I’ve been old since I was like 14. I was young for like a year in my late teens then went back to being the local grandparent.
I fully accept and enjoy it. I make great cookies and have oodles of blankets to choose from when watching TV.
I’ll write something here later probably. In the meantime, hi to whoever’s reading this I hope you get a chance to enjoy something kind today :)
I’ve been old since I was like 14. I was young for like a year in my late teens then went back to being the local grandparent.
I fully accept and enjoy it. I make great cookies and have oodles of blankets to choose from when watching TV.
Waiting for the “ackshually oil is plants” comment to come say it better and funnier than I can
January is the decade before the century of February (at least in the northern hemisphere). Everything after that is a day each.
Glorious POST. The only acceptable noise


I’m dumb idk which word was changed
Excellent troll.
Millennial kids knew about rotary phones, and floppy disks, and dot-matrix printers. Was still fun to rib at the older generations ¯_(ツ)_/¯
The monks are not expected to increase shareholder profits in stale air and incessant fluorescent lighting.
I had family who lived through WWII and warned us the Nazis would come back. They never went extinct, just into hiding.
Teach them to double check against the man page before pasting, would be my guess.
Jassachusetts?
Jonnecticut?
Jinnesota?


The one that makes you happy.
^Or at least overrides the desire to grab a sledgehammer when troubleshooting^
~20 min. old account with a political essay in a shitpost community. That’s…something.
He’s 3 and a half
Jewish kids get a bar/bat mitzvah, Italian-(American) kids learn and make their own sauce.
And each person has their own unique take on it, so no two people’s sauces are quite alike. Finding out who was cooking dinner at a gathering is fun that way.


I have the 2DSXL, and have played about half of those. I was just sad it was primarily limited to mostly online (Pushmo’s servers are dead) and first-party titles. I was a GBA/DS kid so expected wider variety beyond that.
It’s a fantastic little device for modding though!
I loved the complement of this where How to Train Your Dragon (the animated one) depicted dragons as cats with wings.


I thought Apple/most smartphones would never move to USB-C, or away from proprietary chargers. Pleasantly surprised - thank you EU.
I thought wireless controllers were going to be a fad, or at least garbage in their reliability/connection strength.
I thought VR was finally going to take off as the next major gaming experience when the Vive came out. Unfortunately it remains niche.
I thought Linux was going to be unusable for gaming/mainstream use cases for much longer, but Valve has made huge strides on that with Proton, and OSS devs making things like Heroic for other stores has been awesome. Also shoutout to KDE for, well, everything. Krita, KDE connect, Plasma. LibreOffice has also come a very long way.
I also thought we’d never get another steam controller. Also pleasantly surprised.
Say goodbye to whatever in-game morals you think you have. CotL is wildly addicting in an amusing way.
You’re pretty much right on the money that the lamb is kind of a “blank slate” for a player self-insert. Freedom of choice (for you, not your followers, ofc) is the name of the game.