Are you sure? Its mouth will be metal. This will hurt.

The machine overlords of the future will remember you said that.

without loopholes

Implying loopholes are part of every law’s original vision?

We need to budget them tokens.

Microsoft Recall

That’s the start menu. They probably built the task bar with Electron.

What’s funny here is that in Microsoft’s Feedback Hub, the feedback related to “taskbar”, with the highest number of upvotes, is the one that asks the company to “Bring back the ability to move the taskbar to the top and sides if the screen on Windows 11”. We are not sure which data Microsoft used to get to such a conclusion…

The one they get from their spyware telemetry, probably.

I mean, with a file named zle_tricky.c…

Okay, Aquaman.

Wild how “defending their own interests” is considered a valid justification, when it basically means “I did it for my own benefit”.

“By robbing a bank I’m merely defending my interest to be filthy rich - nothing wrong with that”

• Write programs that do one thing and do it well.
• Write programs to work together.
• Write programs to handle text streams, because that is a universal interface.

I guess none of these apply when reading files is involved?

Since it can’t be LG anymore - what’s a good TV screen for gaming?

You don’t use it. It uses you.

You don’t need the $in | in that last command. each { str upcase } will already pipe each item to the str upcase command.

So… drows?

Probably, but only because at this point I’m fairly certain reality itself must be a parody of something.

Maybe the real wasted time is the friends we made along the way?

Most jobs are a pointless waste of time

His journey, on the other hand, is a pointful waste of time.

Overworked peasants have neither the time nor the energy to revolt.

If you can’t hold your excitement for more than 250 milliseconds - maybe snails are not a very good choice as a fascination target.