I hope people realize how amazing this response is.

Enshittification, but on a massive scale.

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I have never tried bleaching my b.

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Where’s the fountain!?

Jeez, way to make us feel inferior! Like any of us can compare to Corn Man…

Apparently, you don’t own a cat.

Thank you! I couldn’t see it as anything except a woman and a butt…

That’s… beautiful.

And now, through the magic of posting it twice, you can watch it again, or for the first time:

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But what is it!?

Someone else investigating and saying it’s AI-generated is very different from saying “here’s this fake image, AI did it.” This is all going to get much worse…

Unreported AI slop gets downvoted.

I always thought they said “best times”, but after searching the lyrics, apparently it’s “better times”. 🤷‍♂️

Kaiser rolls. They’re larger to hold the brat, and usually aren’t cut.

Yeah, help out, other uncles! I brought wine, appetizer trays, and coffee. And I did the dishes afterwards!

No, we definitely have them, even as far back as when I was a teen. But like most things, it varies…

I fix/break things.

Right there with you. Overtime is keeping me in my current apartment, where the rent increases way more than inflation or my wages…