Edit: Last night and this morning 100% reassured me that the internet remains undefeated and unfuckwithable.
The reaction to the Trump/Clinton blowjob rumor was easily the funniest thing that has happened in like, a decade. For several hours, I couldn’t turn anywhere, on any social media platform without seeing thousands upon thousands of memes about it. It got to the point for a while where I literally couldn’t see anything except memes about that, on any social media platform that I use. Just…endless memes about trump sucking Clinton cock. It was absolutely incredible. I don’t even think that it actually ever happened. But the fact that like two billion people latched on to it and immediately began relentlessly making fun of it is a beautiful thing. It was the most unhinged shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and I’m old. It was beautiful.


What’s funny about this is that I literally just heard a joke the other day about this:
Donnie dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and says “we’re actually full up at the moment, but you’re definitely staying. We’ll go look at 3 rooms and you can choose a room where we’ll swap them out one for one, one goes you stay.”
They go to the first room and it’s Obama climbing the tallest high dive ladder ever, then diving into a pool over and over and over, forever. Donnie says “no, no, I can’t do that. Not going in there.”
They go to the second room and it’s George Bush breaking rocks over and over and over. A rock breaks, another appears. Donnie says “nope, nope, can’t do that. Not going in there either.”
They go to the third door and it’s Bill Clinton naked strapped to a bed and Monica Lewinsky doing what Monica did over and over and over. Donnie says “oh absolutely, I’ll take this room for sure!” So the devil says “ok. Monica you’re out, Trump get in there and get to work!”
I heard this word for word but in Arabic back in like 2006 about Yasser Arafat. What’s old is new again.
Wow someone predicted Obama presidency in 2006.
I distinctly remember my American History teacher junior year saying Barack would be the next Dem nominee after his DNC speech. This would have been 2004.
Maybe not word for word then, you got me there
ye olde meme