Ughhh and here I was just about to start selling Micheal Vick Simulator 2025 on Steam… Fucking Nintendo

“Come on, I’m a CEO, it’s my job to lie to everyone and hype people up so they throw money at me. It’s really their fault for believing a CEO would be honest.”

I think he’s going to live… He’s in critical condition and the absolute worst scum on this earth never die, especially not young.

Typical person: “How come aliens haven’t visited us yet?!”

Aliens: “Yeah… Avoid Earth. We’ve put in a motion to change the definition of their forms of life to remove intelligent beings from the list. They’re all dangerously stupid.”

Even our eagle stole from someone else… Its trademark “screech” you hear on TV is a red-tailed hawk. Apparently eagles have a more “chattering” sounding call.

Damn that’s not fun lol

That just reminded me of a horrible time I had with metal gear revengence. Near the end on your way to the boss you have things thrown at you that you’re supposed to use the games slicing gimmick to break, but my game bugged and I couldn’t rotate the blade so by the time I got to the boss I had a small sliver of HP left…

Took like 4 hours to beat him and then during the cutscene that happens just as you’re beating him the game froze…

To this day I never finished that game either lol

This is exactly why I started using mint this weekend. I figured it’s time I get comfortable with Linux because even though microsuck says recall can be disabled, I 10000% guarantee once the windows 10 deadline passes and they get as many people over to windows 11 as possible we’ll suddenly see the “oops, it’s required now. Can’t disable it or you break windows!” message.

I’ve been playing games for 30+ years, I always have 3+ separate save files.

Yet I don’t think I’ve ever had a corrupted save so I don’t even know why I formed this habit lol

I always laugh at the absurd confidence it has when being wrong… A while ago I was messing with chat gpt asking it for upgrade suggestions for a weapon in a game to see what knowledge it had of the game. It absolutely knew names, but it kept saying “here’s a suggestion go from xyz(my great sword) and upgrade it to abc(a longsword)”

“…Ok, but the name you gave me is not a greatsword.”

“Oh yes, thank you for your correction! Here’s another suggestion (a bow).”

“That’s not a greatsword either.”

“You’re right! Thank you again for your correction! Here’s another suggestion (another longsword)”

“That’s a longsword again.”

“Thank you for your patience! After your corrections I finally have arrived at the correct answer! Names (a bow)”

Lol at least they were all real names from the game I was playing I guess.

So, like, I get your point and all, but think of this: American will be less brown! We’re cutting our nose to whiten our face!

-MAGA

2-4 are during it. I’d say 1 was the best, it was so good it put him in the hospital.

“Anything that says Hitler was bad, slavery was bad, and that Donald Trump isn’t literally God is biased and must be changed!”

Ahhh ok, just checking!

I’m sure the newpipe devs are going to coincidentally not be allowed to be verified… Oops no YouTube viewer… Ughhh…

Yeah you can definitely still do it on your own it’s just very complicated for anyone who has more than just a job and no investment, property, etc. like a dude with one job who rents an apartment and has nothing else would more than likely have an easy time doing it, the hardest part for them would probably be the mail since no one does physical mail anymore lol

Edit: shit that just reminds me, I don’t even have a printer!

It’s also not as easy as it is in other countries. It seems like most countries the government knows what you owe and you just verify it. In America the government says “we know already, but you have to tell me what you owe. If you’re wrong we’re coming after you.” So it is a bit more complicated for us and since it’s more complicated we use tax prep software or hire tax agents. Some services offer(d) free federal filing and you’d just pay $10-15 for state tax. Now I imagine there’s going to be a feeding frenzy for the online services as their prices are going to increase…

Trump will do anything and everything to make sure we have to pay some rich fuck…

God Chat GPT is so dumb… Everyone knows the baby is stored in the balls. At least it got the rectum correct!