Random number generator spit out 420 right after 69. Best day ever.

Move everything to the bathtub

All of them, obviously.

Im not reading all that. Grok, summarize this shit in 2 bullet points.

And cocaine is better than caffeine

Maybe. Do it anyway?

Exactly what I expect it to do!

Would it read a license plate if you set it in the bushes?

Detected smudge with license plate. SWAT team has been dispatched.

I got a 67 tshirt at walmart

Until the fuel runs out.

I haven’t opened the box yet but it looks ok, 5 stars.

The only people who still vote for them are watching network television all day, every day while their brain matter slowly drips out of their ears.

Sure but what if they take your boot gun AND your butt gun? What then??

The ashtray is a safety feature.

Nerds

First page of results:

• “Try google, loser. -leetfurry1 jan 7 2013”

• 19 ads for random products.

Fuck this shit

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

Its explicit.