*children

yes I used AI to generate this. yes I hate AI. no, I don’t feel bad for using it because I put about as much effort into this as the studios are putting into these sequels.

what do you mean it doesn’t make sense?

it worked for 9/11 didn’t it?

the ones I’m looking at are small boards with ram on board. 16gb should be more than enough for anything.

it’s the hardware encoding that I’m more concerned about.

currently looking at using older laptop motherboards to build a Linux based streamer box. be it native Linux or ASOP, I’m getting the fuck out of this bullshit.

looks like all those phones with physical shutoff switches are looking pretty fuckin good now.

I also plunder this mans booty 😏

I was about to purchase some legitimate licenses for MS products when this was first announced.

saved myself the money and trouble and just pirated it.

if the goal was to actually protect kids, it wouldn’t be a problem.

however, this isn’t supposed to protect kids, it’s supposed to protect corpofascists.

I mean, it’s not like you’re forcing “college girls” to meet you.

the likelihood of them being creeped out is high though. like probably 3% would be into it. 🤷

ding ding ding!

no, don’t comment it out.

no, don’t soft-block it.

no, don’t not call it.

just fucking delete it.

None of you are helpful or funny.

my grandmother put out a dish of radiator coolant for them.

they loved it for the rest of their lives.

then her house smelled like death for like a year.

edit: just like to add that this was probably 40 years ago. squirrels are rodents that carry disease and other pests that can cause disease (looking at you yersinia pestis). old timers didn’t fuck around and took immediate action to solve their problems. you don’t have to like it, but you have to accept that it was effective.

don’t worry, they’re gonna get a workout jerkin all those dicks in prison.

so you’re telling me there might be a way to “vanish” myself from all government agencies?

neat!

cue RuSt Is ThE fUtUrE people.

typical arch user, doesn’t know how to use grep.