The Danish lore licorice

Damn. I was really looking forward to Danish licorice lore.

Relevant Simpsons gif

Don’t keep us in suspense!

A few years ago an ice cream truck came down blasting the Super Mario Bros 2 title music and I damn near chased after it

“Oh, no, not that late, actually.”

That game seemed so underappreciated. I would be thrilled if I could have another LAN party with it.

Today, the primary responsibilities of U.S. Marshals include protecting federal judges and witnesses, transporting federal prisoners, apprehending federal fugitives, and managing assets seized from criminal enterprises.

Oh, sweet.

The President, with the advice and consent of the Senate, appoints U.S. Marshals for a 4-year term.

Oh. Oh no.

https://www.gao.gov/assets/a91787.html#:~:text=The President%2C with the advice,for a 4-year term.

Where are you going? Get back here!

Juñor?

Risefall

Have you ever tried a combination safe? Not quite as stylish, but insanely practical. You get to open it up and look at your dirty work after it’s done.

Some cities have municipal internet service, which they are able to provide at a much, much lower rate than commercial options. Here’s one example of a resident in Lafayette, La. They would on average pay $73.10 annually on the municipal network, versus $690.87 annually on a private network. The same article also shows much lower average rates for commercial networks when they have to compete with public services.

So yeah, it’s just greed.

AUDIENCE

BOOO! BOOO!

CATHERINE (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)

I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me! I do as I please!

How do you nominate for comment of the year?

I don’t want to go back to cleaning mouse balls.

Disqueue, then.

Disque?

Why can’t you just draw dicks like a normal person?

I eat that free hotdog every week, then go across the street and buy another one.

… We’re in.