Give a man a fish, feed him for a day, give a man a suicidal fish give him PTSD for a lifetime.

There’s nothing from this commentor to suggest that THEY eat meat. The only thing we know about them is that they’re an idiot.

You are.

And I’m Lost_My_Mind

And this kitty cat is named Ted.

Yep. Whole big world out there. Everybodys got a name. That’s how they track you.

In the 90s, I was a teenager. I cranked out so many loads to the scrambled porn channel.

Then one day it came in perfectly clear. Turns out it was the home and garden channel

Why does that actually look really good?

I would love it if Iran asked Pete Hegseth to check with the 2006 Time Magazine person of the year with who does that to their country/citizens.

Huh…would you look at that. FINALLY floridaman says something I can agree on.

Oh…nevermind, he’s back to his old ways. He just put a strapon on an alligator, and is attempting to get pegged.

And now he’s giving the alligator bath salts.

We’re hurting the right people and haven’t hurt them enough.

Uhhhhh…you wanna clarify that last part?

Does your friend need anymore friends? I don’t want a mug. I just want a friend who’s the kind of person who cares enough about their friends to even think to do this.

Yeah. I can believe that forces within the human brain could help AI reduce it’s power consumption.

Step 1) Turn off AI.

Step 2) There is no step 2.

At least, that’s what my brain thought.

Is it sensitive enough to touch my self

Oh no…

esteem without damaging it?

Oh. I thought you were going in a whole different direction there…

Once.

I still maintain the 2024 election was rigged. Not because I’m a sore loser, but because before the election trump was bragging that they rigged the election.

To be fair, if you got on hold with HP support on the day the article was published, you’d still be onhold today.

Well, not for guys it doesn’t. It comes out of the balls!

Legally? Maybe not.

But Col Sanders left KFC after selling a business he created with his own secret reciepe. Then after he sold it, he watched the new owners use his image to sell an inferior chicken product.

So he started up another new chicken resteraunt using the original reciepe. Legally he couldn’t call it KFC, but that doesn’t change the fact that it was the original KFC reciepe.

Hows that phrase go? A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.

Call things whatever word you want, it’s still the same thing in the end.

Back to the mines, slave!

…Well I’m fairly sure this comment isn’t AI generated. Usually with AI, I at least understand the projected message.

Here, I’m fairly certain that not all of those are even real words! Who just sits there and makes up fake words, as if they were real? Hmmph. A real loser, that’s who!

…covfefe.

What about taxes? Can you help me do my taxes? I’m trying to do it myself, but it’s asking me to fill in the lines from Schedule II, and I don’t know what that is! My numbers add up, and either my refund is 42 billion dollars, or $0. In either event, I fear I’ve screwed this up.

Well, that runs into a different problem with the same results.

Sure, GOOGLE can’t hinder you from installing apps, but the fact that nobody has heard of these OS’s before means your selection of available apps is what hinders your ability to install apps.

Yeah, but you guys don’t have any ghosts in your city! So…Who ya gonna call???