All except for the Moth!

No, the text never specifies that.

bullshit, she’s still under her 10k Freibetrag

Asking the same question a second time after not getting the answer you want is so AI user coded lmao

Yes, focus on yourself and enjoy the silence is the right answer. Being able to entertain yourself is an important life skill.

Translation: Brother, I have to go

Just because I know there are people who think this meme is just a random combination due to corn being popular at the time: Corn Snakes actually exist! They’re one of the most popular species of pet snake!

Here is an image of a Corn Snake:

But they come in many very beautiful colors, so here’s also a link to Cornsnake listings on Morphmarket.

wait I’m out of the loop, what happened in 2023? My first full time software engineer job started in January 2023 so I might have missed whatever it was?

Because it’s not fun. Coming up with algorithms and elegant code is the most fun part about programming for me, and debugging pages of sloppy code is the least fun. AI makes the parts I like less fun and increases the amount of sloppy bullshit code I have to debug.

I’ve been refusing to use any AI tools at all and luckily my manager respects that, even if he uses AI for basically everything he does. If the company ever decides to mandate it I’ll just have the AI write all my code and commit it with no checks. With the worker’s rights here, it’ll take several months to fire me anyways.

As long as they aren’t from Dnepropetrovsk I’m cool with it

Can confirm, I do struggle with empathy (more in the autism way than the socio/psychopath way though) and don’t really catch yawns from anyone. I will still pretend to yawn when someone else does though, because I know that not doing that will make them subconsciously wary of me

one of those is not like the others

Totally, no one matches hognoses in derpyness! They’re allowed to be derpy because of their cute faces though haha

Also, snake tax? 👀

Those slippery bugs really are hard to deal with

It’s really chill! I wouldn’t let her crawl around freely, because it’s way too cold in my apartment (she needs constant ambient temps of around 26-28°C during the day and 22-26°C at night). I just sometimes let her hang out on my desk or in my plant shelf supervised.
She only bites food, and even that not very keenly. Royal pythons do have a reputation for being like “I don’t like how that rat smells/it’s got the wrong temperature/ it moves weirdly ->I’m not eating it”. She did bite my finger once because I was wiggling it around in front of her face in a spot that smelled like rat, but that’s fully on me haha. Not that the bite was bad though, (non venomous) snake bites are a total joke. They got very little bite force because their lower jaw isn’t solid, and their teeth do basically no damage because they aren’t evolved for chewing, just for holding on.
I don’t think she minded the butter, but she wasn’t very thrilled about washing the butter off after haha. I was wiping her down with a wet towel and she didn’t like the wetness I think. Forgot all about it within 5 minutes though and happily climbed back into her house when I set her down.

Oh you’d be surprised, snakes are notoriously derpy. Mine especially loves climbing as high as she can at night and falling down with a loud thump 🥲

I mean, if you gotta transport your snake in a pinch and don’t have a heated box, body temperature might be a decent enough solution. Maybe not in the pants, but having them in a pillow case under your jacket seems perfectly fine.

*ONE HANDED BRAILLE FOR BLIND PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY DRIVING

This hat is calling to me like the Green Goblin mask, so it’s not that hard to imagine…

You better pay attention! It’s important knowledge that you’ll use in Art History 060: Why Salvador Dali liked ass so much. The clay sculpt project at the end of that one is absolutely brutal…