I wish I could, but I have hundreds of thousands if not millions of comments.

Look at my time here, and now look at how many comments I have here, and know that I am running at MAYBE 5% of my posting capacity.

Lemmy just is barren of content if you don’t care about politics, linux, or star trek.

Just wait

Dude. It’s been 2 years. The people who were going to leave because of Elon already left.

I’m not saying the current twitter userbase 100% fully believe in his views, but I am saying that they’re not leaving the platform over it.

Either they don’t know about bluesky/mastodon, or they don’t care enough to leave.

Ok…this thread has Sunny, Chris, and Mox…I cannot be the only person getting pro-wrestling vibes from this post.

In 3 different unrelated subs, and all said to be performed as an automated action?

Also of note, I got permabanned on May 7th.

May 4th I joined Mastadon. Using the same email as my reddit email.

Yes, that’s true. This all happened like 3 weeks after they went public IPO. I didn’t buy it, because I thought reddit had a decent chance of falling on it’s ass on the free market. It’s a 10+ year old company that’s never made a profit. It’s reasonable to assume it might fail.

3 weeks after I declined, and they went public, I suddenly get 3 temporary bans in a week, and the 3rd one was a permanent ban. All by autobots.

“Taking away peoples freedom is whats best for users! It’s the American way!”

…yes.

Holy shit! There’s a railway line that connects all 3 with nothing in between??? Shit man. I heard they get negative 60 degree winds. Must be a hell of a scary ride! No wonder they don’t use it anymore…

Well…the problem is reddit’s size.

I’m not part of reddit anymore because they filtered me out for abusive content.

The content that was so abusive? I told a story on /r/Cleveland about the time 35 years ago I got my bike stolen.

I wasn’t accusing any current reddit user of being the theif. But reddit bots flagged me of being abusive to other users.

We don’t even know if that guy who stole my bike 35 years ago is even still alive, much less an active redditor on /r/Cleveland. So who am I being abusive to, when I say it’s a bad idea to let strangers ride your bike without some kind of assurance you’ll get it back?

I mean…I was refering more to the idea of having someone in my life who loves me. I HAVE gummy snacks. I just don’t have someone to feed them to me…

Ok. We’re going to fix this. Here’s what we do. First, you abandon your toddler. Just forget about them. They’re dead weight. They’re holding you back. But don’t worry, I’LL be the new toddler. Nevermind tbe fact that I’m 41.

I’ll go take a nap, and you go clean my kitchen. When I wake up, you can give me gummy snacks, and some juice, and some hugs.

…now 41 year old me is sad, because that all sounds really nice.

That’s a terrible romcom.

“She was a Mac user, listening to The Beatles on her iPhone. He was a Linux user…probably using one of those custom modular built cell phones with an open kernal or something. This Holiday season, watch cultures clash as two different technology mindsets clash. When governments threaten to censor pornography in their state during the stressful holiday season, they turn to each other for support and, they fall in love! Courtney Cox, and Jerry Lewis star in…Different Worlds!”

I wouldn’t watch that.

It’s a bit concerning that my joke was an absurdist perspective on how to take advantage of women…and your reaction was essentially “Here, let me give you tips on how to actually do that!”

This is one of those times…

You know the ones. You’re watching some youtube video titled something like “Top fails of 2024”, even though the upload date clearly says 2019.

And you watch a guy shoot bottle rockets out of his butthole. And the flames shoot out, and he screams in pain. You begin to wonder: “What exactly is the fail? What was SUPPOSED to happen???”

He stuck a bottle rocket in his butt, lit the fuse, and let it launch. I don’t see a different outcome where he DOESN’T suffer severe burns, blistering of the skin, and extreme pain. He must have known that was going to be the cause and effect, right?

Either he knew that would happen, and thus not a fail, or he DIDN’T know this would happen, and the fail is on the American public schooling system.

It’s about this point you begin to realize that you don’t feel empathy for the pain he’s in. It’s not funny. It’s not something you feel empathy towards. It’s just sad. You begin to wonder why it’s 4am, you’re totally sober, and alone watching youtube videos that make you sad to live on earth. You begin to wonder if you’re a monster for not feeling empathy towards him, but you rationalize it by saying “What other outcome could he POSSIBLY expect from that??? If I intentionally stabbed my hand with a knife, I wouldn’t expect people to feel sorry for me. No, I’m not a psychopath. He’s just a moron, and possibly masochistic.”

Then you click the next youtube video, and it’s kittens doing kitten things. Silly kitty!

I think that was the plot to back to the future.

You should learn E and X.

Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?”

Pickin up girls without even leaving your car!

…provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code.

To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day…

…one day…

Pretty sure this guy is just high…

Ow! You just spit scalding hot coffee on me! Jerk!

Facebook one night stands.

Usually I crank out loaf after loaf after eating Chipotle. But it’s more of a bubbly bloody liquid spray.