Our girlfriend, commrade!

See? Scotty doesn’t know…about toy safety and hearing protection! This is why OSHA would be upset!

Nah. Now kids want the real thing. They show off their guns at school and trade bullets.

/darkhumor

…is that your kink?

The Christmas season just gets longer and longer every year…

And 2 +2 = Potato!

Why?

slaps head

HERE’S WHY!

In the early 90s, my grandfather assured me that he fought and killed nazis, so that my generation would never have to deal with them.

He didn’t say he cancelled the nazis. The word he used was “Exterminated”.

Maybe we should all do that again. Exterminate the nazis. Because quite frankly, this government is lousey with them.

Oh, these comments are all the same. Just a chain…link.

Sounds like your boss is just lonely.

Some people find pleasure in pagne. Lots of guys out there wanting go get spanked by angry women.

Well…here’s the thing. Step 1 of your plan is to install windows 11.

In the words of Manny Calavera:

“I don’t really want to do that…”

What happens if you pull the rope attatched to this robots penis?

That virus is called being a human. Humans are the worst.

Bring me with you!!!

Fine?

FINE???

I see no beans. I see no corn. I am in the shitpost community!

No no. He has on multiple times confirmed he’s going to do that.

In response, most experts agree that if they even attempt it, the mountain isn’t strong enough to support any more deep rock drilling. If they try, the likelyhood is, the entire mountain and all 4 heads collapse and crumble into itself.

…no?

I mean, yeah. We all do that.

What is a whipped cream charger?

No…it looks like a pile of sauce.