Smash mouth genie

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Cake day: June 14th, 2023
  • Banana@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•That's a shit beer!
    4·
    5 days ago

    Yeah it’s always a shame when you go to an establishment and the beer is clearly an afterthought. My husband has ruined certain places for me because he will always notice when the draft lines aren’t clean or when he can taste diacetyl in the beer (an off-taste some beers get that smells/tastes like buttered popcorn flavouring).

    Does make me very appreciative of places where they are clearly knowledgeable and care, though!

  • Banana@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•That's a shit beer!
    21·
    5 days ago

    The pours we are talking about have nothing to do with the prank in the video, that’s just them fucking with an old man. The Czech-style foam pours come in three types:

    Hladinka (smooth): 1/3 foam, 2/3 beer

    Šnyt (split): half-half to two-thirds foam

    Mliko (milk): all foam

    The Czechs invented that way of pouring their beer and a special tap for doing so, it’s a tradition, just like the Germans and English have their own traditions around their local styles.

    It’s literally a centuries-old tradition, so clearly there have been huge amounts of people over many, many years who don’t think it makes the beer taste like shit. This is not a new thing. I’ve also had it and it’s pretty fuckin good if you’re not already drinking shit beer.

    Also, wtf? Nobody is earnestly giving people these pours without them explicitly ordering them, so idk what you’re fuckin on about saying it makes people feel unwelcome. If you don’t fucking want one, don’t fucking order one.

  • Banana@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•That's a shit beer!
    141·
    5 days ago

    In every brewery I’ve been to that has these pours, they adjust the price accordingly and you’re not getting ripped off anymore than buying a regular pint (price per actual ml of beer poured is approx. the same). I’ve never heard somebody in an actual brewery I’ve been to say that foam was better than beer, but there are a lot of reasons for these different pilsner pours.

    If you’re curious, I can ask my husband (a brewer) what the purpose of these pours is.

  • Banana@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Kitty looking thicc
    61·
    6 days ago

    Yeah? He’s still responsible for them. I never said he was a good person or that he was wrong, just that men are responsible for this “false advertising” as you so eloquently put it.

    I’m not arguing with you that the pants make women’s butts look better and that it may disappoint you when you manage to bed one. I am arguing that it’s not advertising because women are humans and our society stopped explicitly selling those a while ago.

  • Banana@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Kitty looking thicc
    165·
    6 days ago

    Yoga pants were first designed and sold by Lulu Lemon, which was founded by Dennis “Chip” Wilson.

    So I don’t necessarily disagree, I hope you understand that you should be mad at other men for creating them, not at women for wearing them. Call it false advertising all you want, but its false advertising created by men.

    If you want a woman with an ass, just look for a hockey player, tbh.

  • Banana@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•back on Lemmy after a month away, it feels like coming home🫶
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    8 days ago

    There’s a certain type of person that assumes anytime a woman talks about being horny that she must not be real or be lying for attention.

    As a woman, I truly think women can absolutely be hornier than men, our “high libido” time is just monthly for like a week rather than daily for a couple hours. I get absolutely fucking feral. The whole “she must be doing it for attention/must be fake” is just patriarchal shit. I believe violet is real because I was 100% like this at 18 lol. I still am, I’m just monogamous now and more private about my shit.