I would like to add, if you are lactose intolerant, keep a few of those little cheese wheels on you for these occasions

This is about fallout 1 and 2 bud

It’s less about dryitude and more about olditude. I don’t doubt you for a second tho, dude

I’m old enough to smell toast

In our day we had to walk seventeen miles down the beach to get into the deep end of the ocean

it was about 400 in fees and travel down there to fight it was 500 a day unless i slept in my car or knew someone.

I had a speeding ticket I couldn’t talk my way out of, what got dismissed because it was for 2 over the speed limit. Also dismissed tickets for not having insurance (apparently the card the insurance company sends you is not proof of insurance in Texas, at least according to this shitass I dealt with).

Even though the tickets were dismissed, I still had to pay court fees. Which were for twice what the tickets were.

Hence the saying, you can beat the charge but you can’t beat the ride.

Dammit they’re onto me. Time for a new account!

I think the story is more about the damn skeezy cop(s?) than their specific kinks tho

I mean, I’m comfortable considering the folk you’re citing outliers. They may all be outlying the same creepy way, but they’re not part of our distribution curve dammit

I gotta steal part of that name for my next Gloomhaven character

The PC term is demolished

“it’s that car that’s 20 cars again”

They’re gonna start making rfid license plates, aren’t they

i don’t huff lima bean farts, i have standards. pinto or better.

yeah but it’s less precise

there’s this sign down in santa cruz that says “no backing up” something about tire damage. Every time i see it i make my wife take a video of me twerking in front of it (and in view of a security camera, so i hope someone was entertained)