Out ofthe loop here. Why does Nintendo care?

Ah, yes. A welcome return! Plenty of scum today for the chopping block.

…am I not getting context? I feel like I’m missing something.

Republicans ruined American society all because they are a bunch of stuck up loser bitches and are do nothing good organized criminals.

I need this printed on a hoodie.

Hey! Whoa! That’s uncalled for!

…Goofy isn’t even a Pokemon.

Time flies when you live in a time sucking vacume of existential dread, exacerbated by a deadly global pandemic which was made even worse by a political party trying to prolong the death hoping to gain a political advantage in the then upcoming election.

We live in the dumbest timeline.

I’d have voted for Psyduck.

Pikachu is a loud high energy narcisist who doesn’t care if he electricutes those cares about. Politically that sounds like trump.

Psyduck is a mentally and emotionally weighted creature who spends all his time empathizing with everybody. Not just those arround him, but the entire planet. He has anxiety because the world just keeps getting darker and scarier. Psy-yi-yi indeed!

Politically I’d say Psyduck is Jimmy Carter.

…ok, I was with you until “gay space”. Now I’m just confused.

I think porn star. He said he gets paid as “Absolute Dick”. Which is a porn name if I ever heard one.

Meet George Jetson!

His boy Elroy!

CRASH!!!

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones…they can’t crash their car into a tree!

…the whip?

Stop giving them ideas!

Yeah, the problem is that they’re anti-consumer.

I never understand the memes in this format.

It’s going to come out that there’s AI in the code. And the code testing was done by AI, who gave the buggy code the green light.

I had no idea Mr Clean has a choking fetish…

“No, bro, that’s a penis. You want vagina. You’re just confused because they taste the same”

“No they don’t.”

“How would you know??? Nobody knows! You’re just confused.”

If it was, it was a bad stratagy.

AI is the only industry that is somehow nonprofitable, without customers, and yet also propping up the economy right now.

Just waiting for this stupid bubble to pop

People hate bi people? Really? But, they’re so much fun!