Off work late?
Runny shits but too tired to poop?
Hold in three colons full of shitwater.
No corks no tampons
just hold in three colons full of shitwater
and then just go to bed
you certainly will not regret holding in three colons full of shitwater.
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yeah that kind of constipation is awful

wait, that’s not normal?

it seems like a skill you would need to practice mr turkey vulture

It’s definitely bad for the consumer

I mean you could shitpost from the park while you wait for someone to play too

Does Discover still exist?

And makes your car go faster

We’re defining fun very differently. My prius has ridiculous low end torque thanks to those electric motors.

My what?

uh okay i guess. since you staked out my position though, i’m gonna have to pick something ridiculous like scott adams character the pointy eared boss was inspired by an interaction that adams had with a mirror while on mescaline

That took me way too long I’m gonna draw a red arrow on it

Huh. The disposables I am occasionally “forced” to get (put it in a 510 thread gramma) have charging ports. I usually have to charge once or twice to get through the full gram.

That being said, the good local dispo just rebranded and gave me a bunch of 510 batteries with the old name on them. These batteries are fantastic and look about the same size as the server in the article

I want to debate this but I don’t know enough about cows to disagree

plastic hand

on this the day of my cat’s quinceanera

protocol isn’t an analogy. it’s jargon.

if you’re doing the “i’m pretending to be stupid” thing, referring to the Protocols of the Elders of Zion or whatever that bullshit was called, we don’t have to cede all of language to nazis just because they speak.

i disagree with the single transistor. overcharge prevention requires something more (i am not a batteriologist don’t ask me what. i’d do it with a tesla coil because that’d look cooler)

that’s more powerful than my first computer

can it play Grover Teaches Typing?

huh. for some reason when i post from jerboa it always fucks those up.