Oh, I can think of a few reasons.

You know it’s bad when even I switch to linux. I don’t understand linux. I literally back up my entire hard drive everytime I attempt to do ANYTHING. Because I WILL screw up my whole system to the point it won’t boot. I’ve done it many times over the coarse of the past year.

Then I gotta spend a whole day waiting for things to restore from backup. And then whatever I WAD trying to do, still isn’t done.

That has been my experience using linux this past year.

But Windows 11? No.

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Really? You’re just offering? Alright. One of each please!

dresses up in cat costume

Dum-dum!!!

Can I have your steam deck? I promise to play games on it, and maybe watch porn on the toilet.

…really hoping this comment is dripping with sarcasm.

Lawmakers Want to Ban VPNs—And They Have No Idea What They’re Doing

I never got around to playing the sequal. I get like 20 minutes of freetime a week these days.

Nah. This is a chucklefish game. Best to just give chucklefish all of the $15 they charge. They’re worth it.

Also, check out wargroove!

Law where??? I still see junker cars from the 60s driving around here where I live.

Well hey there, pretty lady! Fancy meeting you here…

Scales on a pale.

Wow. Really worked for that one.

Of all the states, I wasn’t expecting Washington.

Alabama? Sure.

Mississippi? I can see that.

Georgia? Yeah, ok.

Washington? Of all the states, WASHINGTON??? Oh god damn…

Mama said, mama said!

C’mon man. That would have been sufficient in 2015. We’ve moved on to so much bigger things since then.

We also would have accepted “Racist in the tulips”.

Ew. Please don’t make me envision his bowel movements. This is exactly why I don’t watch the news. There’s nothing but shit on it.

No no. Keep them. Add a webcan for streaming, and charge money to watch

I know some people who shoot and hunt their own venison. Some people moved over to butcher shops. But no one is finding roadkill and saying “oh man, I gotta get in on that”