What if I told you they already have?
What if I told you they already have?

1am – anything is possible 🥹
7am – but not today
I’m impressed that they have kept it legal to possess a functional guillotine
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They should have theit own cap-and-trade system



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In this job market they only go after the most enthusiastic candidates
Downloading Windows software in 2010 vibes
Ah I thought I’d seen it somewhere. Strong DISCO vibes
Unfortunately for you, democracy manifested
A girl at my work had an overnight shift the day the clocks changed and I felt so bad for her having to work an extra hour
Naked to the elements
I live in England and this level of certainty that you won’t run into anyone is simply unfathomable to be
I can’t believe that humanity hasn’t got an explanation for this yet
Do you still feel a phantom hand in your head?
I thought the diarrhea didn’t come until the hangover