I thought the diarrhea didn’t come until the hangover

What if I told you they already have?

1am – anything is possible 🥹
7am – but not today 🫩

Oh

I’m impressed that they have kept it legal to possess a functional guillotine

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They should have theit own cap-and-trade system

New emoji discovered

In this job market they only go after the most enthusiastic candidates

to remove

Downloading Windows software in 2010 vibes

Ah I thought I’d seen it somewhere. Strong DISCO vibes

Unfortunately for you, democracy manifested

A girl at my work had an overnight shift the day the clocks changed and I felt so bad for her having to work an extra hour

Naked to the elements

On your fingers

I live in England and this level of certainty that you won’t run into anyone is simply unfathomable to be

I can’t believe that humanity hasn’t got an explanation for this yet

What font is this?

Do you still feel a phantom hand in your head?

Zbyszek, Colchester