so… a piss balloon?

with nowhere to run once those doors close…😬

I love this because it has the potential to make an incel implode.

what I think I look like

what I actually look like

hey, just because she puts a paper sack over her head doesn’t mean you get to be rude to her. she’s not a cum “dumpster”. she’s a cum receptacle.

no, she’s a Starbucks blonde frappé with soy milk.

if she really felt ragebaited she would have spanked him first.

she just wanted to crank him up, not shut him up.

typical brat behavior.

Sony turned so anti-consumer due to their PS4 dominance…

no, that’s just Sony.

anyone remember that time Sony installed rootkits on PCs that played their music CDs?

I mean…for $80 I’ll give you a poke and pills.

she’s a screamer.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWNBcE_Bf0iWB3Z8JyEcIMHiBYQLNLZ0A

I was an awkward youth and accidentally said something like this to my friends mother. I kept trying to correct myself and the phrasing just kept getting worse.

by the end of it she was deep crimson and my friend was begging me to stop.

she always treated me…differently after that.

didn’t the new exec come from their AI division?

you owe a bank $100k it’s your problem.

you owe a bank $100billion it’s their problem.

they might bring it back with HDD drives going AIxtinct.

is that the dad from the Wonder Years?

I’m gonna fuck a cowboy baby!

– RFK

what if I told you I was Mark Hamill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc