Sometimes I like to imagine guys with a hoot fetish getting into a west side story brawl with guys who have a hand fetish. The hand guys snap their fingers to the beat. And the foot guys hop on one foot and snap their toes to the beat.

My brain is weird.

a drunk guy yelling at the menu for being disrespectful to his invisible wife

God I hope this was captured by all angles from peoples cell phones, and uploaded to youtube.

I mean, it’s just like the 1980s. You could request to sit in the non-smoking section, but let’s be real, the whole building smelled of smoke no matter how far away you sat. Same thing here. You’re going to catch a bit of second hand murder viewing. That’s just how it goes sometimes.

Is 6 stars an option?

Wait…hold on.

So you’re telling me that when Hailey and Roger have sex, you see Roger, full grey skin, but then you see the penis, and it’s either a black penis, or more of a peach color.

Either way, it’s not grey.

That sounds like it would really break the immersion.

What are you doing to those poor cows???

I just shipped my pants!

This image makes me cry…

“And for you?”

“I’ll have a Coke”

“Is Pepsi ok?”

“No…NO!!! IT’S NOT OK!!! NOTHING IS OK!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEEE???”

runs out of the resteraunt sobbing

“…I don’t think that was about the Pepsi…”

There isn’t even anyone to cheer for!

Like…can they all lose somehow? Maybe you shake down amazon for 3 billion dollars, but then somehow it gets lost, and pays off cancer victims medical debt? I’d like that outcome.

Edit: can someone explain the logic of people downvoting cancer victims getting their medical debt payed off? I’d LOVE to hear someone justify why cancer victims deserve to drown in debt.

No. Of coarse not. Everybody says they hate pedophiles, but nobody does anything about it…well, except that one guy in July 2024 in PA. That guy was almost a hero. A hero like Luigi. To quote Maxwell Smart: “Missed it by THAT much”

“There’s nothing in this rulebook that says dogs can’t play basketball, and no law binding dogs from murder. And he’s got a gun, so I’m going to let him play…”

Why the fuck does Peach need rescue if she has a better score than Mario???

Look man, I don’t know what to tell you. I tried growing plants, and feeding them Brawndo. It’s not fault stupid plants don’t want to stupid grow! I fed them electrolites and everything. Plants growing on their own is all a conspiracy. Factories grow plants. Everyone knows that!

In 2023 Ohio held a vote to legalize weed. Part of that bill was that business owners could sell lower quality delta 9 in places like gas stations, corner stores, ect. Drinks with THC were allowed at liquor stores. I’m not sure about bars, as I don’t go to bars.

That bill passed overwhelmingly. Legalized pot for everyone!

Well, we’re about 2.5 years since that happened, and without a vote, they have restricted parts of that bill.

Instead of 12 home grow plants, as the bill was passed with, the final legalization only allowed 6 from day 1. Now it’s 3.

Stores that are not dispenseries are no longer allowed to sell the lower grade stuff.

There are stores that popped up, purely to sell the lower grade stores. Then overnight are closed. No longer legal.

Mind you, all of this was approved in a vote, 2 years ago.

My point is, these republicans do not give ONE FUCK about what people want, and vote for. They’ll just change the rules and disregard the will of the people, and change the law without voting.

So 1% chance have a 100% chance if you don’t give a fuck about votes.

10 years ago? I can remember going to catholic school when I was 5, and my dads friends joking that the priest was going to get me, and rape me. I had no idea what that meant at the time, but that was the 1980s.

You’re not.

I have no proof, but you’re not wrong.

Year 2194:

“Well, it’s like my ol’ papy copilot always used to say… 2 + 2 = null.”

That can’t be true. We all know trump can’t count. He’s bankrupted THREE casinos! HOW THE FUCK CAN HE NOT MANAGE A CASINO, BUT CAN RIG AN AMERICAN ELECTION???

No, don’t. Everyone should leave.