The knee bone’s connected to the leg bone.
The leg bone’s connected to the hip bone.
The hip bone’s connected to my…wrist watch. Uh-oh.
The knee bone’s connected to the leg bone.
The leg bone’s connected to the hip bone.
The hip bone’s connected to my…wrist watch. Uh-oh.
Just as long as you leave the fry kids alone.
And remember…nothing can kill The Grimace.
Hey there! Hi there! Ho there!


No, seriously. What is this? You post a random picture of a hotel’s pool area. What are we supposed to get from that?
You know…birds are actually very intelligent. And some of them actually are very good at remembering faces.
Crows will even teach their young who they trust, and who to divebomb.
Now you may be thinking that I’m going to say that crows teach their young to poop on your car. But that’s not true. Birds don’t have a spincter. Which means they can’t close their butthole.
Basically if a bird has to poop, there is a 100% chance they are pooping right now. So no. Birds cannot target you with their poop.
What they can do however is refuse to send you an invitation to the social event of the season. The “Going South Gala”. Where we all gather at the park, and engage in random groupings of people to perform oral sex on each other while birds watch and rate our performances. And thats not even to speak of the grandest gathering of the year, The Grand Big Ball. We get 1000 guys, and 2000 girls. The girls group up, two to a guy. One girl on each ball. And they suck and lick, and compete with each other over who’s the BJ queen.
Then the birds all rate the girls. The girl with the lowest score is then divebombed by all the birds until she’s dead. What? You never heard of a murder of crows before? Oh what am I saying? You don’t get to go to The Grand Big Ball!
Silly me!


What about MY sanity???
Can’t sleep clowns will masturbate me…
Can’t sleep clowns will masturbate me…
Can’t sleep clowns will masturbate me…


Nope. If it were, my name would have mod status here. Which it doesn’t. Also…fuck AI!


Please stop being a stereotype.
I like Lemmy. I don’t like any of those things. Well…ok, I like beans, but only raw. Preferably freshly grown.
Point is, if you limit the image of what Lemmy is, outsiders will say “Well I don’t give a fuck about Linux, or Star Trek. I guess I don’t belong here…”
And yes, I do acknowledge that your interests are ALSO valid, and deserve their own communities. I just think the only way Lemmy grows is if the answer to the question “Whats on Lemmy?” is “Everything”.
…what kind of niche hobbies?
I’m so lost. Who is this? What’s the context?


My takeaway from this was “YoutubeTV is still a thing? I assumed that died a decade ago…”
Hmmmmm. Hey guys! It’ll be really easy to steal things from this guys house on black Friday. All you gotta do is be quiet. He’s going to eat himself into a coma on Thanksgiving!!!
…I want free hugs!
Sorry, that was me. Your flesh just looked delicious, and I thought “Well, I COULD go for some tasty drinking of the blood of the innocent…”
You just wouldn’t be as tasty if you had murdered someone and were guilty.
You know…you didn’t have to say that! Now I’m hungry for, and excited to try a pizza edible that doesn’t exist!
Great. Now I’m hungry AND sober…


Glad I never had tiktok and all it’s bullshit.


No no. It’ll still be seen by thousands before it’s taken down.


Blocked in 23 states, unless you want to hand over your digital ID.
Bazzite seems to be the go-to answer for linux gaming.
Though, shouldn’t it not matter? It’s all linux. It should all perform just the same.