Is there a drug that gives you visions of the future?

Oh boy, I love powdered sugar!

Again that means they don’t want anyone to report or fix security plot flaws.

I wouldn’t want to engage in anything freaky with anyone wearing fake nails. Is probably get one broken off under my skin and get an infection or something.

Oh that sound was just the radiator banging. Wait a second, we have electric heat…

It does give them justification, which honestly might actually be worst. Because if they can justify their decisions to be horrible people, even if only to themselves, there’s nothing they won’t do. Getting around cognitive dissonance is the real trick, and religion is a really effective excuse in that regard. People have been using it for thousands of years for that exact purpose.

Damn. That’s the face of a man that aliens would take a look at and go nope not abducting this one.

I hope that Charizard was worth it.

Needs more Joker. Not the meme, the literal, actual Joker.

Oh hey I know this guy. He hangs out by the school up the street.

So, Elon.

I can’t believe he wrote an entire paragraph without mentioning wizards and their staves.

Why did I have to judge someone wearing size 9s!?

But are the rich people Jewish? I wouldn’t want to promote a harmful stereotype.

Has anyone explained to this idiot that we invented punching and wrestling thousands of years before the UFC existed?

You don’t expect him to remember what he said 7 whole hours ago, do you?

My attitude towards all sportsball games.

Is it the hydrogen or the oxygen?

What is _wrong_with some people? At least they’re not eating kiwi fruit skin.