it’s a tactic. people stop in to tell them there’s a typo, and that’s a chance for a sale

dammit. my various disorders give me all kinds of spellcasting bonii, except for the one where my magic gland fell out.

okay i gotta think up a better argument you’re right

there’s only one girlfriend, mate.

i want to get a “no, your other left” tattoo on my wife’s right hand

just for arguments sake let’s pretend i got no thumbs on my left hand. what then

there’s a big ol’ it depends. my wife (a teacher) has her smart watch run her daily timers to keep her class on schedule. and that way she doesn’t have to pull out her phone and then her class doesn’t yell “mrs ymca no phones at school” every time, because you remember being a student. i know a lot of nurses who wear smart watches for other but similar reasons. the convenience of being able to receive (and maybe send? i don’t know, i don’t really wear watches.) texts and alerts from your phone can be rather useful in some fields.

presented with no comment: Gilbert Gottfried says clitoris

Those slides make them look like extendotitties. Go go gadget boob slide or something

I like the way you think doug

I mean the ape dong slide and the Kong bunghole slide are both pretty bad, but if you enter through the mouth (or bobs) are they worse?

Someone build a scale model so we can learn

Don’t let your dreams stay dreams. You’ll just need an unethical unlicensed plastic surgeon and I take payment in cheese

Themselves or as a party favor? You can never tell with this administration

I’ve stopped having a laugh and started having a scream. Now I have a neighborhood screaming group in the park.

Truth is the three of them bought a farm with six pigs and then ate the friend.

if you can really call it life

but how large is the splash zone?

as would i and i’m no decent person

towels are supposed to bend?

probably whoever did this’s signature