Plot twist, take the dollar in 5 million years. Then do everything you can to cause global extinction.
Then FINALLY have some free time, instead of working 3 full time jobs.
Yes I would absolutely kill all life on earth just to get some free time. Humans had their time, and they created a world that led to…this.
gestures broadly to everything
Username…relevant? I guess? This post makes me sad…
No. You need a cat because everyone needs TWO cats.
But, only two. Don’t get eight. That’s too many cats.
Mr owl, why are you looking away?
Who?
You.
Who?
YOU!
Who?
YOU MR OWL! I’M TALKING TO YOU!!!
Who?
AH FORGET IT!!! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU CAN’T ANSWER A SIMPLE QUESTION! I’M STILL WAITING TO FIND OUT HOW MANY LICKS IT TAKES TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP!!!
His point is fuck ai.
Hi, Lost_My_Mind, mod of fuck_ai here, to tell you all about this new thing we’re all doing where we condemn AI and all the awful shit it’s causing just by existing.
Fuck AI.
NO!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!! They can’t just Jurassic Park this thing, and just have an infinate amount of islands!
And then banned your family from using the remote.
I don’t get the whole ram catagories. DDR3, DDR4, DDR5. They make it seem like the higher the number, the better the ram, but I always thought ram was just a space for computers to temporarily store information until it was ready to call on it.
So from my perspective 16GB DDR3 should be the same as 16GB DDR5. But that’s clearly not the case.
Born just in time to not be able to be a nazi!
Yes, I know the Hitler Youth existed…but I don’t hold that against those (at the time) children. They were being conditioned to support a system they didn’t understand.
I figure anyone younger than 20 is too young to be blamed for all that crap. The brain stops developing at age 23. So I don’t expect an 8 year old to hold a very good grasp on international politics and wars. Especially in an age where an hour nightly AM radio broadcast, and a daily morning newspaper were your only source for news.
Yes, but you’re a nutsack. It’s fine when YOU make that face.
Until throw these fucks in jail this shit will continue.
Which is exactly why that won’t happen. Our president is a pedophile. There’s a whole network of wealthy pedophiles who no longer have an island. The pedophiles are in power.
…did we?
Best I can do is shutting the whole planet down.
I hope you have a twin sibling, whom you wear pajamas with, and happily bounce down the stairs with.
…hopefully SOMEBODY gets this.
Wow…your beaches kinda sound like they aren’t maintained at all.
You’re a sad detective man…but you’re not a wrong detective man.
Oh no…Anyways.
Only half?
Damn. My whole life could have been an email. An email that I’d ignore because it’s nothing important.