greed is a mental illness. that guy has a mental illness.

this is when you offer the services of your own dick by saying, “I know, it’s gross but I’d be willing to help my gals out with some dick!”

then everyone falls into the bed together and the camera pans down to their feet while the bed starts squeaking.

the scene cuts to black and fades into the next day where your corpse is laying lifelessly on the bed because you broke the first rule about sleepovers. you never bring dick to a sleepover.

I’m starting to think the only way to combat this is to relentlessly flood all social media with the worst bigoted content that can be made for all races and genders. the “nuclear option”.

maybe once people have their fill we shove some more down their throats and these platforms will start to moderate their content better.

12345 gang rise up!

if our buildings give you anxiety wait until you see our bridges.

not all of us enjoy ball torture, but be proud bro.

https://deepai.org/machine-learning-model/text2img

put words in. submit.

mmmm…buh-na-nuh…

…can we call it nxpm?

I have trauma with the other one.

it’s probably rated based on how dark his bronzer is that day.

is that the self proclaimed black Nazi?

I remember that happening. If memory serves, a father lost his whole family because he went out to grab something from the store for a birthday. when he came back everyone was crushed.

an investigation took place on all the buildings that the property management company owned and it was found half of their properties were in disrepair. one even had a rooftop pool that was leaking down in the parking garage basement. the cracks so big your finger could fit.

claims a generalization about people from a specific country is supremacist and racist

says some pretty supremacist and racist shit

fix it? it fucking feeds into it!

low key hope this happens.

it’s gonna be fuckin funny to watch all IT in the US grind to a halt because everyone who WFH can’t work because their internet was cut off.

then a week into mandatory office returns someone will get the whole datacenter cut off because they’re running torrents from their laptop.

dumb fucks are going after the worst people to fuck with.

• fieldworkers
• women
• gamers
• IT support

don’t fuck with IT. they know what filthy shit you watch from home.

bribes are for preferential treatment.

gifts are given to people who help you out and appreciate your efforts.

all this does is tells employees that customer satisfaction isn’t a concern and they only have to make sure the customers are satisfied enough to not complain with zero effort to reward employees that go above and beyond the role.

if you work in a place like this, wake up. you’re a cog in an orphan grinding machine.