“why is your thermal paste tube so small”

“the cylinder must remain unharmed”

Decimal inches?

Chaos? Just normalize to a denominator of 32 and it’s simple

There are four scooters

How much is a kilohorse

A pints a pound

I think that’s all we got

Spiders and stray cats count

What if I want kittens tho

kiloliters!

delightfully withdrawn

How DARE you capture me grebing my chicken!!

like economics or cryptozoology.

that’s really not fair. not every practitioner is from the Austrian School of Cryptids

legalize the weed grenade

obligatory Fuck John Deere

elmer fudd isn’t a bumbling buffoon.

you’d seem like a bumbling buffoon around this too. i mean c’mon.

dunno. the only people i’ve met who like Anything-as-a-Service don’t exist. i’ve never met anyone who likes that shit.

Would you still vote for me if I was a worm

My dedicated mp3 player is an old phone