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For other people dumb and confused like me: they’re pizza cutters.
Showed this to my wife and she said He’ll Fucking Yeah.
The “staff” one is totally impracticable. if the nunchucks have welded chains they would work great but if not…yeah im for sure cutting my self swinging those around. Still…Hell yeah.
Edit- meant to say “Impractical” but spell check chose “impracticable”, and now impractical doesn’t even make sense in my head anymore. All i can say is impracticable… Ill never spell impractical right the first time again.
The staff one makes sense to me. When I worked at pizza hut instead of a pizza cutter, we had a big curved knife with a handle that protruded both sides. It was really nice to visually line up a perfectly through-the-center cut. The staff knife on the pic is actually very similar, just with a spinning blade.
Ive used the big curved knife at pizza stores. (curvedswords2.meme) I dont think this staff thing would work quite as well. No clearance. Youd be fisting the pizza as you cut unless you’re super steady.
Lmao I can see that. Cheesy knuckles all day!
I don’t mind if you drag your knuckles through the cheese.
Hell yeah
“Guys will see a ninja turtle themed pizza cutter set and say “hell yeah!”.”
And I’ll add “yeah, no shit”
Legit thought hell yeah before even reading the text.
Motherfuckers got my number.
Cowabunga Dude!
not at all I don’t get it
Can I get some more pixels? At least enough to make the text legible?
I have no idea where to find a better version, but squinted it out:
April: OOH, MY HEAD! WHERE AM I? NOW I REMEMBER, THOSE TURTLES…
Splinter: SOME HOT TEA?
April: WHA? A GIANT RAT?
Splinter: CALM YOURSELF. YOU ARE SAFE!
April: BUT WHO? WHAT?
MICHELANGELO: PIZZA TIME! I’VE GOT SOME PEPPERONI AN’ ICE CREAM, JELLY BEAN AN’ MUSHROOM, AN’ MY FAVORITE, ANCHOVIES AN’ PEANUT BUTTER!
April: THIS IS SERIOUSLY GROSSING ME OUT! I START OFF TO DO A STORY ABOUT SOME HIGH TECH ROBBERIES AND I END UP TALKING TO A BUNCH OF TURTLES AND THEIR PET RAT!!! WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
Splinter: PERHAPS I CAN BEST EXPLAIN!
The only thing I’m wondering about is how they can cook pizzas in the sewer without getting carbon monoxide poisoning. Or do they buy regular pizzas and add the jellybeans later?
hear me out, I think the anchovies and pb one could be edible. Not good, certainly not desirable, but edible.
Poor Donatello gets the useless one
Initially, I thought it’d be the best, but when I really think of how it’d be to use, I think you might be right. But it’s definitely not as useless as Mikey’s. That thing would take years of practice, but would be the most badass to see in use, by far.
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He’ll yeha!
People will see this and just think “Cowabunga”
Is this because the TMNTs liked pizza or, just because?
Yes
Also I love pizza. Also I love the Ninja Turtles. It’s like some kind of poetry? I need to check Etsy.
Do you happen to also love DIY?
Lidl, or rather Parkside have released power tool pizza cutters
Thought as much
Is the metal circle meant to represent pizza?
They’re pizza cutters. Not sure if you’ve seen them before, but they’re metal disks with a sharp(ish) edge that spin freely. You use it by pressing it into the pizza then pushing forward so the disk rotates and cuts through the pizza. Not as easy or precise as using, say, a mezzaluna, but much more compact and easy to fit in a drawer. This is what a more typical design looks like:
I love that the name “mezzaluna” is so descriptive that I immediately knew what tool you meant despite having never encountered the word in my life. Nicely done, Italy.
Oh, I have seen those but never given them much thought. Thanks!
It’s a pizza cutter/slicer!!
