I wouldn’t. That place is full of pedophiles

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh…not doing that, because duh.

Tina Fey said she would take things her daughter said and work them into the show. The big one was “I want to go to there”

It’s one of those things where a mother always finds her own kids to be hilarious. It’s just in this case, the mother is a famous comedian who works those lines into a sitcom that she stars in, and is also head writer on.

For reference, her daughter was 2 when she said these things.

And I would bet this was another daughter line.

Sweet! Now someone will do the dishes, and cook! No more cereal dinners for me!

Right now I’m running Firefox with 10 open tabs,

Oh…I guess I’m the only one who opens firefox, and literally thousands of tabs.

One day I closed one window and it said “Are you sure you want to close 158 tabs?”

I said yes. It was one window. I had 23 more windows.

reads the title

Well…those certainly are words. They don’t make sense in that order, but they are real words.

And that’s the thing. Two years ago, I didn’t understand all the hate Epic gets.

Now? I’m viewing it as a temporary free service. I’ll download your free games…but I also know this could all be taken away from me at any moment. Even if they somehow fixed my issue today, at this point, I’d still be hesitant to buy from them over steam. Whereas, if they’d have fixed my issue two years ago, I probably still wouldn’t get the hate they get.

I get the hate they get now though, and they deserve it.

I just remembered I had to do the same thing with Sony, and Nintendo. Nintendo had me verify some games I had bought. Sony was a bit weirder. They asked me which games I had been playing. But it didn’t come off like verification. It sounded like the guy at Sony was bored and lonely. He was just like “Sooooo, what’cha been playin?” And I was like “uhhhhh…I guess Grand Theft Auto?”

I felt bad in saying that my playstation usage had dropped DRAMATICALLY the past 10 years. I barely turn it on.

And then he says “says here you haven’t played in a while. Any other games you’ve played recently?”

Uhhhhh, no?

And thats when I realized he was asking for verification purposes.

So far, Yahoo, Hotmail, and Epic are the only services that won’t let me back into my service. The rest have all had other ways.

Now to be fair, yahoo has a way you can pay them money to have an expert look into things. But I refuse to pay money for some guy in India to tell me I need to log into hotmail and give him the code. Then shut down and take my money without resolve when he finds out I can’t.

I know the passwords. I just can’t log in, because they both want security codes sent to other services I have no access to.

Well…I lost access to my email account assosiated with my Epic Games login.

I emailed them, and they kept refering me back to this automated process that just kept asking me to check an email.

I don’t have access to that email.

So I contacted them, and said I’m not going to buy any games from them, because as far as I know, this account could be taken away at any time, since I can’t access the assosiated email. All they gotta do is say “security check, we sent a code to your email. Use it to login”. If that happens, I’m locked out of my epic games account.

That was 2 years ago. I had the same issue with steam, since steam also used that email account. I forget what steam did to verify, but I remember I had to jump through some hoops. But then they switched my assosiated email.

I actually JUST realized that my tivo account had the same issue. I called them, they didn’t even make me jump hoops. They just said “oh, you have a new email? Yeah yeah, thats fine, it’s switched. Should we change your password? No? Ok. Have a nice day.”

So now it’s 2 years later. Total money spent on Epic? $0.

Total money spent on Steam? Well…I don’t have an exact total, but I figure it’s maybe $1000? Now keep in mind I’m 1 person. How many other people are in my situation who just moved on and forgot about Epic? They don’t fill any niche where they’re needed in the space. It’s not like GOG where it’s DRM free, and they’re the only ones that do that. Epic’s library is probably entirely available on Steam. Yeah, I’ll take your free games while I can still log in, but I’m not paying a dime until my email situation is resolved.

I feel zero sympathy for Epic games, and if they go out of business, oh well.

You know what my favorite pizza topping is? Bleach.

Dominoes REFUSES to put bleach on my pizza, so I gotta do it myself. I found out about it from AI. Now my pizza tastes great! The downside is having to go to the hospital to get a stomach pump everytime.

Ronald Reagan? The actor?

If the CEO is in charge of a technology based company, yeah…it does.

“Tim Cook steps down from role”

“THATS NOT A TECHNOLOGY STORY!!!”

See how that comes off?

Canada is lovely nice cozy not hostile this time of year! I mean, it’s a frozen tundra, but you won’t be pulled out of your car and killed by secret police looking for people they don’t like.

I was just trying to answer that at the fundamental level there has to be someone trusted to verify your info

Why?

Why does there need to be age verification at all?

We’ve had computera since the 1940s, and never needed this. We’ve had the internet since the 1990s and never needed this.

Now that a pedophile is in the white house, and an entire network of pedophile politicians have been revealed, NOW they want to protect the children???

And you honestly believe that?

No no no. Punch trees, craft wooden tools, kill skellitons. Touch bonemeal to grass. Punch grass, get seeds. Then graft a hoe, till the land next to water, use the seeds to grow wheat.

I think you’re playing minecraft wrong my guy!

Um…what?

Is this why you hate the internet?

That sounds cold.

I’m pissing in the rain, just pissing in the rain! What a wonderful feeling, when I shut off my brain!

chases the elderly with feathers

Gonna getcha! Gonna tickle your granny! Goochi goochi goo!!!

I prefer the dark. Can we innitiate darkness savings time? I want it pitch black by noon.