if my butler goes on jihad who will iron my garters?

how dare you

would this be an ethical use of ai?

it’s more like extremely pointy prehensile elbows but look you can only be so picky

it’s the library of congress spank bank

what does that even mean

Yeah sure and that howl means “I love you” riiiiiight.

The difference is generally making it fresh versus buying it in a bottle.

have you asked them?

yeah sure

stop posting my sexts on the internet. if i wanted everyone to see my cleavage i’d post this myself. those are my upvotes dammit

i’m sorry you had the displeasure of knowing someone with those predilections. on topic, there’s a really good dip company called uncle dan’s. we get packets of spice mixes (like, for ranch dressing. just add sour cream or mayo or whatever. great for veggie platters) from them. I first had their ranch up in Oregon and they are my go-to ranch when I am not making my homemade buttermilk ranch (about equal parts buttermilk and mayo, get the right consistency for your dressing, then add the following spices to taste: garlic powder, onion powder, dried parsley, and a teensy pinch of salt. i think that’s it but it’s my mom’s recipe and my wife makes it the best out of all of us). i am the dip queen of the family and this is The One Dip they get better than me it is my white whale.

NOOOO ERASMUS WE HARDLY KNEW YE

no mine smell like, well, you’ll smell it and you’ll regret smelling it

yes

labne

most ranch is trash, but have you ever had uncle dan’s? It’s pretty good

are you kidding most truckers i know would love to haul dick

ooo, thanks for including the octave. no one ever includes the octave.