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minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agoIt’s because you can basically murder and eat more-less any woman, and she can’t do anything about it, so she is rolling the dice. Men meanwhile, a lot harder. Also, less fucks given about it.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoLadies, I promise I’m not trying to eat you. …wait. No, I mean, I’ll go down on you, sure. But I will not consume your flesh. Also, I’d like to handcuff your ankles and wrists onto a steel frame, in a vulnerable position. Then tickle the crap out of you for hours! Hey! Where ya going, ladies? Come back! See? So hard to talk to women!
It’s because you can basically murder and eat more-less any woman, and she can’t do anything about it, so she is rolling the dice.
Men meanwhile, a lot harder.
Also, less fucks given about it.
Ladies, I promise I’m not trying to eat you.
…wait. No, I mean, I’ll go down on you, sure. But I will not consume your flesh.
Also, I’d like to handcuff your ankles and wrists onto a steel frame, in a vulnerable position. Then tickle the crap out of you for hours!
Hey! Where ya going, ladies? Come back!
See? So hard to talk to women!