Ah yes the Incels famous novel: Atlas Sucks

Are you stupid?! I make 1 billion an hour repairing door hinges! What kind of fool takes this kind of “deal”

Scam! Release the door hinge files!

Its full name is actually Massive Mohammed Huge Hussien

I’m such a self conscious and extremely anxious person yet I had a friend convince me to sing while he played guitar for a school presentation he needed to do for his music class. My hands literally clamped up so tight I couldn’t open them for 5 minutes after lol

What’s funny about this is that I literally just heard a joke the other day about this:

Donnie dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and says “we’re actually full up at the moment, but you’re definitely staying. We’ll go look at 3 rooms and you can choose a room where we’ll swap them out one for one, one goes you stay.”

They go to the first room and it’s Obama climbing the tallest high dive ladder ever, then diving into a pool over and over and over, forever. Donnie says “no, no, I can’t do that. Not going in there.”

They go to the second room and it’s George Bush breaking rocks over and over and over. A rock breaks, another appears. Donnie says “nope, nope, can’t do that. Not going in there either.”

They go to the third door and it’s Bill Clinton naked strapped to a bed and Monica Lewinsky doing what Monica did over and over and over. Donnie says “oh absolutely, I’ll take this room for sure!” So the devil says “ok. Monica you’re out, Trump get in there and get to work!”

I actually did the reverse when I was a kid with a VGA computer monitor lol my mom took my TV away as punishment but I still had my console (I’m forgetting which it was, probably n64) and I tried sticking the 3 color wires from the console into the wire for the monitor and it actually worked, but if I remember correctly it wasn’t exactly color correct lol

Google being that guy in the comments saying “just Google it bro” instead of just giving you the answer lol

“Yeah that’s what I want!”

“So you want DEI when it works for you then huh?”

“What!? No, fuck DEI you commie! I just want Diversity, Equity and Inclusion, not DEI you Democrat socialist communist!”

Finally! I’ve been holding out for years waiting on steam to release a new VR set, time to finally get one!

I feel like this is almost worse in a way. We grew up with the future looking bright only to have it all collapse under us… We knew what we could have had and instead were given rampant corruption, war, economic and environmental collapse, and growing authoritarianism… Fun stuff… :/

Grok- “It was THE JEWS!”

Why is he talking about the size of his own penis in that image though?

I guess he’s bragging about how much Waldo envied him?

Decades ago my stepmother did this in front of her 8 year old daughter… I was like, ok you’ll be dead, and you don’t need to care about me as your stepson, but what about her?

Ughh… Now her and my dad are MAGA…

“Everything is going great on its own without my input so I need you to all be inconvenienced so I can look like I’m having an impact!”

They might have fingered, but that’s probably as far as they could get.

Nice update!

…open O&O shut up and disable, disable, disable, disable. Sweet.

I’ll make it even better! Chocolate, peanut butter, and a sprinkle of salt

“I said key lime pie not a kiwi pie!”

“…no, no, that’s fine I’m still going to eat it.”

Hoenstly just add some green peas, a little black pepper and that would sound pretty good to me!