In what world do you live where billionsires face actual consequences?

Worst case scenario, Meta pays a small fine, and doesn’t even blink. The day just goes on.

Yessss, all crack must egg.

Nintendo LITERALLY invented that concept with Super Mario AllStars on the SNES.

C’mon. It’s not that hard. You’re making the assumption that Andy Stone is telling the truth, with a gotchya astrict.

What if…the big business just…LIES???

What about me? On the rare occasion I see an advertisement, I have no idea what I’m even seeing. I saw a commercial a few days ago when my adblock failed.

A woman running through a public park. A man hidden in bushes, in all black watching her with binoculars. More shots of her running. He slips down into the bushes. Screen goes black, and then plain white text. “He’s watching”.

WHAT THE HELL AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO BUY???

I mean, on day 1 they killed like 4 of the ATF guys. Shot them THROUGH the walls.

Only reason there weren’t more casualties on the ATF side, is because they immediately backed off after that and stayed several dozen yards back. Hard to aim at a target you can’t see, through walls, 70 yards away.

Not that I’m defending them. I’m just saying that yes, their guns WERE lethal, and they DID hold the government agents at bay. That siege went on 24/7 for like 3-4 months. It only ended when David Koresh just started killing everybody inside the compound, and burning everything.

I think the fact that bots are winning makes this whole thing a scam.

Like?

Can it at least be the magic bullet infomercial? The one where all the junkies wake up feeling like shit, and just want snacks, so they don’t even question why a random guy is in their kitchen demoing the magic bullet. They just want nachos, and smoothies. Until Carol comes down and wants to make more drinks.

Like…it’s 8am, and she’s bouncing down the stairs like “MARGARITAS PLEASE!!!”

Carol. You have a problem.

I see you’ve read my recent post on “The Crow”

Wait until people watch old shows from the 90s set in NYC, and there’s these two buildings in the skyline. But when you go to NYC, those buildings DON’T EVEN EXIST!!!

No no no, you’re not buying extra crunchy peanut butter

Oh, he just wants to do shots all night!

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…oh, sorry. He just GETS shot all night! Sorry for the confusion.

It’s the yeast of their problems!

Hi. I’m not part of this conversation, but I just wanted to say I like your cat!

…he could probably smuggle some drugs through the barbed wire.

What I’m hearing is to dig a waist size hole, and then shove your little brother in there.

Sooooooooooo…Lets say 2001 Angelina Jolie and 2001 Halle Barry walk into your room, strip naked, lay on your bed making out with each other.

You’re telling me your reaction would be indifferent/annoyed?

Like you wouldn’t immediately want to jump in???

You see that door marked “Pirate”??? Do you think a pirate lives in there???

She should put her new porces on her porch. Then amazon delivery people would be at a loss for how to do their job.

You come home, and ask why there’s a watermellon in your kids bed, and the window open.

Also, when most people hear “babysitter” they think some 16 year old girl. So instead, hire a 40 year old woman who’s looking to make ends meet. That way, after the prank is over, you’ve still helped someone.