W why we could have built such a submarine, we could crush six or seven BILLION billionaires

I’ve heard of those trains. Or rather I saw one in a movie about a train that had to “speed” around a city keeping its “speed” over 50 and if its “speed” dropped, it would explode. I think it was called… “The Train That Couldn’t Slow Down.”

Idk dude. My feet have decades of funk. I don’t think whatevers been building up from their wee could survive what’s been culturing around these piggies. I haven’t washed them since I was an infant.

Could have been a titch greener, but yeah

Yeah and what sin did the submarine commit?

No it didn’t. Its best would have been to collapse above water

I’m an economist (I have a degree and everything. It’s in underwater basket weaving but it’s still a degree) and I say this. My cool brother has a degree in linguistics and yells at people that he has a degree in economics and says the same thing too

I have one hour flights (three hours including time traveling to and from airport) that are 24 hour train trips. Twenty six including time traveling to and from the station. Monetary costs are equivalent. Like, some areas aren’t conducive to rail.

I lived somewhere with good busses. When the bus drove by without stopping (after dark, an hour before service was supposed to end) I felt like choosing violence

Yeah look at Jimmy Two Shirts here

Huh I don’t remember eating that

“I call it ‘the Food Chain’. It’s the chain I use to propel my motorcycle!”

For my wife and me, we get our travel in via taking advantage of our region’s excellent network of state and national parks and campsites. The ones with hot water showers. Not making that mistake again.

Magic 8 jackass says kiss my grits

I never said it was my driveway (I just implied that) it’s just the community driveway maybe

What if I’m racist against the quarter mile. I’m a five miler

Oh man I hate those Gen whatevers. They always something something. Now us gen so and sos, we’re so cool because we grumble grumble.

Yeah, sitting on the patio with my cup of tea. You just gotta make your space you zone out in peaceful instead of full of chairs covered in clothes and it upgrades the experience

Are they known to be very gay?

What about making fountains of blood? Is that punk rock?