The monks are not expected to increase shareholder profits in stale air and incessant fluorescent lighting.

Harry Potter?

I had family who lived through WWII and warned us the Nazis would come back. They never went extinct, just into hiding.

Teach them to double check against the man page before pasting, would be my guess.

Jassachusetts?

Jonnecticut?

Jinnesota?

The one that makes you happy.

^Or at least overrides the desire to grab a sledgehammer when troubleshooting^

~20 min. old account with a political essay in a shitpost community. That’s…something.

Thatsthejoke.webp

He’s 3 and a half

Jewish kids get a bar/bat mitzvah, Italian-(American) kids learn and make their own sauce.

And each person has their own unique take on it, so no two people’s sauces are quite alike. Finding out who was cooking dinner at a gathering is fun that way.

I have the 2DSXL, and have played about half of those. I was just sad it was primarily limited to mostly online (Pushmo’s servers are dead) and first-party titles. I was a GBA/DS kid so expected wider variety beyond that.

It’s a fantastic little device for modding though!

I loved the complement of this where How to Train Your Dragon (the animated one) depicted dragons as cats with wings.

I thought Apple/most smartphones would never move to USB-C, or away from proprietary chargers. Pleasantly surprised - thank you EU.

I thought wireless controllers were going to be a fad, or at least garbage in their reliability/connection strength.

I thought VR was finally going to take off as the next major gaming experience when the Vive came out. Unfortunately it remains niche.

I thought Linux was going to be unusable for gaming/mainstream use cases for much longer, but Valve has made huge strides on that with Proton, and OSS devs making things like Heroic for other stores has been awesome. Also shoutout to KDE for, well, everything. Krita, KDE connect, Plasma. LibreOffice has also come a very long way.

I also thought we’d never get another steam controller. Also pleasantly surprised.

I thought the switch was gonna end up with the same depressing library as the 3DS, if that’s any consolation.

Point no. 2 is why I couldn’t get through Witcher 1. There’s only so many times I can fight 3-5 sewer monsters to get enough XP to not die in chapter…4? 5?

• Just Crow Things
• PowerWash Simulator
• Wanderstop
• Thank Goodness You’re Here!
• Night in the Woods
• Hello Kitty Island Adventure
• Cinnabunny
• Unbox the Room
• April Grove

and I guess no. 10 was a copy of Coral Island I was gifted, oops lol

At some point I still want LAN Party Adventures, and The Lonesome Guild but those will wait until the next sale. In the meantime I have plenty to sink my teeth (thumbs?) into!

Richard Scarry coded

Same. I was able to get like 10 long-wishlisted games for ~$100 with the Steam Winter Sale, too. Nintendo would never.

It’s a shitposting community, so probably a fake text.

No mention of the iPod? Shocking