Do what I did. Take psych for your social sciences. There were like three women for every man. Do not regret.

You find a class or a club, not an open mic.

Would you look at that. It’s the jourth least populous state in the US.

Why tf I gotta ctrl+f to find ‘Jorth Dakota?’

“Look, that one blade is a little shorter than the rest.”

You have their number? Fuckin’ get after it

All mine said was “gobble gobble,” I’m getting mixed messages here.

I want to be eaten. Nobody’s doing anything about that.

later

Okay, okay… But besides the bombing, the sabotage, the vandalism, the harassment, and the animal cruelty, what did he really do wrong?

It’s like people spotted him at the diner

“is that the worm guy?”

And he’s just like

“…what?”

Embrace it. When I started getting greys, I thought I was going to have a more difficult time getting the attention I wanted. If anything, it’s been the opposite. Good luck out there.

I mean, he probably did at some point.

I’ve spent a lot of time in similar living situations and I agree. What I see most of about this intersection is fear. I had neighbors that didn’t trust Democrats and almost certainly voted for Trump, but they sure as hell didn’t trust him either.

In their case, I believe they were looking for an out. The previous Democratic president didn’t help them at all, in their view. And Trump probably wouldn’t, either. I mean, really. What an absolute doorknob. But from their perspective, maybe getting things off the rails might get them in a better position overall. Low chance of that ever happening, but the only one they had.

Again, this my impression of their perspective from living nextdoor to them for years.

SHIT LIKE A BITCH.

Bean footage isn’t so beautiful now, is it?

tosses beans a towel

Clean yourself up. You’re a mess.

starts doing warmup stretches

“I wish I was big!”

hands over card

“You’re now Anthony Moriano, a 42 year old barber from Passaic. Enjoy!”

And by dog food they mean food made out of dog.

I recited a saga an hour ago

Before LLMs it was emails to my professor. I’m actually really grateful to have a chatbot available any time of day for this very purpose. Even if I never hit send, it’s so much easier for me to type it all out when it doesn’t feel like I’m just shouting into the abyss.