can’t wait for the absolutely bonkers technique arms race between corporate facial recognition tech devs and makeup artist cyberpunks
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
can’t wait for the absolutely bonkers technique arms race between corporate facial recognition tech devs and makeup artist cyberpunks
Kubuntu is like wearing a condom because you have to
(it’s the only thing that consistently boots on my weird Samsung laptop. everything else intermittently boot loops…)
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fuck i haven’t fed my eyrie in like 14 years 💀
them motherfuckers down the street got 🅱️ones in they shit!
ugh everyone knows that babies don’t always contain asbestos, just a lot of geological baby deposits are adjacent to asbestos and it contaminates the mined product
the… the bottle hack is for things like popcorn kernels that you can pour…
whoever closes a bread with the bottle hack is the true evil hiding in plain sight
as a former deli worker i wish everyone who orders chipped anything a very fuck you
Paul just watching his brother like :0
😂
one’s environment can have a pretty big impact on what one eats and how often one gets to move
as someone who regularly brings a literal suitcase of bagels back from NYC to my uncivilized home state, I know the exact feeling you mean
(protip to be un-fire-able: bribe coworkers with new york bagels)
carpet doesn’t kill people, interior designers kill people
Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re a bottom!
I like the idea of a sandwich cookie but always find them disappointing. I want a gourmet version made by some hipsters
“vaccine Georg is an outlier and should not have been coubted”
I’m a biologist and can confirm I get like, so much sex. I do sex so often I make bacteria jealous! Yeah, biologists definitely fuck. Yeah.
It’s not the high speed corridor we need, want, or deserve, but fuck at least it’s A high speed corridor. One that will presumably make a shit ton of money in both fares and casino revenues. So maybe it’ll convince Americans that it’s a good investment and maybe we oughtta, idk, BUILD MORE OF THEM
I would gladly decorate with a real skeleton as they’re biodegradable non-petroleum products but my mom said I’m not allowed