“I wish I was big!”

hands over card

“You’re now Anthony Moriano, a 42 year old barber from Passaic. Enjoy!”

And by dog food they mean food made out of dog.

I recited a saga an hour ago

Before LLMs it was emails to my professor. I’m actually really grateful to have a chatbot available any time of day for this very purpose. Even if I never hit send, it’s so much easier for me to type it all out when it doesn’t feel like I’m just shouting into the abyss.

They sure do. Just finished a CS degree and it’s still a popular device.

Get out.

lol, the plates are empty. “Thanks but no.”

I’ve got a deer right here, lemme ask him if that’s true.

Edit: he says no.

Easy to mess up, hard to maintain.

The situation OP predicted wasn’t the one where she asks up front.

This play is regarded as a common ploy.

Kombucha lady, her face disgusted. Kombucha lady, her face intrigued.

Do n’t

Single digits, lol

1/2 gallon

They’re only 1.5 qt now. lol.

One fucking job.

A young woman at work asked “You guys are adults, can you help me with this?” And that situation needed to be de-escalated.

I’m a millennial who just spent the last 7 years at Uni/CC and I’m not seeing any of this. COVID had a huge impact, but in general things seem pretty much the same as when I was in school in the 90’s/early aughts, except they’re on smartphones instead of Nokias. They just seem normal to me.

So did just nobody help that poor woman stuck under the coffee table?