Why can’t you just draw dicks like a normal person?
I eat that free hotdog every week, then go across the street and buy another one.
Is that what he was saying in Mario 64? “So long, Gary Bowser!”
What if I told you…? That’s right. Six puppies.
It’s seems that way from the inside, too.
“Orange juice, purple stuff… Sunny D Vodka! Thanks, mom!”
He was the son of Godzilla, after all.
“Dear God, he’s doing H.M.S. Pintafore. We have to leave. Now!”
Poppycock.
I was shocked to learn how far away people can read and recognize my face. Much was explained that day.
Pretty sure he was counting on it. I sure as hell did it.
I once heard a nutritionist say it was better to give your kid an unsweetened cereal and a bowl of sugar and just let them go nuts, because the vast majority of kids aren’t going to spoon enough sugar on it to match what comes in the sweetened stuff. The equivalent of seven spoonfuls, if I remember right.
I don’t want to go back to cleaning mouse balls.