This is what happens when you feed Audrey II viagra.

There’s a lot of people on this platform who take things very seriously. Internet comments are serious business, and jokes on here are like poking the bear.

Then I come along and I’m like Steve Irwin. "AW CRIKEY! IT’S THE GREAT LEMMY BEAR OF THE DECENTRALIZED TERRITORIES!!! THESE CREATURES CAN BE QUITE HOSTILE TOWARDS NON-LINUX USERS, AND ANYTHING SARCASTIC! THEY NEVER GET A CHANCE TO MATE, SO THEY’RE QUITE IRRITABLE!!!

…IMMA GO TICKLE THEIR BALLS!!!"

Is your lawn a network of millions of people, which censors differing opinions, and deletes others signs?

I’ve always said that in order to get access to the internet, you should need a yearly updated photograph of your genitals that is easily displayed whenever you post something online.

That way, when you try to sway someones opinions, they can see how big your penis is, and say “No actually, shut up. You have a small penis, Elon Musk!”

Finally a way for the big penis club members to be taken seriously intellectually, and not just paraded around for our good looks!

This is the reason I don’t get PS+.

I see the cheapest option, and think “oh…but I don’t go online much, and thats too little value for that high price.”

Then for a little more money you get a little more value.

Then for a little MORE value, you get the retro games from PS1 and PS2.

And then I realize that’s DOUBLE the cheapest option, to play games that are 20-30 years old.

So I put 2 and 2 together, and decide this whole thing is pissing me off. Fuck it, I’ll just emulate the damn things…

Am I the only one confused by why a vacume needs a live video feed? Who’s sitting there thinking “I want to watch what my vacume sees!”

I’ve been trying to learn linux for like 15 years off and on.

I still don’t have a clue what I’m doing.

Hmmmmm. I should try drugs.

Welcome to the 2024. This year’s presidential election will have exclusive live coverage on election night, from your official election coverage team…The Onion. No word on if they’ll still deal in satire on the night, but it is confirmed that it will be absurd.

Contain coolant? Were these machines internally air conditioned???

What if it weren’t a donation? What if the situation were a once annual subscription where your use of the software is reliant on that subscription cost?

Yes, I realize KDE is still open source, but what if they did this anyways?

Hacker is probably funded by corporate book sellers who want IA shut down.

Literal last line of the post:

Same concept, different facists.

Literally the last line from the post:

Same concept, different facists.

So you’re saying revolt is about to have a shitton of russian users, which means it’s about to become a pro-russian war hub. You know what they say about nazis. Allow one nazi into your bar, and he’ll invite his friends. Soon enough, your bar isn’t a bar with a few nazis in it. It’s become a nazi bar.

Same concept, different facists.

Yeah, but the taxes would be too high…

distracts you with a shiney ball

I use the webpage. I’ve been here since May. I’ve never seen it down/slow. It sounds like your ISP is prioritizing preferred networks. Which is why people were fighting so hard in 2018 for Net Neutrality.

The media never covered it. Most people didn’t care. This is the result.

This is a lesson I teach people at my job. It’s called “people are people”. The basic jist is that YOU this this way, and someone else, who isn’t you, thinks this other way. The things you find important in life, may not be a priority for others.

Personally, I place a great importance in staying current with events about companies or politicians trying to take away freedoms, or invade their privacy for the sake of making a profit.

However, my sister is like “oh yeah! Let me just do this 23andme test!”. When I explained what she had just done, she didn’t care. When I explained to my mom that her putting my info into facebook invades my privacy against my consent, she didn’t care. They both think I’m over reacting. They think it’s some silly conspiracy theory that companies would use data of peoples personal info for profit.

They don’t think like I do. Whatever your most basic common sense fundamental beliefs are, there are people, probably in your life, who don’t give a shit about those things.

People are people.

There is no one definition of what a person is. There are currently something like 7-8 billion definitions of what a person is. And it’s always changing. Some die off, others are born. Each individually self defined. And those definitions can change over time. My sister in her 20s was a party animal. Out till 3am. Every weekend. Not doing drugs, but certainly drinking.

Now she’s in her 50s with a 13 year old daughter, and suddenly the world is full of scary people! She’s in bed by 9pm, sometimes earlier. No partying. Maybe a midevening attendance of a play, with a glass of wine…but certainly not at a club partying till 3am! Her definition of who she is, and her self definition has changed since the 90s. That’s what people do.

There will be people similar minded to you. There will be others who aren’t. You can disagree with the similar minded people on certain topics, and find common ground on other topics with the people you thought you were nothing like.

People are people.

Does that answer have anything to do with the great vehicular hobo massacre of 1988?

No?

You’d be surprised how often it’s relevant, but kept virtually a secret.