“Ma’am, I heard it’s your birthday, so I brought this giant package…”

That’s adorable.

Get your hands off my keyboard!

Debated not posting this comment just because the subject itself is so icky:

I am so glad that this is the term now. Some freaks argue that CP where a minor isn’t straight-up r*ped is “victimless” (too young, they didn’t know they were recorded, etc). The new CSAM term is a line in the sand and makes it clear that any material featuring minors created for that purpose is a product of sexual abuse even if they “consent” to it. Legally, they can’t consent and the only way to create the material is to harm innocent children.

Anyway, I’m going to go find brain bleach like videos of a kitten and a giant dog being best friends or something now…

I won’t get in one because I’m not giving a single dollar of business to Musk. He can go jump up his own asshole.

You don’t understand. Musk likes how they look, we can’t disturb that for “safety”!

Legend has it someone pushed it perfectly vertical down to the bottom in the deepest part of the pool and it cut a kid clean in half…

I hate when I forget to brush my bats!

Yeah, I know. Thanks, me. I’m so dumb I don’t even remember creating that account or typing that!

Contents: beverage
Best by: soon
Contains: stuff

I suspect the correct answer to “where do you see yourself in 10 years?” is something like “I don’t know, here? Just looking for a long-term job where I can be part of a great team!” Give them your availability, you don’t even have to mention you’re a student!

Amazing.

Oh, that makes sense. Forgot it was in the gym…

If it’s higher than eye-level, they don’t need a cage for it at all. It’s not even locked, just use any old Phillips screwdriver to remove the 4 screws!

Pregante!

I’m going to need to pull you into a meeting real quick so we can discuss this attitude.

I read that as “Sning Ring” and got really happy at first.

…Yes. People do like candy-coated chocolate.

“As a teenager.”

Or anus!