Green bacon.

Happy possum

Signal? Dude, I don’t want nonstop getting updates about the war plans of the Trump administration ;-)

Only if you’re out of toilet paper.

In bear culture, they call that a dick move.

The flesh light fish.

Wholesome.

Firefox and UBlock origine.

I like juggling, so I’ll take two.

How big does this pool need to be? An Olympic swimming pool?

What’s your favorite faction of 40k?

They better don’t disobey their lord and master, or I’ll pee over the shoebox that is their home again.

Quantity has a quality on its own.

Infinite negative numbers.

And they glow in the dark!

I’ll guess then that they’ll prefer the salt mines above me. Those little bastards, playing for dead! I will shave all their beards!

First, you have to remove the dead gnomes. Straight to the compost heap, not in the regular garbage! Cause nature and stuff …

Even worse! They’re all nude!

I wonder what a live dice poops …

A hole in the air.