The head

Slot C

Haha lol just aim a few inches larboard for me

I knew they couldn’t have thought of this in they own

And how come my feet hurt

No I judged myself for burping when I leaned in to kiss my wife

My Muppet Dinner with Andre

A! No, B!

Danny Devito would be a great Chewie

No it’s Hugh Jackman

I posit we could remake some (not all) of the Muppet movies and still get good movies. Not the one with Tim Curry, that one had Tim Curry in it. Can’t be improved upon.

Aphasia sucks. There’s a dam between my brain and my mouth and sometimes the right word gets caught on it so I have to start throwing out cinnamon rolls

If your come be white powder, the mummies curse you have

“can I speak to the money’s manager”

Music does that

When I worked at a call center, we were hiring specialists. That’s pretty much all we did. As long as we filled the jobs, it didn’t matter how long we took. We rarely took more time than we had budgeted

I’m going to pretend that you’re my wife and go buy a laser

These are memes reality has no place here

Oh I’m one of those folk who probably should never have been given a license. I’m sure I’ve gotten better over the years, but that’s beside the point, which is that I don’t need a license for my trike.

Nah, they never mentioned how cheap it was, someone would have noticed