So oof.
or buy
Think about it tho
Why? What’s wrong with that? A normal job and a normal transaction. Married though, I dont do this 😁
If it helps I didn’t marry an asexual woman and I still get none.
Sucks to be me, plus a kid!
Are you selling?
Easy there, Epstein
Your username is amazing btw
God damn DLSS 5 upscales removing artistic intent! There’s supposed to be no meat on Skeletor’s bones!
False
Yeah I was about to say trans folks exist lmao
-tto?
Yeah, kind of weird to have an LGBTQ+ pride post forget the T.
Got 'em.
who is this woman?
Well, damnit — I couldn’t get any other guy to do it for me!
I used to work for a very shitty hotel. Like, heroin and hookers kind of hotel.
One summer we somehow became the official hotel of something called CLAW. I have no idea what it stands for, but the basic idea is that it’s a gay guys in leather convention.
Anyways, I’m a straight male. I have no issues with these guys, but I wouldn’t join in. As I’m working the front counter, this guy comes up and tries to flirt with me. I politely decline. Then he goes off to our dining room area.
Another guy walks up to check in. As I’m doing my job, the first guy comes back, walks up to the guy checking in, and says “Heeeey, I’m Tom. Are you single?” to which the second guy says “No, but I’m free to play”. Tom then gives him a room key, and says “Well I’m room 329. Feel free to bring as many as your friends as you like”.
To this day I am dumbfounded by that interaction. To any gay dudes reading this, I want you to know flirting with women and sealing the deal is NOWHERE NEAR that easy! I was impressed, and a bit jealous.
Tom walked up to this guy, and with 1 sentence and 1 question organized an orgy in which he was not at all responsible for setting up. He’s just offering a room. You bring the dudes.
This means Tom doesn’t have to vet people. He doesn’t need to make sure everyone is comfortable with each other. He just told the second guy to bring all his friends, and he reaps all the rewards of orgy host!
To put that in perspective, I’m 42, and never even had a threesome with 2 women. Because its such a hassle getting all the details just right. Meanwhile Tom’s over here like “ALL of your friends please!”
He went from “Hi my name is Tom” to “Lets pack my room with dudes” with only one sentence, and one question. Even the Germans aren’t THAT efficient!
So for you to say that you can’t get any other guys to give you a handjob…brother, you’re just not trying! Have you tried opening with “Hello”? Apperently that leads to orgies.
It’s because you can basically murder and eat more-less any woman, and she can’t do anything about it, so she is rolling the dice.
Men meanwhile, a lot harder.
Also, less fucks given about it.
Vast majority of hentai is drawn by men.
What? I thought it was mostly christian women?
Let’s start a hentai series under the pseudonym “Moms for Liberty”
I’m not! I’m nonbinary!
Well, yeah, but he knows exactly what I like.
