It’s a kind of magic

We are not asking for a sacrifice we are asking for a snackrifice

Ooo I should have a boy band sing that at someone to join the navy

hot iranian men and women?

no. be angry, take memes seriously, get in fights on the internet, harm everyone and fart on escalators

which is stale because fuck it as long as i didn’t have to make breakfast

edit who am i kidding i’ll spend a few dollars and take the missus out to brunch instead of subjecting her to church i’m not that mean

yeah but you don’t end up scamming senile old ladies who chose the wrong political party 60 years ago and have no idea what republicans have been doing the last fifteen years or really any of what has happened the last fifteen years but really don’t deserve to be made homeless for the crime of getting dementia.

i keep getting phone calls from roofers.

find something to do that puts something positive into the world instead?

i love shakshuka. i’m gonna start calling it eggs in hell.

it’s a speed jump

not everyone enjoys the sensation

i sold the first car i ever drove to the mechanic. i’m pretty sure he still lives near where i do because i see her on my bike rides and he just painted her yellow. i kind of want to buy her back and throw some electric motors and shit in her (she has t-tops. so much fun to drive).

wait i just figured it out switch to hannah montana because it would be funny

does south korea have nukes? if south korea has nukes they’re allowed to regime change the US, we regime changed them, it’s the rules.

i am a nerd and want to do that just to prove a point. so switch distros! i don’t know what to, i haven’t used linux since college.

it’s a latin loanword if you want to get all linguistical about it

how the fuck is my apartment going to get clean then

wait someone update this meme to have me drinking out of a straw chain out of the hot dude’s straw chain. please title me “complete bullshit lies about FOSS”

edit: and make me happy gollum with three teeth. that’s my mood today.

Plastic or live?