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Maven (famous)@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago

Im pan so anyone can apply

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Im pan so anyone can apply

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Maven (famous)@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago
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      eee! my meme!

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        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          memes are made to be shared comrade

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    I’m down. For the meme, of course

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    I see we have another responsive desire type here Very well. Let’s swap orgasms till one of us passes out

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    What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y’all just aren’t keeping up!

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    Doesnt having sex make you not horny though?

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄

    • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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      What happened to It?

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        the horniness got everywhere is what

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.

        The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it’s functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.

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          Fedinsfw.app

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    You want anti-sex if your goal is to become more horny

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    But I am le tired

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      So take a nap. THEN FIRE THE MISSILES!

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    https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyc29rYXI3aGR3YmQ1dG5hZDBuNnA4aWk3aXZqcHB6OWdocGxtMDF6MyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/13PVtc14fuW3y8/giphy.gif

    I’m always horny.

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    According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called “bean catastrophy” occurs.

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      “Bean catastrophe” sounds like what happens when my devout Vegan friend goes to bed with her equally vegan, kimchee loving husband. But I’d rate that as being the opposite of horny.

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      Lucky for all of you, I count beans for a living

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        I hope you have a twin sibling, whom you wear pajamas with, and happily bounce down the stairs with.

        …hopefully SOMEBODY gets this.

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          I do like wearing pyjamas

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            Hell yeah brother those teddy bears ain’t gonna chase themselves

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    You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
    Infinite edging, that’s the game.

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      It’s also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.

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        I knew there would be loopholes in the bible!

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        It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.

        There’s a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔

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      Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ??? -> profit?

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        Oldest profit in the world

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      Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I’m too tired to make use of it

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    Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess

    • 𝕽𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖇𝖊𝖑@sh.itjust.works
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      Beans are always on the menu in all their forms with Lemmy!

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    Lemmy is ovulating

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    Is everybody on Lemmy horny all the time?

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      There’s about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there’s a non-zero chance they’re all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.

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      Half the posts in Lemmy Shitposts seem like they’re from horny teens. I’ve blocked a number of accounts.

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        Hey I’m in my 30s and am definitely that horny, you just have to find a different antidepressant.

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        Get em

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      When I was in high school I had lots of really good sex with this one girl, sometimes on drugs. And then nothing since then, cause I’m pretty sure I’m good for life.

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      :3

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      Horny or Ace, no in-between.

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      We’re all on wellbutrin

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      🫣

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      I haven’t been horny since my early 20s

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        What happened??

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      I know I am.

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    I don’t think that’s a new thing

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