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The rich figured out that letting the plebes access the Internet was a mistake, and they are trying to take it back every way they possibly can.

Ahh yes, taking on Ifrit in FF8 with a full stack of Demi, and Frost magic already drawn for Quistis and Squall

BRAD!

Derail Valley Simulator and Vintage Story have gotten me through the last year or so.

It’s dragon sickness. Seriously. In all of high fantasy, there is exactly one dragon that has more than $1,000,000,000, when the story or setting was created. His name is Smaug. That gigantic pile of good and treasure amounts to somewhere between $10,000,000,000 - $15,000,000,000. In every other story or game, all the dragons (except of maybe one single Red dragon) have less than $1,000,000,000 in gold. (Admittedly the price of gold isn’t helping here)

RAW: all other types of dragons have less wealth than Red Ancient Wyrms. A Red Ancient Wyrm will have between 1,000,000 to 5,000,000 gold pieces worth of wealth. We’ll assume they are a Philistine, and all their wealth is in gold. That means that one single Red Wyrm per world might have somewhere around 500,000 oz of gold. Currently that much gold would be worth just over 2 billion dollars, but again that is the extreme statistical outlier of the literal greediest and most evil type of dragon.

Edit: oh and the worst part? The billionaires don’t have an excuse. If the evil dragons don’t hoard and eat their wealth just before they die, Tiamat / Thakisis will kill their soul. They literally take it with them. Our billionaires have no such rules governing them, they’re just mentally ill.

Edit 2: I’m aware that shadowrun exists. That’s not high fantasy.

What movie?

Yak Trax are your friend. Don’t tell ICE.

MSG, yes, kindof. Just adding normal table salt will only give about 50% of the effect of the umami punch that anchovies provide. Possibly less, and it’s far too easy to add too much salt.

The real secret to the most delicious sauces you’ve ever tasted is one anchovy fillet chopped into paste and simmered into the sauce, for every litre/quart of sauce you are making.

Nun falling down the stairs

Yeah that was my take on Avatar: A Song of Ash and Fire.

Let them work in food services, lol.

Fuck that. We do actual work. They’ll just slow us down.

So he doesn’t roll backwards?

Also their omelettes and pancakes.

Look for “commercial display panels.” They’re 3-4 times the price of a smart TV, but they are just basic TVs. If you find a bank, hospital, clinic, or any other privacy focused business that’s going out of business you can generally pick those used displays up pretty cheap.

Shit, I’m as straight as they come, but super picky and shallow. Good luck. Unless you keep yourself in as good of shape as I do, you don’t have a chance.

This, that, tentacle monster.

They do, they just call them display panels.

Jenn’s Woods