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I thought it was $35?

Well, today IS today. At least it wasn’t a rickroll.

Here, check THIS out instead!

There’s a chance of anything at any time.

For example, yesterday there were tornados here. A lot of people lost power. I live in an apartment building.

Floors 1-4 have power. Floors 5-7 no power. I can’t explain HOW that’s possible, but clearly there was a chance.

This is how physics work.

Not for the people watching at home on pay per view!

no one wants hundreds of disgusting abominations risen from the dead.

Uhhhhh, hold on. I need to buy a cruise ship ticket, and bring a triangle! I absolutely want to bring a swarm of human killing zombies to life. Also, I need the cruise ship to be empty besides me, and crew. We need the space to bring all the zombies aboard, and then bring them all to America. Where they’ll be free to kill all the humans.

Yes. I absolutely DO want this! Booking cruise ship now.

Stop posting censored shit stuff on the internet.

Let me ask you this. What are steam doing to try to be a monopoly?

Because the way I see it, Nintendo at one time took distinctive actions to ENSURE they remained a monopoly. Then Sega threatened that.

Then Sega a few years later shot themselves in the foot with confusing console stratagy. 32X, and the SegaCD were absolute failures because everyone knew the Saturn was around the corner. Then they shot themselves in the foot AGAIN by just dumping the Saturn on retailers doorsteps, in some cases at 3AM when nobody was even at the stores, with no prior warning. Just dump it at their door and hope for the best. Well, CONSUMERS didn’t even know they were in stores. And even people with preorders didn’t know. This was just in the early days of the internet, and long before social media. So it’s not like if this happened today, everyone would know when they check their social media. Nope. It was said that some customers just didn’t know for months, simply because if you weren’t physically in the store, you didn’t know. Some stores took phone numbers for the preorders, the majority did not. A lot of pre-orders were cancelled over this.

Nintendo shot themselves in the foot by partering up with Sony to create the Nintendo Play Station. (Two words). It was to use Sonys CD technology, and be a massive upgrade in storage. Well after reading the contract, Nintendo lawyers discovered that Sony could not only create their own games, but they could liscense the technology to other 3rd parties with zero control over who gets to release software for it. Worst of all, Sony, not Nintendo, would recieve all money from software sold on the Nintendo Play Station. So they backstabbed Sony, and tried again with Phillips. Phillips was to create a Super Nintendo addon. Sega had the SegaCD, and Nintendo felt left out. So they tried creating the Super Nintendo version of the SegaCD. It went very poorly. The end result of this ended up being the Phillips CD-i, which was less of a Nintendo console, and more of a Phillips console liscensing Nintendo characters. To this day, Nintendo has never reclaimed their monopoly, due to trying to kill Sega, they created Sony’s Playstation.

Sony created a monopoly by including a dvd player in the PS2 during a time nobody had a dvd player. It worked. But that was the only thing they did to create the monopoly. It’s not like Nintendo in the 80s, when they told 3rd parties they could either put a game on Atari, or they could put one on the NES. Sony lost their dominance with the PS3 by charging $700, at a time the Xbox360 was charging $400.

And Microsoft lost their dominance by just not having anything exclusive worth playing. Then they had the “everything is an xbox” campaign, which totally backfired.

But Steam? I don’t see them as doing anything to create a monopoly. I see them as a simple software store that sells all PC games. They’ve entered the console space in recent years with the steamdeck. But it’s nothing that creates a monopoly. Personally I find the steamdeck to be overpriced. The thing that gives them a monopoly is that they offer crazy deep sales, but publishers have to agree to those sales. Steam can’t mark Factorio down to $2.00 without the publishers consent (which in that case they do NOT consent to sales).

All I see Steam doing is offering quality products, at reasonable prices, without bullshit.

Epic games is FULL of bullshit in their customer service.

And GOG isn’t full of bullshit, but their library is limited, and always will be limited to publishers who consent to them selling drm-free games. For this reason alone, gog can never compete with steam.

So, yes, Steam HAS a monopoly, but I see it as a result of two things.

1. Everybody else keeps shooting themselves in the foot.

2. On consoles you keep the game for that console. When a new console comes out, MAYBE you get backwards compatibility for 1-2 generations. Usually 1 more. With Steam, you could have bought a game 20 years ago, and bought 20 new PC’s since then. Your purchases will still work.

In either event, I don’t see this as Valve being malicious at any point to create a monopoly. It can easily be taken away from them by someone else doing the same things they did. Offer a generous library, complete with modern releases, regular sales, and supurb customer service. It just so happens that everybody else is too greedy and/or stupid to attempt this.

So in your words, what is Valve doing wrong that makes you think they’re creating an unfair monopoly?

When I was in high school we were drunk and high, specifically TO do this stuff.

Instead of a gorilla suit, I had this monster head. And a full body furry chicken costume. So it looked like a 6 foot deformed mutant chicken, and I’d make horrible chicken noises as I chased people coming out of the bar. The bar was next to KFC that my friend worked at. So at 2am, as the bar is letting out, they hear the KFC drive through speaker making angry chicken noises. Then they look over, and just see a shadowy figure walking around a dark KFC.

THEN FOR NO REASON IT EXITS THE DOOR WINGS FLAPPING AND LOUD NOISES AS THE DEMENTED MUTANT CHICKEN RUNS RIGHT AT THEM!!!

Most people laughed, but my favorite reaction was the woman who spent 2000% too much effort in making herself look pretty for the bar. Dress too tight to walk. High heels too high to walk. Eye lashes too long to see. Nails too long to…do things with your fingers. And then I come barreling straight for her. She tried to run, but instantly fell down crying, and peed herself.

Never seen a reaction like that before or after.

If you think it is priced too high, then it is your choice to not purchase, and we hope that with enough time, and extra development, we will be able to convince you of its value.

No. It just convinces me to pirate.

Right now, we’re considering implementing something akin to the date pickers that were ubiquitous when signing up for internet services in the early 2000s where it’s just an honor system.

If you implement that, I switch to a fork that removes it.

Bleach is for laundry, and brake fluid goes on a shelf next to the blinker fluid. For when you run out.

Jim Jones style.

And now we’re living in the “future” the terminator came back in time from. Yes, terminator was running on copilot. Scary, isn’t it?

So would a pug, with the lack of air.

Actually, pretty sure that was 1940s Germany humor.

…actually it wasn’t humor to them.

Are you saying these women are prostitutes?

That’s just called a single dad.

“I fucked you are mom”.

Damn. That really changes the tone of the song…