I have issues with your monopode having three legs. Mostly I think it’s funny.

The developers name is pigford. I’m more than a little envious of their cool name

Only the beanless / know the way I feel tonight

I’m not in a remote area, just a geographically inconvenient one. Two blocks over they have fiber. Not in my neighborhood. I have been complaining about this for well over a decade.

It feels more like philosophy, which I love but only have an amateur training in

It’s better in the original [whatever language we don’t speak]

that sounds awful

oh you haven’t had prolapsed anus until you’ve had bread and butter pickled prolapsed anus

does your spine not eject at predators?

i didn’t know comptrollers had to offer that service. i need a new career, maybe less bureaucracy in this one

i’m really not sure what that’s an endorsement of though. Benny Boy was a freak.

i’m not de-winging a bat. it’s wrong.

how dare they accuse you of being male

Around here people use bats. Like the ones with wings. Once they’ve made a roost it’s illegal to bother them

We used to dream of having xylophone

you can’t jail the president of the united states, you silly goose

so we know who to avoid?

according to my friends in the vet world, Banfield. Anything owned by Banfield.

glad to have you!

Also welcome! hope to hear more from you :3