When no one else gets me, OozingPositron gets me

If a lady made a group chat with me and a bunch of verified-beautiful boys I would take it as an opportunity to fuck them because I’m bisexual. It’s like DoorDash but for hot dudes in my DMs with an icebreaker already established

I only write jokes to appeal to socially isolated misogynistic gamer incels so that I can ask them for money on my nightly feminist rekt compilation reaction Twitch streams but okay

I dont tell people that my jokes are jokes to confuse nonnative english speakers

How you gonna roast a dude who just called you beautiful? It’s an opening, literally no exclusivity involved. Why would you be upset he said the same thing to other ladies?

Sigh Femoids are heartless.

He’e probably say something about how all that debt will force him to grind harder. Guy earned $13/hr and lived alone and somehow found a lender to approve a 96-month lease on a basically new 4Runner, and that’s what he said when we all understandably gave him shit for his financial acumen

“AI companies,” i think you mean your retirement savings managers

This is an actual argument a “sigma grindset” coworker gave me once, specifically about being away from distracting women and just around other men who want to make money, and he’s in prison for sexual battery so I guess he’s happy now

This guy cant even get his bastard children out of their sweatpants for a family photo and he’s apparently tough enough to be secretary of war? Okayy, guess I should start learning Mandarin

Reformed b/tard here and I’ve got to say this just really isnt the forum. Most people on Lemmy dont want it to be another reddit BTW. Not many pages here entertain that kind of stupid edginess

Isn’t there one whose final words are “ruh-roh raggy?”

I’m somewhere between 5 and 4 if I’m really trying. Never felt like a handicap or anything before

I would make sure to include that Elon Musk is an immigrant from Africa but otherwise, thats pretty much it

No idea where your downvote came from. The Kommunalka were horrible, it’s pure revisionist to say otherwise. They were originally constructed to house rural peasants who had been drafted from the countryside to work in urban industry. Multiple families per apartment, etc. etc., with no other choice because that’s you were given.

Pretty much everywhere does. Turns out “unadorned gian box of apartments” is about the most efficient way to build housing.

I know it’s been demolished because of mismanagement, but here’s the Pruitt-Igoe complex in the USA.

They wanted to build housing for everyone that still gave them a good quality of life.

Uhhh I would suggest actually reading about the Kommunalka and survivors accounts. Multiple families per apartment, sometimes multiple families per room if it was that one family worked day shifts and the other at night, it was not at all uncommon for people to be designated a stairwell or closet to live in during the depression(s).

Silence we will nuke you.

Went out for drinks the other day. Asked the bartender for a rum and coke.

She asked if Pepsi is okay.

I said “Sure.”

Imagine the look on my face when this blonde bottle jockey pours Pepsi and Coke in a glass and hands it over to me.

I understand what you’re saying (I think) but you know that… you can kill everyone, right? The worst the game does is throw a few more enemies at you (to kill) and some moral characters say mean things to you. Pretty standard RPG mechanics, IMO. It’s just a choice and like I said, the narrative framing sets you up to be a highly-trained stealthy assassin, not some mass-murdering juggernaut. But you can do that if you want

Similarly I could not use the tools the game gives me

Offers* you. There’s even an achievement for completing the game with just a sword and pistol, no upgrades or powers ;) Choices!!

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