think of it like this. everyone thinks you’re an asshole, but I think you’re the asshole.

going for the nuclear option I see…

Corn me up, snake

listen here you little shit…

yeah but he was granted clemency in Florida

1980’s F-250 built like a Sherman.

wish I could say when we die, but that could be when they truly begin…

this is what happens when corpos take over your standards and compliance boards.

my mother has something like 8000 cookbooks she’s collected from the 1930s to around 2015.

I think I’m set.

don’t forget to add the lye to your gravy this year. it makes it way less lumpy.

use it in a 1:1 ratio with the amount of water you use.

man I’m glad I got my 96gigs last year. fuck this mess.

I’ll hold out until the bubble pops and pick it all up for pennies.

wait until they spring out a Jedi android with a lightsaber whip and talks like JarJar because someone at Disney wants to bring that dumbass fuckwit back “somehow”.

beware, I’ve heard there’s a predator in that meadow.

marketing is important. more important than a good product even.

still debatable.

I have to applaud gen z for one thing. never has there been a generation more willing to whore themselves out for the world to see. I’m not complaining, lots of “daddy issues” because they have zero positive male influences in their lives, I wonder how that will look 20-30 years from now…