because in the US you can’t kill yourself. if you try and fail you’ll be charged with a crime.

corpses don’t generate profit. you will work until you die of “natural causes”.

ah yeah, the ole poop-n-slurp!

instead of this, how about a tax on companies that replace employees with AI?

or how about a tax on products that come from companies that use AI?

it’s “impossible” to tell if the product benefited from research that came from the state, so all states should benefit from it, no?

all this is going to do is create a greater divide between consumers and corporations.

corps will continue to do BAU and consumers will bend over and take it.

it’s a grift to force consumers to comply with corporate interests because small businesses and tech savvy consumers can’t compete with the corporate overlords.

for example: in two years when your HDD dies your Plex server goes down. you’ll be forced to use Netflix if you want to watch any content.

it’s a very rudimentary example, but now apply that to accessible services like planned parenthood. they’ll need to rely on cloud based services which will willing comply with federal regulations that prohibit the sale to organizations that support “the bad stuff” (abortions in this case).

do you not put the poop back in after you take it out?

I think it means “No Anal Homie”

It’s when it starts phoning home that I’ve got a problem.

then you got a problem because they all do that.

millennials are in their 30s…

imagine that. software that performs strictly language specific operations can’t do math.

wow, rare win for Chinese workers.

one year my local uni got rid of a whole lab of G5’s. this was just about two years after they bought them.

😒 even “paper” plates have plastics in them now.

you: throws pinecone at mach 30

birb: is-is that a… squints

birb: GAH! FUCK!!!

NAH

fuhreezieeepooooops!!!

🎶 animal people in my soup 🎶

a man of culture.

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