Younger…older…I’m all ages and nonexistant at the same time. I am a simple concept. I am insanity. I have 47 arms, 362 penises, 926 vaginas, and 626 totally new genitalia of my own unique creation which I haven’t named yet.

I drive an F1 racecar to my job on the moon making space biscuits for cowboys and indians that fight each other on Jupitor.

Your mere mortal laws do not apply to me! I’m inside everybodys butthole, making it itch when you’re giving a public speech.

Because you touch yourself at night!

Maybe in 2018

Don’t

The thing I like about that, is 25 years ago they joked that “president trump wrecked the country, and now on her first day as president Lisa has to clean up trumps mess.”

People were let down by Biden not being a 4 fingered woman with a spikey hairdoo as the president after trump.

And now we’ll get a second chance for “the president after trump”.

We need a spikey haired lesbian with glasses, who’s always the smartest person in the room, but also easily swayed from her position because of social pressure of acceptance. Often to the detriment of others.

If anyone else believes in multiple universes, I feel like this was a split among the universes. Some universes killed sora. We’re one of those universes.

The other universes went with sora living on, and the fallout for decades over that shaping the creative digital landscape.

Which means SOMEWHERE exists an Earth, exactly like ours, except sora never died. Which means somewhere is an Earth that’s even worse than ours!

She’s right. I didn’t guess belly button at all! Didn’t see that coming.

…fud?

But Brawndo has the electrolites that plants crave!

Just in case the joke is too far of a stretch to make the connection, what I’m saying is the obvious simple solution isn’t profitable.

They’d rather sell you a solution that doesn’t actually work, then give you a solution that works that they can’t make profit on.

Wait…that part was real??? I thought oversimplified was just making a joke.

Oh boy. Have I got a treat for you

I have no idea. I was probably 5, and had birthday money.

Jerry drinks the blood of the innocent.

Only half?

Damn. My whole life could have been an email. An email that I’d ignore because it’s nothing important.

Plot twist, take the dollar in 5 million years. Then do everything you can to cause global extinction.

Then FINALLY have some free time, instead of working 3 full time jobs.

Yes I would absolutely kill all life on earth just to get some free time. Humans had their time, and they created a world that led to…this.

gestures broadly to everything

Wet soup

Username…relevant? I guess? This post makes me sad…

No. You need a cat because everyone needs TWO cats.

But, only two. Don’t get eight. That’s too many cats.

Womp womp

Mr owl, why are you looking away?

Who?

You.

Who?

YOU!

Who?

YOU MR OWL! I’M TALKING TO YOU!!!

Who?

AH FORGET IT!!! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU CAN’T ANSWER A SIMPLE QUESTION! I’M STILL WAITING TO FIND OUT HOW MANY LICKS IT TAKES TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP!!!