Lesson 1: Don’t shake the baby.

Lesson 2: I said DON’T shake the baby!!!

Dads reaction is probably a more exaggerated version of my reaction.

I let out a sensible chuckle. I had no idea there was a movie. I just said “Ha ha ha, girl look like doll!”

And thats as far as the joke went for me. But I guess the dad found it way funnier than I did.

Or maybe he was being tickled. By a ghost. A ghost tickler! Like the kind that jerked off Ray in Ghostbusters.

Thats right. In a PG movie, a character got a handjob. Between this, and Marty McFlys mom being horny for her son, the 80s were a different time. I would know. I was there, high on cocaine. Also I was born in '83. Sooooo…like 5 years old.

Gosh! I hope there were no kids on that train!

What does it say?

Music, Phrases, and Butterfly Gloco

??? The fuck is Butterfly Gloco?

Can I join? I want to be surrounded by angry kittens!

Not all. Just a huge chunk.

Money.

As someone who works with people who show up to work high and drunk, I assure you, we know.

2032 actually. The year of alien invasion.

The upside is, trumps home planet will finally take him back. You thought that orange skin wasn’t natural? It is. It oozes out of his pours.

I think peak was XP.

Vista was shit. 7 was alright, but not better than XP. 8 was terrible. 10 was worse than 7, but still meh. 11 is dog shit.

Maybe I’m stupid, but, I don’t see system requirements. I see it’s linux compatible. I have a retroid flip 2, the snapdragon 865 version, with rocknix. So it’s running native linux. Think that could handle your game? I think it has 8gb of ram.

It took your reaction for me to get the joke.

…the sad joke.

Kind of strange that they abbriviated “to” with “2”.

Even stranger that I still got it right. Unless you’re messing with me. In which case, fair play. I’m totally clueless sometimes.

Drag and drop worked on windows 3.1. That was like the whole thing. “LOOK WHAT YOU CAN DO NOW!”

At this point, I’m fairly sure pissing people off is the point with Windows 11. It’s full of AI no one wants, refuses to officially run on most hardware that people already have, despite running just fine on that same hardware UNofficially, dropped support for drag and drop, doesn’t let you move the taskbar.

And thats not even to mention the fact that it monitors you, and reports back to HQ with screen grabs and usage activity.

Oh look, ZorinOS, just one singular distro, had 1.6 million downloads in the past 2 months.

Wait, is there any special thing that happened 2 months ago? Oh right. Windows 10 support ended, and microsoft told its userbase “fuck you, you can’t get support for windows 10, and this computer can’t update to windows 11. This computer is now trash!”

Suddenly all these youtube videos pop up “Is your PC unable to install windows 11? Try linux!”

And these videos don’t try to sway you to one distro or another. They point out a few big hitters like mint or ubuntu. I can’t imagine them specifically naming zorin, unless it’s a zorin centric video. But I’m talking about the flood of “try linux” videos that popped up in October.

And that 1.6 million is JUST zorin. That’s the runoff. I don’t have numbers, or sources, but gut instinct tells me that if Zorin had 1.6 million downloads, Mint must have had like 5 million minimum. Every video always reccomends Mint. It’s probably overtaken Ubuntu at some point as most used distro.

And all of this, every single bit of user loss has NOTHING to do with linux. Users are angrily switching. Not happily. They feel abandoned, and forced to switch.

If Microsoft either extended Windows 10 support, or allowed Windows 11 to be installed on reasonable hardware, this linux boom DOES NOT HAPPEN. This is Microsoft saying “Yeah bitch, money is tight! Go buy another computer, loser! You’ll do what we say, and there’s nothing you can do to stop us!”

That’s when users switched to linux. This is pure hubris from Microsoft. It would be interesting if somehow we could get a combined number of EVERY distros doenload numbers.

Is E2EE end to end encryption?

Yeah! His wife should totally hook up with a mom who wants to fuck!

That’s just a common misconception amongst raccoons.

He was actually, translated to english, saying “No no…no no no…no no no no…” upon seeing what was happening in Auschwitz.

Didn’t the nazis not only use it, but also invent it?

I miss 1919. Just after the great war, not yet into prohibition or the great depression.

…fart.