Only once the sun came out and dried up all the rain.

Lesson: it’s okay to give yourself a break and not burn yourself out by pushing through futile conditions. 🤓

Because kids love gross-out humor? Lmao

Nearly every 4-10 y.o. I’ve known in my lifetime had “fart,” “poop,” “butt,” and “booger” as their top most said words of the day. The remainder was yammering about their favorite TV shows and books/toys. And bugs. And rocks.

Can I grab all three and run away, Florida Man style?

I can hear this image

Can’t say I’d personally touch it lmao but if you’re happy with it, then that’s all that matters 😄

The best distro is obviously:

I think OP’s account was made exclusively to make this aneurysmpost

So -

Rest of the world: Metric

USA: Imperial

?

Hey let me have my jokes so I don’t freak out thinking about my serious social/spatial impairments and sensory oversensitivities. Or how the smallest break in my flow/routine throws off my whole week and I’m a dysregulated mess.

I’m allowed some fun.

Unironically yes

Even funnier when you tell them you hate liberals too and their brains short circuit

Sauce for this GH issue thread? It seems familiar but I can’t place it

The worse it smells the righter it is because science

I had to look this one up. All things considered not too egregious tbf

You see it, therefore it’s real

• Sartre, probably

You’re here, so most likely

Cats are excellent trainers.

A deskside air conditioner

Seems like a troll account.

I sincerely believe in the better side of you, OP. Whatever you do with that is up to you.

I think someone speculated that it aligned with a religious pilgrimage trip that had a lot of similarities.