Then they should stop trying to fight abortions! We’reTRYING to shrink the unwanted populations, but we’re getting stuck with these unwanted kids.

I might take him up on that!

I never knew celebration shaming was a thing.

Are you under the impression that Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk is one person? Physically they might be, but their words represent a massive amount of people. I think millions of people would stop watching if they had to endure youtube without adblock.

If I come home drunk, I have good reason to lecture! Actually, I’d have to start with some very stern questions.

Question 1, number one, how the hell did these animals get into my house?

Question 2, what the hell are you guys doing in my house?

Question 3, …

I passed out drunk, because it was a long way home. I’ll deal with it in the morning.

Wait…is that real? Harris was our first female president, and it only lasted 1 hour???

Well that tears it! I’m going to go yell at a minimum wage teenage walmart employee over his decision to not stock 2,000,000 SPF! I need that stuff! How dare he be out of stock???

Check the news.

Yes.

Ya know…I’m starting to think I’m dead. Maybe I died in 2015. Maybe the last 11 years is just my brain dying. And maybe it’s not 11 years, but 20 seconds. And maybe all of reality right now is just my distorted perception, as my brain deals with dying.

Ha! Can you imagine if we went from Obama, to 11 years of exclusively dementia riddled presidents?

The question is, how multi-colored is his ass? Is it red, and blue, and yellow, and orange?

…oh god. His ass is as orange as his face, isn’t it?

I mean…we just dropped 6 nukes on Iran…how does it get worse from here?

Psssshhhhhh, not according to the news cycles.

And then theres me…using hot sauce as lube.

Oh shit! I always just thought I was weird. Nope! Turns out I’m just a Xennial. 83’ represent!

But…but…but…

No no no…they want brains. Don’t you know basic horror movie survival???

Anyways, shoot them in the brains

Where does Rob Zombie fall into all of this?

I mean…yeah. I guess that IS pretty on brand here…

Damn! I’m impressed! Way to committ to the character.

Bells Palsy, maybe?