Plot twist, take the dollar in 5 million years. Then do everything you can to cause global extinction.
Then FINALLY have some free time, instead of working 3 full time jobs.
Yes I would absolutely kill all life on earth just to get some free time. Humans had their time, and they created a world that led to…this.
gestures broadly to everything





Only half?
Damn. My whole life could have been an email. An email that I’d ignore because it’s nothing important.