Mind you, the power connection was a PoS, would have been as well keeping that on an annual reorder for how often it failed. Pretty good laptop otherwise.

Jesus fuck were those connections bad. I’ve got at least three dead Dell mobos in the parts bin because of them. it’s like the engineer’s thought the little smd USB/power ports would be enough to “hold it”.

PostgreSQL

fuckin gross!

let’s not turn this orgy into a structure fire.

it works on horse semen, don’t see why it wouldn’t work on people.

eat enough of it and you’ll set your soul free.

Same as it ever was…

do the desk fan mod and we’ll talk.

girl with big booty: twerkin harrrrrd

me:

no, because we keep falling into the same stupid pitfalls like last time.

Hi! do not mix, please the beans.

Kansas City knows…

something about, “this is a meme community”. 🤷 fuck em.

got banned from there for being too political.

AI.

you dropped these …

that return radius is too small. all it will do is roll the trolley off the tracks and leave the lever operator and the one one the tracks unscathed.

6/8 - not enough carnage

as a man in his fifties, is it too late to get a sugar daddy?

academics take a specific type of person.

I have been collecting fireworks for a moment of absolute barbarity. I want to rent a whole soundstage amp setup and put it on my roof at 2am, then put out the remote controlled fireworks in the yard.

at 3am, on a Sunday morning I will play stars and stripes forever as loudly as I can on repeat for as long as I can before the police are called.

randomly between 5-10 minutes one of the 3000 mortar fireworks I have will be set off. once at every hour a large wheel of 5 minute firecrackers will be set off.

I will not answer my door. I will not comply. they will need to get a warrant to make me stop.

if, by some miracle, I run out of fireworks before they can physically restrain me I will admit defeat by singing karaoke of shitty 80s pop bands for as long as my voice holds.

if they do restrain me, I will activate the killswitch and set off all the fireworks at once and will play don’t you forget about me on repeat until someone cuts the power.

it’s about sending a message. that message: “fuck all of you”

forgot the earplugs/headphones. just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they don’t intruded upon your peace.