…are you still killing kids?

I’m just going to sit in the center, and barf everywhere, making a huge mess.

Took me waaaaay longer than it should have to realize “p. of c.” means “people of color”.

Still haven’t figured out if you’re censoring it, or if you think p. of c. is a faster way to abbriviate it.

Either way, that “shorthand” is stupid, and you should just write it out.

Targets for what??? Being brown? They need AI to confirm their racism? Was the old peter griffin white/not white chart not doing it for them anymore???

…ok, either you somehow have the ability to alter google results before I search for them, or this is some Bearenstein Bears Bullshit!

I SWEAR it was in 2012…wait, was Kony 2012 not in 2012? I remember them both happening in the same summer.

1980: “I bet there will be flying cars in the future!”

2026: “Oh…nonononononono. That would be far too dangerous. Not after 9/11.”

80: “9/11?”

26: “Yeah, they flew a bunch of planes into buildings, and blew up the pentagon, and the world trade center buildings, and an empty field in PA.”

80: “Why would they blow up an empty field?”

26: “Because those men and women inside that plane are HEROS!”

80: “I don’t understand…”

2020: “Hey guys!”

26: “Oh god! 1980, put this mask on. 2020 is here.”

80: “I don’t understand whats going on…”

2012 2016: "I just shot a gorilla, and altered the future!

20 and 26: “FUCK OFF 2012 2016!!!”

I’m 42. People were stupid all the way back in the 80s.

And based on the fact that people believe in religion, I would go so far as to say people have always been idiots.

how do you think your parents happened

Based on my childhood, I assume some satanic conjuring spell was involved.

Are you sure it’s funny? I can’t tell. It’s censored.

Tell ya what. I’LL do all the shady stuff. You just provide the capitol. Just give me $50 million dollars, and I’ll scam the idiots FOR you!

Money please! Money me now!

There*

The Tick approves.

Edit:Sorry, wrong comment.

(depending on your location)

In my location the price is N/A. We don’t have in and out burger in Ohio.

Didn’t see pistachios, don’t know what The Odysee is. No clue what aesop is.

And in general I don’t like anything high energy, which most dogs are.

My sisters dog is very high energy, very twitchy. But when I come over, she ignores everybody else, and wants to spend time with either me, or my elderly mom. My mom puts her on the seat on her walker, so she can’t run around the house.

I let her sit next to me, but I tell her “no licks”. And then I put my hand on her belly, and hold her close. I can feel her heart rate slowly drop. It goes from 500 beats a second, to a more normal pace, and she calms down. If all dogs were like maisey, I would like dogs. But most dogs will speed around 24/7.

No idea. I just know my sister gave me a CD she thought I would like because I had bought an Adam Sandler CD.

I did not like it.

I remember hearing them in 1998. It was all gutteral electronic noises. Sounded like my 56K modem getting post orgasm sensitivity torture.

Not sure what this is. What does it say about me if the only thing I like on the whole chart are cats.

And thats assuming we’re txlking about actudl cats. Not the movie or the musical. Those suck.

Zorin user here. As far as Linux goes, Zorin is good. Mint is also good.

No peasant! Feed us your data, that we promise won’t get leaked by the end of this sentence!