TASL

According to everything I learned watching Shark Tank reruns, a business isn’t worth anything without sales.

The way to LASO is be doesn’t afraid of anything.

What does dark humor mean to you? Please illuminate us.

Can’t get past the religious schizo ride of a bottle.

Beer comes and goes, but skeleton is forever.

Because the bacteria in your mouth thrive in dry conditions, and a majority of sleepers are mouth breathers. The bacteria in your mouth are what destroy your teeth and give you bad breath.

Edit: I just saw you said Yes to after breakfast. I don’t know if it matters when, just don’t make night time be the only time you brush.

Yeah. It’s shower, shower, bath, shower. D’uh.

This makes no sense. Is a body not cleanest immediately after showering? Why would morning showerers not be wallowing in skin cells and oil all night as well?

Weekly? Sure. But morning or night?

Hair loss is common during rapid weight loss, even without pharmaceutical interventions.

Y’all are cute. Neither of these things matter.

I think I read that’s illegal now?

As far as I know Viagra promises to improve symptoms of erectile dysfunction. It doesn’t claim to make you less of a shit boyfriend.

Heard. I have seven of those roaming around outside as a nearby pond is their summer home. They shit and honk all day long right outside my window.

Broccoli ain’t that bad, you’ll survive

I know it’s the keyhole on a chest in that first photo, but damned if it doesn’t look like a dragons penis graffiti.

It’s Hugh G. Rection. He used to be Senior Vice President of Cunnilingus at Sex. That is maybe where you know him from.

Let’s discuss your coffee in more detail.