if you teach a man to fuck a fish he’ll tuna piano forever?

as an americunt, what the fuck am I looking at?

afraid not. nothing beats the simplicity of bread in, button down, toast out.

all those are weak sauce.

behold. the best toaster that toasts toast.

used to throw half baguettes in for meatball subs.

long is far superior to short bread sized slots.

day 1 should be a revocation of all his executive orders.

day 2 should be applying some new ones. like Epstein Island being called pedoisland. and Maralago being renamed the Donald J Trump Library of pedophilia.

day 3 should be a round up of all the assholes that have allowed this shitshow to continue, and summarily tried, charged, and publicly executed.

he can call his band “the charlie kirks”. they’re a one shot band that gurgles and cries on stage.

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Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

I’m getting distinct “fire sale” vibes from all of this.

sounds like you need to work more on your “hon hon hon” and a little less on your “baguette”.

hey ICE, I’ve got a First Amendment message for you idiots.

#fuck off

totally depends on conditions.

for a typical dry adult hand with a moderate to heavy amount of calloused skin, it’s around 100k Ω. add any type of moisture or water like sweat it will be far less.

btw did you know the skin is the primary conduit of electrical conductively? only HV is a real danger to your organs because it permeates through all tissue.

side note. the internal resistance of the human body sits around 200-400 Ω.

so, what’s the resistance of a 16 gauge plate of aluminum that’s 9 feet long? in all honesty it’s probably more likely to be 22 gauge though. which one would have the lower resistance?

I didn’t know I was talking to a professional here!

what would be the resistance of a plate of 16 gauge aluminum over 9 feet long?

the pole wouldn’t get hot unless it was made of a ferrous metal like steel or iron. most of these poles should be made of aluminum.

the gauge of metal the pole is made from is pretty thin. on top of that, it’s very likely to be made from aluminum.

if electricity follows the path of least resistance, it would be through the person.

1. 70% water
2. large contact surface
3. typically two points of contact from lower to upper. this is why you need to lower the wire as low as you can down the center of the pole with most of the insulation still on. you want to force the electricity to travel as far as possible until someone touches it.

why not give it a try and come back to tell me I’m wrong.

🤣 I really didn’t. I used to be a contractor and just understand how this stuff works.

best way to not kill yourself is to know the thousands of ways to die.