

I like to think that that’s actually her, trying to scam us out of money, and I feel a kind of vicarious pride for her as a woman who doesn’t even have to touch a real dick to get paid, while the rest of us chumps are over here with our shitty jobs. Obviously the reality of the situation isn’t great, but in my head she’s a Robin Hood kind of folk hero.
There isn’t one for most people. You just have to go to work or be homeless. Maybe go to school so work is slightly less ass, but even that’s a luxury many can’t afford.