To add to this.

Retirement homes utilize community activity software. Sometimes this will link to health systems like point click care.

When this software company starts wanting you to upload resident profiles so their ai can populate interests? Yeaaaaah they found a work around for your PPI is what that is.

If it wasn’t a rush for data already it reallllly is now.

Scary.

-Me

I want to eat like im 16. It just comes at a cost now. I will pay it.

The 5 pound bag of flavored Tootsie rolls and leftover Vietnamese food will not devour themselves.

You mean the sky rats??? Fuck em. Get em Brit bong

Thx qt pi

Drop that Amazon link bb

Nah that’s gay

TFW

Yes. Even my asexual ass gets pleasure as the giver. Quick way to make them squirm.

If it’s a woman you’re like right there anyways. Guy takes a bit more effort tbh.

What are you gonna look at it and not evenbsay hello?

People really draw this line with sexual things like bodily fluids aren’t coming out of these holes.

Anyone who wouldn’t lick the sweat off their partners face is a coward.

Pants that fit?

Warhammer continues the tradition.

SPEARMEN

IKIIIIT CLAAAAW

But what if it was Sam Hyde?

Of course it was.

Fuck bean posting we’ve reached new depths.

What if he was shearing a sheep?

What if he was Ed Ed and Sheeran?

What if he was Ed Shanenon and he’s Shane from jimmy neutron?

What if he was Edwardo Sheerano and he taught Spanish?

The barrell has not even begun to be scraped. The dumber the better.

🍆✊🥏🎯😵

Why aren’t you unique in the way I personally want you to be???

Most people lack the capacity to be empathetic beyond their own needs.

Fuck a nose exhale this was a guffaw

I like to tell people “I can smell your cunt”

Get the spray bottle labeled “nerds”