Grok- “It was THE JEWS!”

Why is he talking about the size of his own penis in that image though?

I guess he’s bragging about how much Waldo envied him?

Decades ago my stepmother did this in front of her 8 year old daughter… I was like, ok you’ll be dead, and you don’t need to care about me as your stepson, but what about her?

Ughh… Now her and my dad are MAGA…

“Everything is going great on its own without my input so I need you to all be inconvenienced so I can look like I’m having an impact!”

They might have fingered, but that’s probably as far as they could get.

Nice update!

…open O&O shut up and disable, disable, disable, disable. Sweet.

I’ll make it even better! Chocolate, peanut butter, and a sprinkle of salt

“I said key lime pie not a kiwi pie!”

“…no, no, that’s fine I’m still going to eat it.”

Hoenstly just add some green peas, a little black pepper and that would sound pretty good to me!

Stephen Miller is the current deputy chief of staff for the US, but he’s basically a mix of a wannabe Joseph Goebbels and a vampire. He is essentially hatred personified, a real scumbags scumbag.

It’s literally always projection from them

We evolved 5 fingers for the discount. There’s no 4 finger discount, only 5. Using the 5 finger discount to acquire food ensured survival for our ancestors and therefore the trait was able to be carried over into future generations.

Hmmm… Now I’m questioning what else Rosie does with that vacuum.

Thankfully that waterway has a bridge so it doesn’t have to get wet crossing the river!

They’re both trans, he just is a bit of a dick and left her dead name as the contact. She was once James Comey and he was once Jane Comey, but after marriage they both transitioned. I’d be curious to see if she changed his dead name as well.

(in a booming voice from the sky)

“Sorry, the bus already left and I didn’t have enough money to pay for a second trip. Try again next rapture.”

I hope they all say the same thing:

Shit rolls down hill. You’re the hill DC. Fox news and the media are the hill. We’re the ditch where the people congregate in and drown in your shit.

We now return to your regularly scheduled shitpost!

I wish I had it saved since I’m at work and can’t do a good enough search, but yeah the quick search I’m doing now is only pulling up “more political.” Could have been that the article was wrong and has since been corrected.