I mean if you’re under an approximate age pneumonia can keep you young forever too

V kissable lil thug face. I bet they’re soft and warm from the sun ☀️

Artists not having to worry about money means they’ll all disappear though 😭 /s

Obviously. Ancient history shows humans never had any trinkets, toys, or keepsakes until the Industrial Revolution /s

yay

You’re good lol I was just riffing. I appreciate the sincere explanation though /gen /pos 😄

States rights to…(fill in the blank here) 😉

Mmhmm

Yeah I was about to say trans folks exist lmao

Quality TIL in my shitpost feed? Preposterous! 😤

Lmao bro really forgot how small actions can ripple outwards in ways we can’t comprehend and can positively affect those we love and the future even if our names aren’t remembered 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

There is no source for this whatsoever outside of this one tabloid site. It was published technically on March 31 but to be honest that seems close enough to April Fools to be a joke. This is a shitpost

”never having to drive again”

Y’know I can’t put my finger on it but something tells me that there’s an alternative to that without technofascist wet-dream robocars involved 🤔

I spent too long looking for the obvious plant logo

Stop using mainstream social media and keep adblockers on all your personal devices?

I’m glad you used a picture of a tardigrade instead of whatever the title is probably referencing

thank mr skeltal

I’m growing convinced you’re a troll posing as an ML at this point.

This shit seems like a caricature designed to provoke leftist infighting and it’s getting more obvious

Who in sweet crystallized Christ fuck is telling you the US isn’t screwing the globe over???

Like, as a USian I know and hate what this country is doing and at least here I haven’t seen anyone really claim otherwise. Maybe in Zionist havens like major social media but you’re posting to a tiny choir here.

Uncritical simping for any government is certainly a choice

(To be clear, fuck the US govt also)