Can’t tell if you’re trolling or if you need your sarcasm detector calibrated.

Honestly can’t tell if many of the comments here are serious or satire, and that bothers me a little bit.

Maybe they’re trying to. They aren’t fighting, they’re just trying to tear it in two so they can both take it to their respective families.

Pretty sure that’s an NES - look closely at the controller, it’s got the 2 red buttons which were pretty iconic. That’d suggest they were 5 between about 1985 and 1990, which suggests they’re 40-45 now.

Judging by the CRT monitor at 18 and the LCD at 23, I assume OP is around 40 now. Maybe they just omitted the ~17 years worth of panels where they got out of the house and did something else.

And yeah, you could build your own cheaper.

Notably, though, this is the case with any pre-built PC; the Steam Box isn’t an exception. We don’t know the final price or specs yet but presumably it’s no worse value than buying something from e.g. Dell. Probably better value purely based on it coming with Linux and without the bloatware.

Would have [email protected] vibes IF IT WASN’T SO QUIET.

If what Jesus did or did not say is different depending on what religion you subscribe to, you’d think we could then make the logical conclusion that some portion of what we ascribe to Jesus was not actually what he said, and vice versa…

Unless I’m missing something, “valve’s own website’s admission” is just a Steam community submission? That’s like saying Facebook admits that the government is run by reptilians and birds aren’t real and citing some boomer conspiracy theorist’s posts as the primary source.

Please do not the gators. :(

Pro tip: When pouring, hold your socks over the toilet. The water will spill through the socks, right back into the toilet - and you don’t have to pay anything!

Some people definitely do want to, and in fact do.

The NFL just needs to invent a peace prize and present it to Trump, then he’ll immediately change his tune and start insisting that FIFA changes their terminology to Soccer.

Fancy rats make great pets. They’re very personable and they like being handled and interacted with (moreso than other rodents in my experience). I don’t know why you’d think nobody wants them, they’re rather popular small pets.

Coincidentally, I have two earlobes that I’m not using for anything - how much are you offering?

when you actually look for food there are plenty of great places.

This is the key. In my experience, the larger, more obvious places are mediocre, but the small holes in the wall you could easily walk past and never realize they’re there have some fucking amazing food more often than not.

I’d bet some significant amount of the hype was from people thinking “Oh, sick! The Marathon franchise is getting a revival!” without realizing that the new game had essentially no relation to the Marathon franchise they remembered. I don’t know who they think is sitting around thinking, “You know what I want? Another live service extraction shooter.”

Whatcha got there, the 4 volt?

That’s funny - MW2, BF: Bad Company 2 and BF3 were the last competitive shooters I really enjoyed, too. I had a good time playing Apex Legends for a while, but not because I was good at it… more because I could have fun playing my own version of The Running Man until someone inevitably found me. I was that wimp that would drop in some remote corner of the map and spend as much time as possible avoiding combat.

You’re welcome! It’s a topic I find intriguing, and it’s always interesting to discuss the different ways people experience these things, now that I realize we’re not all the same. :)