aww it matches their uniforms!

just Ultraviolet? and don’t call me darling.

#caca

needs to be brought back into daily use.

sometimes I bake lab equipment to dry or sanitize it. the materials have very specific thresholds and it’s nice to set it and forget it instead of having to babysit it the whole time.

I bought a new stove last year. setting a specific timer or temperature not by 5 is to connect it to WiFi and use the app.

want to set a timer for 13 minutes? fuck you.

want to bake something at 372 degrees? fuck you.

I would have sent it back if it weren’t literally the only one that met all our needs except for the ones we weren’t concerned for.

TIL I have about $8000 in ram sitting in a drawer.

I don’t know how to feel about this…

James Tolkan. still alive at 94 years old!

and yes, skinner from BTTF is in the back in a toga.

did someone say Charles de Gaulle?

• routine patching
• siem log aggregation
• proper alerting metrics and notifications
• routine virus scanning
• proper network segregation between your NATd network and your personal network
• firewall firewall firewall
• expose your applications to the internet through a WAF, never directly

if you can do all these things properly, then there shouldn’t be too much danger in selfhosting your apps publicly.

• sodie
• soda
• pop
• soda pop
• sodie pop
• coke
• cola

am I missing any?

I like his little white coat. it’s cute.

thought about it. too many neighborhood cats and hawks.

I just saw three large hawks hunting yesterday actually.

something something don’t cum in the something…

made me really happy that I’m eating more from my garden, but sad that I can’t grow meat.

nothing like eating off of your sisters ass.

fun story. I had a mouse problem and got those traps. fucker was too quick for his own good though.

One night I hear the SNAP and go to investigate. when I find it all I see is an empty trap… no…wait…not empty.

that fucker lost his front two arms in the trap and had ripped them clean off.

little son of a bitch wasn’t so fast anymore after that, the next trap got him.

just experienced this.

it was glass.

there was glass in my meat.

all thanks to the downfall of the abomination of the FDA!

yay…

got your beans over here.

be the change you want to see.