What if I work on a train?

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Lmao for some reason I had a good laugh out of that even if it wasn’t meant to be funny

Ngl I thought it went from the House of Commons to the House of Lords

I have a feeling it’ll come in useful as a reply to a post someday or even a comment

Is this real lmfao?

Then he’ll win the worlds strongest man competition

Fine I’ll stop, lol

So what if we had to watch an Ad to answer the phone to a person trying to sell us something? Wouldn’t that be the point we’re you’d throw your phone away

Interesting how often do you go through this process?

US politics posts are about the most important events in the world

Not being funny but I think US politics is turning into a shitty reality show that everyone has to watch

You guys get paid?

On a separate note what a great film the picture is from

And they were roommates

Firstly, get fucked. I’m British, you imbecile; not everyone is American. Secondly, thank you for pointing out the mistake.

As per usual, shitty autocorrect replaced the word I was typing. Since then, I have reset autocorrect.

I hope you have a delightful new year!

https://youtu.be/aZk3Apw0WH8

Song by Dutch disorder, if you look up the lyrics in English the song pretty much says the same thing lol

Banging song (literally)

8. Ban companies from using so much water for Ai data centres which in turn will reduce the number of data centres and hopefully would cap how much shit Ai is shoved into.

Edit: fixed minor spelling issues

Need for speed most wanted playlist was a banger as well to be fair