The alternative to this is to join, get deployed, then mess everything up as bad as possible. Be completely useless, worse than useless even. Fuck up every assignment you’re given, hopefully so badly it causes lots of damage and possibly save some lives.
Bonus points if they can never pin it on you so they keep giving you shit to fuck up.
like that one guy that would expose spies but was so incredibly secretive about it he was made the lead of the department made to find the leaker
that’s a good way to get hit by friendly fire.
I would never dodge the draft. Too good of an opportunity to get a shot in at israel.
Penal batalion, once manpower runs out they’re gonna send to war without a gun. Sorry bro
Not soldiers nor generals , conscientious objectors are the real heroes when the call to arms comes from a fascist government
Some have the fortitude needed for saboteurism
Plot twist: draft dodgers will be sent to El Salvador and lose their US citizenship. SCOTUS will OK this b/c if you’re unwilling to “defend” the US, you don’t deserve citizenship.
SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP
if you’re unwilling to “defend” the US
*unwilling to “defend” Israel
I’d rather that too
Losing citizenship without already having citizenship somewhere else is bad. Like BAD bad.
I don’t think you want to go to torture prison
I mean I’m past draft age, I have bipolar, I’m a drug addict in recovery, and I’m on a handful of government watch lists, it’s easy for me to make these jokes because there’s no fucking way I’m getting drafted
More than killing people and possibly being killed? Yes
No one wants to, but if it’s that or kill other innocent people…
I won’t claim that I’d make the same decision after a couple of years in the torture prison, but from the untortured side of things, my choice is clear.
You actually get fewer rights in that prison compared to even gitmo, because in gitmo some prisoners even got to have a trial eventually.
There’s no active torture though, just inhumane conditions and sharing your cell with 40 other people. And the official policy that once you’re in, you’ll never get out - though I think they’ll let out American prisoners when the US demands it. Locals just go in without a trial and never get out.
Whoops, looks like there might be a number of friendly fire incidents in the future…
Penal battalion ahoy!
Draft dodgers hmu, there’s plenty of room (and plenty of choring) at my place
Umm yea, my place too, totally not a sting operation
Says @[email protected]
Shhh hey man be cool alright?
FUD, classic CIA chatbot strat ;)
My brother’s dad used to bang this draft dodger named Mustard Guts Jimmy every summer when we’d go camping and it was usually the highlight of the trip because he always cooked the best honey mustard sausages. 19 years later I found out they called him Mustard Guts because whenever my brothers dad banged him he’d secrete a mustard like substance out his ass and use it as a condiment. Pretty gross to think about but nostalgia has me wanting to go camping with them so I can have those delicious sausages again.
Don’t listen, it’s a shitty bot that always does the same bit.
I’m not a bot, I’m just paid for by big bot
Good to know. Adding it to the block list.
I believe the kids these days call it queer absurdist art but I think it’s fuckin dumb
