you must live alone.

thing with toolboxes and other people, shit is always missing or never put back away.

here’s a tip. take some painters tape and tape the tools to the bottom of the thing you put together so it’s always there when you need to tighten or dismantle it for moving.

too edgy

they do but most of them were involved in hit-and-runs and sent back to 1973.

nah, just keep pumping into those corpos. one day they’ll stop abusing consumers, they “promise”.

how ominous.

I had someone in a marketing department send me a logo in a .bmp once.

I was embarrassed for them.

fenceposts most likely.

that or your moms acupuncture kit for her fat neck.

it’s almost like every person in tech is clairvoyant…

and also they’re not 100%

eggplant does. they’re cousins of tobacco.

actually, you can cure and boil eggplant foliage to brew a nicotine based pest spray.

though, you’re better off using tobacco instead.

technically according to NSPM-7 any FOSS is terroristic by nature because it’s anticapitalist.

that means if you have contributed to FOSS at any time, you are a terrorist. technically.

not true.

I lived most my early life in the darkness. it almost consumed me when I attempted to take my life. know what saved me?

spite.

when people put me down, I proved them wrong out of spite. I stomped them into the ground as violently as I could (metaphorically).

when I put myself down I punished myself, out of spite. tell myself I can’t run this mile? run until I want to die. think I can’t complete this task before the deadline? don’t stop until it’s done. that means no food, water, sleep, or relief until it’s done.

I am a hate-filled spite powered machine that will only stop if I’m dead or unconscious. never had hope for the future, never had a positive thought towards the future. I just want to “swing my sword” and test my mettle.

that’s exactly what I got out of this whole situation.

guilty until proven innocent.

this sexbot needs Jesus!

and that future will include me ripping out the network connection cards from the primary boards.

if that bricks it, I’ll just have to setup an “internet” connection.