I’m currently running three hosts with a collection of around 40 containers.

one is the house host, one is the devops host, and one is the AI host.

I maintain images on the devops host and deploy them regularly. when one goes down or a container goes down, I am notified through mqtt on my phone. all hosts, services, ports, certs, etc are monitored.

no problems here. git gud I suppose?

look man, if y’all want people to stop fucking food we’re gonna have to make it less sexual.

what did I just see?!

I’ve just been working up to an hour before and jerking it until the call starts.

the other day someone asked me why I was out of breath and had to convince them I was just working out and lost track of time.

not a lie really, just some really good cardio.

said the same thing about gen z…didn’t realize until it was too late the “z” is for Nazi

it only hurts if you’re stupid

still a felony, it’s theft.

if they plastic it’s only a matter of time before someone starts counterfeiting.

aww it matches their uniforms!

just Ultraviolet? and don’t call me darling.

#caca

needs to be brought back into daily use.

sometimes I bake lab equipment to dry or sanitize it. the materials have very specific thresholds and it’s nice to set it and forget it instead of having to babysit it the whole time.

I bought a new stove last year. setting a specific timer or temperature not by 5 is to connect it to WiFi and use the app.

want to set a timer for 13 minutes? fuck you.

want to bake something at 372 degrees? fuck you.

I would have sent it back if it weren’t literally the only one that met all our needs except for the ones we weren’t concerned for.

TIL I have about $8000 in ram sitting in a drawer.

I don’t know how to feel about this…

James Tolkan. still alive at 94 years old!

and yes, skinner from BTTF is in the back in a toga.

did someone say Charles de Gaulle?

• routine patching
• siem log aggregation
• proper alerting metrics and notifications
• routine virus scanning
• proper network segregation between your NATd network and your personal network
• firewall firewall firewall
• expose your applications to the internet through a WAF, never directly

if you can do all these things properly, then there shouldn’t be too much danger in selfhosting your apps publicly.

• sodie
• soda
• pop
• soda pop
• sodie pop
• coke
• cola

am I missing any?

I like his little white coat. it’s cute.