I’ll write something here later probably. In the meantime, hi to whoever’s reading this I hope you get a chance to enjoy something kind today :)


Incontinence
Edit: or intestinal end


Rice. Goes with everything, can be made stovetop in ~20 mins and is fairly cheap.


I’m seeing a theme today, OP. Something on your mind?
I’m going to have to sue you to cover therapy costs. The ifunny watermark is obscene 😭
(Skyrim) Daedric prince of the hunt
“Literally nobody wants”: a list of niche but fairly easily buyable pets lol.
If I could stomach two years of love then heartbreak again I’d get fancy rats. Rodents are clever and sweet when treated properly.


The US government has stake in Intel. Don’t trust them anymore.
This is the 21st century version of A Modest Proposal. I love it.


My esteemed internet peer, if the genders were different it would still be just as funny to stick in the group chat and roast the original sender.
Like, at least own it lol and lean into the “party organizer” role you just set up for yourself.
Precordial catch. More common when you’re younger but hoo boy do they hurt like a motherfucker. Fortunately they’re harmless.


More terrifying than any eldritch horror, clearly.
Bind one of the back buttons to tilde (~) and then pull up your steam keyboard, if you’re talking about console cheats (like in Skyrim or Fallout).


Considering I hate eggnog, this tracks.
“Our genocides are the good genocides” thinking persisting this long is baffling. Even more disturbing is these people are in power.


Free top surgery if I read?


Where are Americans mentioned? These folks look great on their own lol, no need to waste thought on the US.


Wait are these actually the same people? Holy shit that’s a glow up
Mans not hot
If you haven’t already bought a switch 2, just get a Steam Deck if you want another handheld.
Valve also won’t remotely brick your entire device if they think you got an unlicensed cartridge.