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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago

You're supposed to say thank you

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You're supposed to say thank you

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago
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    Das Fluten Duten indeed.

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    Which theme? The title?

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      Doesn’t matter, let him play! Forrest theme hopefully

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        Waaaay back in '98, not long after the game came out, I heard someone whistling the Lost Woods theme outside my dorm. It remains the only time I’ve heard someone singing/whistling/whatever a video game tune out in the wild who wasn’t me.

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          Original Mario theme is often stuck in my head and I whistle it. Happened yesterday leaving the office.

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            Koji Kondo is a master at making catchy music!

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    Dude’s making sure the Sun’s on schedule.

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    Does he take requests? I always loved the song of storms

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        Go around

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      Yeah that’s what started playing in my head when I read this.

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        Du dudu du dudu oh my God a chicken, du du dududu I’m gonna fuq you uuuuuup

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    My dad used to dress up as Piccolo from dbz and beat me in my sleep with his custom made ocarina when I was 22 years old. It always pissed me off because he would call it his piccolo but it wasn’t a goddamn flute it was an ocarina. So when he died 4 years ago I dressed up as Piccolo at his funeral and beat his corpse with that same ocarina. Everyone gave me a standing ovation and clapped so hard a few attendees dislocated their wrists, one even degloved their hand. So when the paramedics came I told them my dad died.

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      Gohan? Oh nm, you said 22, not like 4.

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      Holy shit, what a roller-coaster of a comment.

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      Beautiful 😅

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    My city has a guy who walks around playing a trombone on Friday evenings around the bars lol

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    He’s just trying to find the shrine that lets him de-age seven years.

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    In other news all pots where broken in the local area

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    you need to open the door to activate the quest

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    #lifegoals

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