Hmmmmm. Racism and pedophilia…or boobs.

Ya know, I gotta say, I prefer the boobs on this one.

…oof. You’re not misrepresenting him, but man I wish you were.

My favorite part of that is the bald guy went on years later to be a regular cast member of superstore.

The commercial was probably 2002?

Superstore was 2018?

He looks EXACTLY the same.

I’m not watching, because trump is the one delivering it. Is there shit falling out of his pants leg?

Hoping english isn’t your first language.

Really taking the SHIT post part literally, aren’t you?

I had a friend who was about 10 years younger than I am before we drifted apart. About 5 years ago, we were at the grocery store, and I couldn’t find it. And he said "Why would they carry some specialty BBQ sauce nobodys ever heard of before?

It was one of those “Listen here ya little shit…” kind of moments.

My man!

comes over for BBQ once the outside world thaws from a frozen tundra

Isn’t that TikTok? Content creators create some really interesting and cool content.

And then Tiktok overlays unrelated fortnite footage while also putting giant cartoon bubble captions, but only 1 word at a time. Sometimes in an AI voice.

And try as I might, I cannot endorse that style/formula. Call me a lame boomer, but that just steals other talented peoples work, and shits all over it with almost zero effort.

Though as I type this, I realize this is Lemmy, and the majority of you probably won’t use Tiktok either for similar reasons, along with it not being open source.

Though to be fair, I would still hate the tiktok culture if it had originated on loops.

I prefer KC Masterpiece. Which apperently nobody knows what the hell I’m talking about, and now grocery stores don’t carry it.

No no no, you’re thinking of bleach. Thats the one you gotta drink straight, no mixers, just for the taste! Now bring this glass of bleach to Kash.

Edit: Also, I’m unclear if your name is Spicy Tuna, or Spicy Luna.

I asked Lars Ulrich to define good and bad. He said…

FIRE GOOD!!! NAPSTER BAD!!! OOOOH FIRE HOT!!! FIRE BAD!!! FIIIRRREEE BAAAAAAAD!!!

As someone who takes public transportation to work, SOME people SHOULD be forced to walk through the car wash.

I generally want to make billionaires pay, just as a general rule.

But I don’t see this one specific instance being their fault.

We used to burn women alive if they knew how to do math. Since that time, things have gotten a little bit better. But not much.

People are assholes. All around you are assholes. These assholes go online and continue to be assholes.

Solution, stop going to those places and live in the real world.

Agreed with you until this point. You realize the people online are the same people from real life, right?

the politicians debating online abuse mean well

Hard disagree.

<14 knowing him.

She might actually start with a 4.

Yes. Give the Fart Master your social security number, and mothers maiden name.

Which you would think wouldn’t be needed if he already has your SSN…but that part isn’t about privacy breaches. Instead, he’s just looking to find your mom and take her out on a date! Fart Master is going to be your new dad!

What are you talking about? You think this is some kind of game where we all have to be responsible for ourselves, and create solutions that serve everybody? Get real!

This is Earth! Where the elite make all the rules, and those rules aren’t based on logic, or problem solving. They’re based on what will make the elite the most money!

So you bet your ass when Mark Facebook Zuckerberg pitches an idea, he’s doing so to steal your data, and figure out how to create a problem that needs fixing, which can just so happen be fixed with privacy invasion! Yaaaay! Isn’t capitolism grand?