MinnesotaGoddam

Reminds me of that song “life’s a beach / baby / burn in Hell”

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i don’t mind bringing the cart/handbasket back in to the store. i just don’t want to fill my pockets with bags.

this is public elementary student? i was promised dogcatcher or better

i guess my question is how badly is it going to fuck up all my old coworkers’ excel spreadsheets. i hope it’s a lot.

if they’re still using those same sheets in 12 years, they need to hire me again to design them new ones.

i thought they did those predictions in the 70s

my dude you skipped the Letter People. fight me

you see in 2d. i have both my eyes still.

Yeah, what they do for the extra validation, I wouldn’t give that info away even after doing it for valve. Some trade secrets are worth keeping

how much do you have to spend to enter the lottery get an unlimited account?

you can do legitimate math to figure out how many accounts it’s worth making.

prices down at crazy vaclav’s

I think that’s a difficult position to take. I’m proud of you for taking it.

how does the rest of the band feel?

and sound and sensory stimuli we get, yes. Are we talking about the same thing or different things?

i would not want to fall asleep on the shitter at midnight in winter in someplace that actually has winter. you remember those naps you’d take leaning on your arm, then you’d lose your balance and wake up a little, then start to drift off again…

first off, the repetetive shrieks of "OH MY DANGLE MY FREEZING FREEZING DANGLE’ would keep the neighborhood awake. like clockwork.

this is your suborvidor and dismemberings covered under company insurance

yours might? mine only really transitions to 2d after a few miles.

my profession involves being hyper-aware of the five feet immediately around me though. i need to know where things are with my eyes closed or i’ll drop something expensive.

i’m saying it’s not 2002 anymore dude.

every currently working teacher i know at least lived through the arcade era (i’m tired that came out weird. you know what i mean). the ones that graduated before 1972 are mostly retired and dead.

The funniest thing is, when I ran this cult (for the cliqueiest wood block players you can imagine) even despite me trying to not have them do this they would. People treated the 25 and older crowd like having that extra day or year or whatever of maturity meant real maturity. The 18-24 group rightly formed their social circles excluding folk who treated them as though they were immature for being adults but still a day or week or year or however long too young to be valid. We were and are immature for completely unrelated reasons. You really need to let us own our lack of dignity.