I’m only calling them out because she obviously has work done and it looks insane

If it helps I didn’t marry an asexual woman and I still get none.

Sucks to be me, plus a kid!

Tis the season! 🤞🤞

Either way, I bet they are “cut-able” and have lots of expensive metals inside

Closed doors, specifically

Those eyes are insane

I’d cut off my leg to attach a peg for the opportunity to be a pirate over my current job

No but you must drink anyway

Damn I guess I don’t know millionaire old people

Something the boomers took away from us when they retired

And old people don’t have $30 for a movie ticket

I find women so attractive that I don’t care if they have a dick or not. Damn

Yeah but it happened a year earlier than planned!

Yeah that’s why there is a passing lane, get it off it if you’re not passing. It’s not a hard concept

Until you meet someone with nothing to lose. Hope you don’t live in the usa. Traffic shootings are on the rise

Go the flow of traffic or gtfo

You can have mine

Just find the air intakes and get creative

Oh yeah forgot about rim jobs. Fucking Tony

For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.