I mean…yeah. I guess that IS pretty on brand here…

Damn! I’m impressed! Way to committ to the character.

Bells Palsy, maybe?

Oooooooh, a payday! I like peanuts!

No you won’t. Maybe a trial size…maybe…

Which model toughbook?

Dogs are trainable. Humans are stupid.

Cats are weird. One time I couldn’t find my two cats.

Turns out they were in the trash can, and taking a nap.

So I dumped wet cold spaghetti in the trash.

Never found them in the trash again.

Deleted by creator??? THIS ENTIRE THREAD WAS TAILOR MADE FOR YOUR EXACT USERNAME, AND YOU CHICKEN OUT???

Psssshhhhhh!!! Silly child. The world can take anything the humans can dish out. And if the world decides there needs to be another extinction level ice age, or another life ending meteor strike, so be it.

The world can take our best punch and no-sell it. Then respond with ending our lives. The world will be fine, and last billions more years. The humans on the other hand are like chihuahuas. Loud, mouthy, pushy, aggressive, but totally vunerable. Even if they’re too stupid to realize it.

Just ask the T-Rex what happens when you get mouthy. Oh wait, you can’t. They’re all dead.

Zorin user here. Might switch to Mint. Might not help, but after almost 2 years, I still don’t know what I’m doing.

Unless it’s flatpak.

But like, I have no idea how to update my bluetooth driver. And I really want to.

There are other utilities that I can’t install. It’s like the tools you need to install to make linux easy still need terminal to install.

It’s all “you’re missing prerequesits. They won’t be installed”.

So you need to be smart enough in linux to install the tools to make it easy, but if you knew how to install the tools, you wouldn’t need them.

64??? That means he must have been a teenager, or barely 20 when he made double dragon! Didn’t that come out in arcades in the early 80s?

Be sure to record her laughter!

Hey! Whoa! That’s not fair to claim that trumps book and the bussiness style employed in that book relates to this situation! That’s totally an unfair thing to say! After all, the guy who wrote that book has nothing to do with the way trump does bussiness!

Coke dealers, not great people.

Yeah, gotta lock Santa up.

I mean, if you’re going to criticize the source material, at least get it right! The toys are made in the north pole by elves. They just printed “made in China” on all the toys for no reason! The bigger issue is the fact that Santa is single handedly keeping the coal industry alive by sourcing it exclusively to give to bad kids. “Here is a small sample of an inferior fuel supply. If you pressurize it hard enough it may become diamond.”

At least, that’s what I said when I got coal. I was going to pressurize it, and it was going to become diamond, and then I’d buy all the toys! Fuck you Santa! You just gave me a fetch quest!

So I kept sitting on this coal, and nothing kept happening, on account of how science doesn’t work. So in the end, I never got a pair of moon boots. Which is for the best, as they were later recalled for breaking the ankles of children who wore them.

Ah the 80s. What a dangerous time to be alive. Just like how the 70s were a dangerous time. And the 60s were a dangerous time. And the 90s were a dangerous time. And the 2000s were a dangerous time. And the 2010s were a dangerous time. And right now is a dangerous time.

Guys…we might just be a bunch of violent apes, cosplaying as an intelligent species. Every decade is a dangerous decade, except it really feels like the world isn’t getting less dangerous, but it IS getting dumber. Hopefully the planet itself will soon decide to just expel us all from existence with another ice age, or randomly everything is 800 degrees. The important thing, is that we kill all the humans.

What if lemmy is the only website I use?

Calling BraveLittleHitatchiWand!

Wow. A few weeks ago when you said you were up for anal, you weren’t kidding!

pets the kitty