BeeegScaaawyCripple

eh. i prefer desktops. i see the use of laptops, but i prefer to use as little disposable tech as possible.

getting the white dirty is a mark of pride that you’re using them right

you know i saw the video he did go EVERYWHERE

all that extra hogfat makes it nice and tender

i thought the purpose was just to shame that shit for being such an incorrigible shit.

But that’s so much fun! Are we talking about videos with hot pink hearts coming out the neck hole or shower arguing I want paying attention

Ooo I should do one with a care bear stare

And then, (and this is unverified but it appears to be true) a member of a rival white mayonnaise gang capped his ass in broad daylight.

Edit IM LEAVING IT IT’S FUNNIER THAN THE TRUTH AND ALSO A LITTLE TRUE

ten candles is still my favorite ttrpg, followed closely by fiasco.

awww got dang i done told you if you don’t stop with all the frickin swears i’m gonna have Steve write you the heck up

Oh no! A pile! The hole’s natural enemy!

i saw this one before the first one loaded, looked at that one, and for the longest time couldn’t figure out this one. i think i have linguistic satiation (memetic satiation?)

it goes deeper than we thought!

ooo, can i get a 50-70? i got friends comin over and that looks mighty well marbled

I feel like east and west are more pertinent directions

isn’t a moment 90 seconds? so wasn’t it both?

i’m giving mint a try any day now

Is that what it was? TIL. Now I need samosas. Fuck now I need to learn how to make samosas.

My mom was So. Excited. I stopped peeing standing up when I was 25 because legs tired but like I get it when it’s your first week doin it. We told her to aim for leaves and pay attention to which way the wind was blowing because upwind is a mistake you only make once.

She’s back home from her backpacking trip, I don’t think she’s still using the urinal.