all the devs at work would talk about how much they love the show.

they all thought they were Bachmans, but were in reality Jareds.

I couldn’t watch the show because it was too triggering to me. Imagine working on a team of Jareds…

Personally I always identified with Gilfoyle but knew deep down I was a Richard.

where I live all the large rural plots and farmland has been purchased by big corpos.

thick water is a real thing actually.

some people have difficulty swallowing thin substances like water due to diseases or damage to their esophagus.

a pear of wut?

to you? yes.

to the MRI? probably not.

hey uhhhh…you tink the gun sto still open?

as is tradition, for every war.

pretty sure when held in contempt at a judicial hearing you literally cannot leave the room unless you’re in custody.

good luck fighting that with your billions of dollars.

your emotional baggage is not our problem.

deal with it through better means or you’re only going to make yourself a target of ridicule on the internet.

honestly, I don’t get why anyone just bitches about shit instead of just blocking people/communities/content. I’ve got over 300 users on my block list. I just added like 12 new users today.

get over yourself and deal with your trauma in a constructive way.

Obama:

aliens exist.

Trump:

Here’s proof that he’s a lying ni–

Karoline Leavitt:

President Trump called Obama a “nice guy”. Anyone who attempts to state otherwise is a terrorist!

GoPanthers123!

I don’t need onedrive, I have My Briefcase.

I also have a really secure password on my XP install so no hackers can get in.

frumunda cheese.

it’s the cheese from down unda!

ew gross!

isn’t linix one of those things hackers use?

besides, Win10 got rid of my computer and hid control panel. it’s a garbage OS that can’t even run DOS properly.

XP sp2 is peak performance!

is that why they send me all those AOL CDs?

this is teleporting photons, not atoms.

though, this may actually be a step towards true holographic technology if they can teleport the photons in space and not just between consumer and emitter.

if they had ethics they would have left a long time ago.

I understand. I don’t agree, but I understand.

is that where all those SIGs went?