Edit: Last night and this morning 100% reassured me that the internet remains undefeated and unfuckwithable.
The reaction to the Trump/Clinton blowjob rumor was easily the funniest thing that has happened in like, a decade. For several hours, I couldn’t turn anywhere, on any social media platform without seeing thousands upon thousands of memes about it. It got to the point for a while where I literally couldn’t see anything except memes about that, on any social media platform that I use. Just…endless memes about trump sucking Clinton cock. It was absolutely incredible. I don’t even think that it actually ever happened. But the fact that like two billion people latched on to it and immediately began relentlessly making fun of it is a beautiful thing. It was the most unhinged shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and I’m old. It was beautiful.
Wait… what?
What the hell is going on?
So both presidential candidates in 2016 have sucked off a previous president
What a time to be alive
now it all makes sense…
I downloaded hundreds lol
Guys… What if this was the reason he didn’t want the Epstein files released? He doesn’t care about everyone knowing he’s a pedo; he just doesn’t want anyone to know he literally sucks cock.
That makes so much sense actually
It actually makes more sense tbh. Being queer is far worse to fascists than being a pedophile rapist. This is especially damning when the person he sucked off is prominent in the conspiracy theories he depended on for the past decade.
I wonder if this is the real reason he hates Hilary?
Wow. That was not on my bingo card 😂🤣.
What are the odds Clinton tried to convince everyone he came across to suck him off?
And yes, pun intended.
Bill Clinton got that rizz
His base will be like: Real men suck cock!
Kinda like when that Proud Boy leader stuck a dildo up his ass during a live call
Eww you guys fuck pussies?
Gaaaaay
We’ve been saying it all along! Make America Gay Again!
I doubt this one. It would require that Trump ever would care about the pleasure of anyone other than himself.
Donny boy has GI issues, the diaper wear. GI issues can come from a lot of things, one major thing being stimulant abuse, like cocaine and meth. The 80s-90s was well known for their cocaine abuse, especially in the business setting.
So I guess what I’m saying is… Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Some people find power in performing a “submissive” act.
Other just find it nice to SCHLORP GHHLOORP GUUUGK SCHLORP.
Different uh… strokes for different folks.
The implication, then, is that he really likes to suck dick.
A dollar was dangled in front of him!
dunno ive seen his double bj dance
On the other hand, he does listen to the Village People quite a bit and apparently puts most of his time and energy into interior decorating…
and that dance is pure muscle memory…
Also avoids drinking. Maybe he just can’t control teh gay if he takes a few.
Giving head is often enjoyable
tell that to my wife. plz
Oh, she already knows.
Trump is a narcissist. He would only care about how he could benefit from sucking Clinton’s cock.
People with NPD are subhuman filth
Not all of them, since there are those with it who do try to change. But they’re so few that they’re basically outliers.
If I had a nickle for every time a sitting president was shamed because Bill Clinton got a blowjob, I’d have 2 nickles. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
What happened?
Bill Clinton was impeached in 1998 after it came out that a white house intern, Monica Lewinsky, had been giving him blowjobs, and now this.
He was impeached because he lied about having an affair with an intern. Not because of the act.
The Ken Starr report that lead to Clinton’s impeachment begs to differ.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starr_Report
Many of the details reveal highly personal information; many are sexually explicit…Because Starr’s office allegedly leaked portions to press about sexual details that were mentioned in his report, he was criticized for using the scandal as a political maneuver and was charged for violating legal ethics by presenting information irrelevant to an investigation as evidence of legal wrongdoing.
That report is ten times the size of the 9-11 report btw.
Reading the charges now is hilarious considering Trump is guilty of the same hundreds, possibly thousands of times over.
He was impeached for daring to be a Democrat when the Republicans had an axe to grind. Monica didn’t even work at the white house yet when Ken Starr started his investigation.
Whatever, slick Willie was a sexual predator.
Aww, it’s so quaint these days!
No, he was impeached for lying to Congress about it.
If he had just said, “Yeah, Monica blew me,” he would have been fine.
Lol. If he’d said that the Repuglicunts would have impeached him for infidelity. He was in a no win situation.
…and he very, very carefully threaded the needle and chose his words to avoid perjury. It’s why he had questions like asking them to define “sexual relations” (the definition they gave didn’t include oral, so he did not have sexual relations with her by their definition) and what the definition of “is” was (specifically does it mean currently or does it include at any time in the past).
Back then the Republicans still pretended to respect the Constitution. Infidelity isn’t a crime, and committing a crime is a requirement for impeachment per the Constitution.
Infidelity is not an impeachable offense. Perjury is.
Would it have been an even bigger scandal? Maybe.
an impeachable offense is whatever the house says it is
No, it has to be for a high crime or misdemeanor. Cheating on your wife isn’t illegal.
His popularity soared higher, the lower his pants went. I seen it.
And he won against congress in that impeachment.
i was there i seen’t it too
We old. We remember the impact, the cultural shift…of the ninja turtle.
Oh please ye unknowable ancient powers of chaos and chance, let this email be the reason he takes the Hitler Express.
My main question is why Clinton would even accept receiving such an act from such a …character… Surely he had better options available???
It’s about power not sexual attraction. It’s a submissive act to blow someone and they get off on that. What it really says is Epstein has enough power over him that it’s talked about as just another day.
My guess?
Drugs, alcohol, and availability.
Power. It’s about power amongst the elite.
I dunno Clinton likes em ugly
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and blow somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”
Must be a tall blowjob recipient?
Or they’re standing on something.
Good point.
Perhaps a long-pp individual.
Wait, this is real? What the fuck
I legitimately don’t know and I’m afraid to search it, please send help
Searching it on Google increases the trend and likelihood of being an auto fill search, especially if you type “Trump gave Clinton a blowjob” so it gets suggested for any Trump search
Searching it is praxis, you’re obligated to do it.
Based
Its real, It’s head cannon now.
😎
i saw something that looked like those emails what claimed this, but i have not devoted time to vetting it.
I’m going to be upset if this is what gets him impeached
