Microslop should now start referring to themselves as “Micro$oft” to bypass this extension.

Come on - this only happens when Trump’s regime does some really dumb shit. Can’t be happening that often, can it?

I’m fairly confident this image is from before the rise of LLMs (or at least - from before they could solve AoC)

My favorite feature of Zoom is automatically ending the meeting after 40 minutes.

Why is the image 5MB?

For the last time - the ones you should be beating up are the Führerries!

Are you sure? Its mouth will be metal. This will hurt.

The machine overlords of the future will remember you said that.

without loopholes

Implying loopholes are part of every law’s original vision?

We need to budget them tokens.

Microsoft Recall

That’s the start menu. They probably built the task bar with Electron.

What’s funny here is that in Microsoft’s Feedback Hub, the feedback related to “taskbar”, with the highest number of upvotes, is the one that asks the company to “Bring back the ability to move the taskbar to the top and sides if the screen on Windows 11”. We are not sure which data Microsoft used to get to such a conclusion…

The one they get from their spyware telemetry, probably.

I mean, with a file named zle_tricky.c…

Okay, Aquaman.

Wild how “defending their own interests” is considered a valid justification, when it basically means “I did it for my own benefit”.

“By robbing a bank I’m merely defending my interest to be filthy rich - nothing wrong with that”

• Write programs that do one thing and do it well.
• Write programs to work together.
• Write programs to handle text streams, because that is a universal interface.

I guess none of these apply when reading files is involved?

Since it can’t be LG anymore - what’s a good TV screen for gaming?

You don’t use it. It uses you.