Eh…Digg is like the little brother that wants to be cool, but just ends up burning down his own house.
Now, you may be thinking,
“But Lost_My_Mind! You burned down your own house when you were 5 years old! And you’re the little brother of the family!”
And that’s all true. But you see, the difference is…I was never trying to be cool.
I don’t tow the israel line, and they don’t seem to be coming after me!
How often are they just bursting into flames for no reason?
Nah. Most of trumps stuff is just plated with immitation gold.
I get the rest of them, but why is “gay republican” there? I’m not saying he isn’t, but why is being gay one of the insults?
Shoo! Shoo away from my garden, bird!!! SHOO!
I have a different conspiracy theory.
I think they’re planning on the reduced human population that’s already underway in America.
See, the boomer generation at it’s peak was bigger than Gen-X, the millenials, and Gen-Z combined. But, people die. And the youngest boomers are 70 years old.
The next 30 years will see a massive population collapse, and we’ve already entered the collapse of the work force of that generation.
Which means for the next 30 years, everybody else is paying for the boomers social security. But when it comes time for our time on retirement, we’re not going to have the same support they did. Boomers will be dead, Gen Z is statistically having less kids (and I get why, but it still means less social security income).
So their plan is to regulate all the work to AI, and take all the profits. The problem is, it’s a really stupid plan. It doesn’t matter how advanced AI is. It will never fully replace humans. Which means the concept of work will always need to exist. And the end result is, I think they’re preparing to figure out how to get AI to do enough of the jobs, and then enslave the people to do the rest.
What if your logic is “yes I know THEY commit fraud regularly, but that doesn’t mean I have to.”?
I don’t care how advertisers feel. I’ve been telling them for decades that their ads have zero effect on me. That it just pisses me off.
When I go into a grocery store, I have a list. If it’s not on that list, I’m not buying it. The list was prepared weeks ago, and added as I run out of things. Doesn’t matter if you show 100 ads. I’m not paying attention. Even though you paid money to show the ad, I still didn’t see it. What difference does it make if I’m alive? Either way I didn’t see the…uh…what were you selling again? It was a commercial for Jesus? See, this just shows how little I pay atttention to ads. I saw the superbowl, and I’m fairly sure one of the commercials was for Jesus. I’m unclear how one would buy Jesus, but that was the ad.
Tell ya what advertiser industry. I’m going to do your job for you. I’m going to make sure every single person pays attention to every ad you ever put out. Are you ready for this? Here we go.
The screen fades in from black to a closeup of some tittys. They’re bouncing around, and women are moaning. Then they start moaning “OOOOOHHHH, YEEEAAAAHHHH BUY OUR PRODUCT, BUY THE PRODUCT! OOOOHHHHH!”
Remember, tittys are still bouncing. You put the product in the center of the screen.
You just made a billion dollars!
Found the appropriate response.
“OH SHIT!!! WE ACTUALLY FOUND A WOMAN WILLING TO RAISE OTHER PEOPLES KIDS FOR PENNIES IN PAY??? YES I’LL TAKE THE CALL!!!”
“Hello, I’m some lady, trying to get ahold of corporate”
“…how did you get this number???”
“I know who you are. I know what you don’t want. If you are looking for an employee I can tell you I don’t need money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter get a juice box now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.”
“Good luck!” click
Hold on …
Are you saying all software hosted on github is infected with copilot? Or am I misreading the situation?
Yes, but you are the minority.
I dated a girl over the summer, and we were watching youtube videos in bed.
My phone has revanced, and it kills all the ads.
Then she shows me one of her videos.
It was…oh my god. Do you have ANY idea how awful the vanilla youtube experience is?
And thats just how most people watch it. They just watch youtube, with the official app. Ads and all, and are fine with it.
So even if all the fediverse minded people quit youtube in unison, it would still be less than 1% of their viewership.
Wario is a character in the super mario bros universe. On the gamecube and game boy advance, Wario dated (or maybe still is dating?) Ashley.
Do it, do it, do it, do it!
…so, they “get” what RATM is doing, but they said “Hey, lets do that, but completely opposite, and standing in direct opposition of the original.”
Why not do your own thing? I’m not saying I agree with the right, or conservatives, but at least do your own things.
Then she’d be Wario’s girl.
licks your forehead
Or, maybe they’re trying to kill adblockers so hard that they killed the whole homepage.