shit dude I’ll move my storage to S3 and retire on what I can get from my 16tb array and 20tb backup.

I’m so fucking happy I’m not the only one who has noticed that.

jesus christ we’re so fucked.

just like my sister. under my. bed, flicking her bean.

would it be prudent to serve Irish car bombs after the meeting?

wróćmy do tajemniczego vana Scooba!

what are my tags?

you might think that…but you’d be wrong.

all the devs at work would talk about how much they love the show.

they all thought they were Bachmans, but were in reality Jareds.

I couldn’t watch the show because it was too triggering to me. Imagine working on a team of Jareds…

Personally I always identified with Gilfoyle but knew deep down I was a Richard.

where I live all the large rural plots and farmland has been purchased by big corpos.

thick water is a real thing actually.

some people have difficulty swallowing thin substances like water due to diseases or damage to their esophagus.

a pear of wut?

to you? yes.

to the MRI? probably not.

hey uhhhh…you tink the gun sto still open?

as is tradition, for every war.

pretty sure when held in contempt at a judicial hearing you literally cannot leave the room unless you’re in custody.

good luck fighting that with your billions of dollars.

your emotional baggage is not our problem.

deal with it through better means or you’re only going to make yourself a target of ridicule on the internet.

honestly, I don’t get why anyone just bitches about shit instead of just blocking people/communities/content. I’ve got over 300 users on my block list. I just added like 12 new users today.

get over yourself and deal with your trauma in a constructive way.

Obama:

aliens exist.

Trump:

Here’s proof that he’s a lying ni–

Karoline Leavitt:

President Trump called Obama a “nice guy”. Anyone who attempts to state otherwise is a terrorist!