Banana

Note that this sign is not taped to me and therefore does not pertain to my buttons.

if that means what I think it means…🤭

danke

Oh ffs…permission to reuse this joke? lol

I wish this were true irl, then I’d be invulnerable.

…but not impenetrable 👀

Fuckin’ LOL

6 or 3, depending

I’ve had a lot of fwb and this is pretty much exactly why. Trust, safety, added benefit of learning a person sexually so both parties are fully satisfied.

literally my thought. Also helps if you’re already in the habit of telling your friends you love them, which I HIGHLY recommend. It is extremely fulfilling.

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oh…oh god

They dont even serve calamari there, what are they doing with all that skin?

…ok yeah, you got me, this is all I’ve ever wanted 😩

She drives me crazy

she shaped my taste in women as a young girl!

Honestly this is why I started just telling people when I’m crushing on them.

The worst thing that has ever happened as a result was that they were flattered but did not return the feelings. And honestly? Knowing that helped me move on and stay friends with those people.

I am very much a flirt by nature and this just takes out all the guesswork hahaha. Now, TO BE FAIR, I am a woman and very, uh, let’s just say i get called “cute” and “adorable” a lot, I don’t wanna toot my own horn too much here, but my point is that I am non-threatening. This tactic may not be taken as well coming from a man, but I think it also heavily depends on existing rapport (or lack thereof) with the person of interest.

I posted this comment on the same meme in a different comm, but it’s worth saying again:

I’m a big proponent of “showing your weird” – I’ve always liked weird people because they don’t appear to be hiding anything, they just have a genuine quality normal people don’t, whereas people who seem “perfect” or “normal” (whatever that means) are often too good to be true, and are fucked up in a way they have to hide.

I’ve had success showing my weird; it weeds out those who would not want me, and that prevents wasted time and energy on something that’d never work.

All this being said, if I were on a date with a person and they started doing this, well, I’d be extremely interested.

ah yes, as a white girl, I love freebasing Pumpkinl Spibelecc-

I just advertise for local metal bands, personally

NOOOUUUU