yeah, while i don’t enjoy paying taxes, i certainly enjoy the benefits i get from them. like my library.

that monkey better stay the hell out of my rum!

and i shit my pants. you really want to fight someone with easy access to shit?

You try and keep the smoking drinking money outside without me, I’ll be inside drinking and smoking with my monkey

Can I order a smoking monkey? I don’t drink much anymore

That one dudes two girlfriends

The my dumbfuck got hungry

i mean, how are they supposed to not keep track of you if they’re not keeping track of you? just change line 27 from 0 to 1.

done properly you could probably trade it for some kind of linguistics degree at a university. i do love making mockery of processes.

oh my gosh greenmonster you can’t just ask people why they gay

i think it was my conservative relatives who love star trek for some reason. they loved hatewatching discotrek.

i’m just mad they wasted the best name on that series

i mean i’ve met a few dozen of that dude just doing music. my experience is they tend to stop being as flagrant about their cliches, they just get more quiet. which fuck that, be who you are. if you’re a walking cliche (like me) sometimes it’s nice to see other walking cliches.

me at work, in front of the camera, in front of my boss, chatting on icq with the homies

better to be comfortable alone than lonely in a crowd, i always say said that once

if you bought ninja feet would you get the ones with or without heels those things are expensive

just watch it’s a chick tract

please don’t hug them to death, but https://www.dialectsarchive.com/ is a very valuable resource for actors and linguists. if you want to contribute to the archive, i haven’t looked in a while but they were accepting submissions

pick the vowels and consonants in a word with lots of the vowels and consonants that change between accents, then chart them. then pick the mode for each individual sound. i know it sounds ghotiy but it works.

Weegie, Reekie

i need to move, y’all have the best names