Banana

Got a magic wand and can confirm, I spend a lot less time on my phone.

Thanks, Hitachi!

Call me a stoner but I love that smell and act like a damn meerkat everytime I smell it.

You know you’re right because some libertarian is downvoting everything in this thread lol

Depends on where in your cycle you are, hormonally

Watch Cunk on britain/on Earth

Pump up the jam!

Exactly. Conceptually, taxation isn’t left, but the way some governments use those funds absolutely is theft.

Not to mention how angry people are about taxation, but are also completely unaware that conceptually, profit is actually left of your surplus value.

Only a sawzall near winnipeg

Apparently its based on an old Steve Martin comedy routine called bowling for shit

No worries! I can see how that interpretation could feel icky.

Oh thats sick, thanks!

Oh I was referring to the clitoris (commonly called the bean because the external part looks like a bean) because we are specifically talking about women masturbating. The joke was that I’ve “counted” my own bean, as I am an accountant and made a bean counting joke in a different comment on this meme.

Joke was a bit obscure, I’ll give that, but it is not common practice to call women “beans” – in my repertoire at least.

Hey I’ve counted at least 4 beans including my own

And I’m all outta beds 😏

Shit I did that wrong

Crying in Canadian. I think my province is almost 3 times the size of the entire UK.

I love this lore as a pansexual and will be saving your comment.

Also now I will be on the hunt for a patch for my jacket of a painting of Pan for this reason.

I’m so proud 🥹

Im sorry I had to comment what my partner said when I read this comment aloud:

“You mean the clitastrophe?”

🍌

I do like wearing pyjamas