MinnesotaGoddam

I just redo the connector if the ends break. Those cable clamp pliers were worth it, now I just need more opportunities to clamp some cable

I once went to a city council meeting in Utah. The city’s engineer was giving a report on traffic projections if they installed a stoplight in the place of a stop sign. He was very explicit that he was giving estimates of the most traffic that the intersection should see under the proposed change. He was calling them conservative estimates because they were good estimates, and if he (accurately) called them liberal estimates the estimates would be rejected as faulty. Because folk in Utah apparently can’t comprehend a language where ‘liberal’ has a nonpolitical, nonobscene meaning. So the liberal estimates were conservative estimates because fuck you ain’t gonna do a job for it to be rejected (by idiots) for stupid reasons. At least that’s the mood the guy seemed to have I could have been projecting.

Oh your god

Spare some credits for an old jedi? I promise to spend it on death sticks, not midichlorians

does coffee count as water?

it’s not as hydrating as water, but it’s not dehydrating. for me at least.

i need to get me one of these. my cats don’t get the joy of farting into fans, they get the joy of farting on me. which triggers my turbo mode

I prefer the term deriding

Xrays

you know it’s not often, but i agree with the titty wizard on this one

i mean, it’s giving me some ideas how to add functional suspension to my bike, but other than that

every time i hear a voice actor read the wrong one in a final cut i giggle a little.

the forest folk are welcome to try to break the truce. every creature on either side that has died a mysterious gooey death.

Feels like I’m raining nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all!

See how I connected this windmill to a power generator to a jackhammer with a combination dildo/fleshlight on the end? Hurricanes cause the masturbs

Not Fafe Sor Uggos

There was Prototype, which experimented with in game ads a while back. They sold ads on the billboards in NYC in the game. They seemed less obtrusive

Get? Use an old phone

Ginger Baker would like a word

Pure unadulterated hatred