Man. The new episodes of Xena Warrior Princess are getting weird…

Nah. Nobody has been going there since Sept 11 2001.

Nobody seems to visit those towers anymore…

Thats my one complaint about Lemmy. It only gives content for like 3-4 hours. How am I supposed to take a shit for 7 hours at work, with such little content and comments???

I feel like I read every comment on this site. I’m wrong, obviously, but thats how it feels.

I love when people comment. You should comment 400x more everyday. Everyone should! Tell us everything! What’s your life story? How was your childhood? Did you have a bully? Did you punch them in the nose? Did you win the science fair? Did you play football? How were your college years? Did you drink 3 bottles of Bacardi 151, and wake up in Michigan in a hotel room filled with 7 lemurs, in a room paid for by Rick Morranis with zero explaination of how you even got to Michigan?

FEED THE MACHINE!!! ATTENTION SPANS DWINDLE!!! ADHD IS REAL!!! OOOOHHHH!!! I SEE A PUPPY OUTSIDE!!!

runs outside to play with a puppy before you can respond

American here. Please don’t visit.

I say that out of love and care for you, not hate. It’s bad here. We’re a dumpster fire.

See, here’s the big open secret. All these politicians, who make all these rules? They don’t have a clue what they’re talking about. They think a kernel is something that gets stuck in your teeth whrn you eat corn.

Simple solution. From now on Linux distros should ship with a big message “NOT FOR USE IN CALIFORNIA”.

You want to force age verification? No server in all of California will run. Period.

…you want us to get together and moan with each other? Buddy! I didn’t know this was that kind of app!

I’m Mr Bulldop!

Kinda feels like at this point it’s not “if”. It’s “when”.

Give it time

Look man…if you’re going to feed and attract the local wildlife ecosystem to your house, the least you can do is set up a series of webcams all over your property.

If Disney is going to stop making new material, and only make live action remakes, then you may as well record live action animals, and do voiceovers!

Disney never made a movie about the outcasts of the animal neighborhood! You can make a movie about possums, and raccoons fueding for territory, and in the end they find some respect for each other as advasaries.

C’mon. Do it! I’d watch that.

Shit, that age was a while ago for me. Now I’m at the age where playing russian roulette feels like everyone would prefer 6 bullets in the chambers.

Because maybe we wanna learn?

Not if an alarm clock goes off inside tbe casket, the casket opens, and he sits up.

What? Would you rather he be dead?

“I want what’s coming to me”

“Oh yeah? And what’s coming to you?”

“The world, chico! And everything in it.” ~ Adolph Hitler, 1939.

Why are the timers different?

I’m unclear on the concept of a second cousin. I’m also unclear on the how she would be a cousin on both sides.

Wait…was Einstein’s family tree shaped like a telephone pole?

No. They’re saying that 93% + 93% = 186%.

Reeeeeeeeally thought you were going to go in a serious direction as I started reading that.

Kinda like when Mallory Archer was talking about how she doesn’t get what her son sees in Lana.

“I mean really, what does he see in a black…ops field agent???”

Really felt like she was going in a whole different direction.