Fittingly, breaks a Window to get in

Who was this simon anyway?

Russian “We were all slowly dying anyway”

Finally, a legitimate use for AI

Yeah, they are actively talking to me as my brain is booting. At least they’re the first ones to talk on the call, so you have at least that time to gain your bearings

What did you service?

Would it still be legal tender?

Back when Windows 3.1 only supported BMP and maybe JPG

Bruh imagine being woken up by a phonecall (night owls will relate)

Does look nice

Come on, surely you don’t believe there are no people in between ‘running their own docker server’ and ‘tiktok addicted iPhone user with 5 streaming subscriptions’?

So long as it works!

Ahh ofc. What I’ve found useful is for my alarm to play a spoken word internet radio channel. The constant flow of information gradually wakes my brain up.

Nice

I can’t be bothered to tinker with that stuff. I need someone to offer me a flatpak

Sex while communist must be crazy

Yes I know him he’s MY boyfriend

Not anymore x

Woah that’s unique! Do you have a tiny phone or did you just crank the scaling up?

Seasoned Lemmings will remember