Eh, if I knew someone had to use a body pillow for whatever reason and was a hatsune miku fan, I’d totally get them a hatsune miku pillowcase for their body pillow. Both as a joke and not as a joke. Like, go for it cuddle up with that hatsune miku pillow whatever makes you smile.

Gary

In the upper I see a pirate that is a ghost and a skeleton trying to play the Trombone, but as soon as he, because he’s a he now for some reason, raises the bone to his nonexistent ghost pirate skeleton lips he realizes he’s a ghost and can’t hold things and drops the bone. And a sandwich falls out of the bell of the bone.

In the lower i see a snapping turtle that is also a pirate returning from sea.

What do you see?

Just give them a free t-shirt and a forehead kiss and they’ll stop complaining it’s all they really want

What if I just give you someone else’s skin instead of you skinning me

It needs washing and he looks after family

Conceptually yes, realityually no

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That’s your answer to everything

I got this weird blue egg. How do we be racist against those aliens from that stupid movie I only saw fifteen minutes of before I got bored, space fern gully

it’s not!

Your religion doesn’t recognize the gender reveal bomber?

I mean I’m not the best driver okay? But I was once the passenger in a car and this dude road raged at me specifically (I laughed when he was screaming obscenities at us) and the dude sped ahead of us at 65 miles per h, then threw the largest potato I have ever seen and I have farmed in Idaho. That potato he threw at us was the size of a small watermelon I swear. Anyways it didn’t clear the back of his car at 65 even with air resistance what a chump but it was weird as fuck.

That was a great movie

Thank you good gentlefart

Chilopiiophobia

Same. I can handle bugs but not the ones that want to pretend they are your eyelashes

no one look at our tea

agh those are the worst centipedes

does she write creepy messages in her hair, then give you a hard time about it because she thinks hair is gross?

they got these drain dealies at the store. you snake em down like a meter into the drain, then pull em back out and they pull up all of your wife’s hair (what has your wife been doing in my shower, square?). they cost like a buck for three and i go through like one every three years.