Edit: Last night and this morning 100% reassured me that the internet remains undefeated and unfuckwithable.
The reaction to the Trump/Clinton blowjob rumor was easily the funniest thing that has happened in like, a decade. For several hours, I couldn’t turn anywhere, on any social media platform without seeing thousands upon thousands of memes about it. It got to the point for a while where I literally couldn’t see anything except memes about that, on any social media platform that I use. Just…endless memes about trump sucking Clinton cock. It was absolutely incredible. I don’t even think that it actually ever happened. But the fact that like two billion people latched on to it and immediately began relentlessly making fun of it is a beautiful thing. It was the most unhinged shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and I’m old. It was beautiful.


On the other hand, he does listen to the Village People quite a bit and apparently puts most of his time and energy into interior decorating…
and that dance is pure muscle memory…
https://tenor.com/view/trump-dance-ymca-gif-19059229
Also avoids drinking. Maybe he just can’t control teh gay if he takes a few.