MinnesotaGoddam

Just getting started on a new project, boss

Ooo, next weekend can be chili weekend. I’m going to see a play my friend wrote and I should bring them all some steaming bowls of love.

I just found hog water available for purchase and I feel all kinds of amused

Where you been surewhynot the whole intranets a romance novel

So I’ve made vegan chocolate with coconut milk instead of animal milk. I’m sure appropriate substitutes exist, I just don’t know them

If you’ve been to Barstow then all the decisions make sense

Falafel is so damn easy to make vegan. And delicious.

Thank you for the reminder. I’ve been wanting to try it on popcorn for ages

Squidward Ball Ablation?

i’m averaging 30 miles a day on my class 2. love that thing

oh they got this all wrong

2 hours of sleep

it was? huh. i used to brew my own root beer (like ten years ago, not in the 60s) and i probably still have a bag of sassafras bark laying around somewhere.

you gotta plan your exit better dude

Wood doesn’t have scale it’s not a fish

Look, this little light keeps the sea monsters at bay. Well, that and the moon

So, i live near the worst college. Absolute worst on every ranking (if it even gets ranked) except the parking lot is nice. Let’s pretend it’s called [Lemmy Junior College].

so i was getting to know some people once. mostly because i liked this gal and they were her friends. we were talking and i used a three syllable word. one of them stopped me and said “slow down, this ain’t [Lemmy Junior College]”. worst part is, they weren’t joking.

my wife and i now say that to each other, generally to say i understand but in a joking manner.

three fucking syllables. seriously. i wish i remembered which one. it was probably syllable. it wasn’t like i was trying to gossip about those dang heteroskedastics.

you word good, dude. i’ma start using literature as a singular too